Posts tagged "Jordan Carver"

Johnny Depp’s New Girlfriend Seems Nice

Ha! Just kidding. I'm such a scamp. Here's Jordan Carver on the set of Who Killed Johnny?, an independent film about a group of aspiring filmmakers who stumble upon the lifeless body of Johnny Depp (Played by an impersonator.) and decide to make it star in their movies because pornos are getting way too elaborate…

By: The Superficial / August 7, 2012

Jordan Carver Isn’t Suggestive At All and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Minka Kelly humps an exercise ball in here. (Down, Fish, get down!) [theCHIVE] - Seth Rogen voted for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol for an Oscar. No, really. [Huffington Post] - MERKA! [Dlisted] - Jake Gyllenhaal has a huge lady-boner for Meryl Streep. [Lainey Gossip] - Miley Cyrus outcleavages her…

By: Photo Boy / February 16, 2012