I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it is… More »
Because apparently her new thing is to get naked for any magazine that asks her to, here’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus having sex with a clown for the May issue of GQ where at least they had the courtesy of not making it look like she thinks John Hancock signed the Constitution all over her back. Now… More »
Here’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus posing naked with the Constitution of the United States tattooed above her butt crack for the cover of Rolling Stone where she also says that Al Gore won the 2000 election because she’s clearly trying to bang Jimmy Carter. It’s so obvious.
Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:
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We’ve already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha! Superman Dumped You, Bring Your Viral… More »
Here’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus on the April cover of Shape, and I can’t believe she’s 48. Sure, there’s been some airbrushing, but at this point I’d like to welcome back my Elaine Benes crush. Hopefully, it’s not still mad at me for shoving it down the stairs for Melissa Joan Hart circa 1999.
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Eva Longoria showed her support for the Writers Guild of America protestors on the set of Desperate Housewives yesterday. Julia Louis Dreyfus happened to be there as well. The two shared a little hug, and, whoa, hold on a second, I thought this was a picket line. Not my deepest, darkest fantasy come… More »