Posts tagged "jonas brothers"

Kim Zolciak gets topless for gay marriage and other news

- Kim & Khloe Kardashian are a hawking a new weight loss product they claim to use. So.. when does it start working? [PopEater] - Victoria Beckham makes no fucking sense. Why can't she just wear a bikini like Ginger? [Lainey Gossip] - Aubrey O'Day hearts Castro and Hitler, but…
By: The Superficial / September 1, 2009

Lady GaGa wants foursome with Jonas Brothers

Lady GaGa apparently fantasizes about a Jonas Brothers gang-bang, PopCrunch reports: The 23-year-old "Love Game" singer -- a former NYC exotic dancer- is a huge fan of the brothers from neighboring New Jersey -- and she's not at all put off by the persistent presence of the promise rings Kevin, Nick, and Joe wear…
By: The Superficial / June 2, 2009

Julia Roberts is capable of profanity

- Julia Roberts swears! And even more shockingly, is alive. Holy shit! [PopSugar] - Fergie's shoe line includes heels named after The Jonas Brothers? So are you not allowed to wear them until you're married? I don't get it. [MTV Buzzworthy] - Courtney Love is opening up a lingerie store. Want to make…
By: The Superficial / April 28, 2009

Paris Hilton bored with Doug Reinhardt

- Paris Hilton is getting bored with Doug Reinhardt and has started calling Stavros Niarchos behind his back. Time to "go O.J.," Doug. It's what Hulk Hogan would do. [Celebslam] - Lindsay Lohan pelted the paparazzi with Easter eggs last night after coming home from the bar. But she doesn't drink, everybody. She just…
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2009

Robert Pattinson photographed with Joe Jonas’ girlfriend

Cashing in on his success playing a brooding metaphor for Mormonism in Twilight, Robert Pattinson took actress Camilla Belle (10,000 BC) out for lunch yesterday in Venice, California. One catch: Camilla is dating Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Turns out purity rings are no substitute for a non-celibate penis. Ouch. That said, you…
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2008

Paris Hilton defends the Jonas Brothers

I spoke too soon. Paris Hilton (Yes, the Gaping Canyon of Herp herself) came to the rescue of the chaste Jonas Brothers after they were ridiculed by VMA host Russell Brand, US Magazine reports: "I don't pick on them," Hilton told Usmagazine.com after Brand's remarks. "That's something cool for a kid to…
By: The Superficial / September 8, 2008

The Jonas Brothers are virgins

If it wasn't bad enough that MTV rigged the VMAs to salvage Britney Spears' careers, the network also watered down the show by including sugary sweet performances from Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. The latter are sons of a preacher and apparently wear purity rings as a symbol of their virginity. This, of…
By: The Superficial / September 8, 2008