Posts tagged "Jon Stewart"

Jon Stewart Destroys Antonin Scalia

Jon Stewart goes to town on Antonin Scalia’s absolutely insane dissents on gay marriage and Obamacare.

The Superficial / June 30, 2015

Rachel Dolezal Is Nothing Like Caitlyn Jenner, You Dumb F*cking F*cks

Rachel Dolezal is a fucking liar and has nothing to do with Caitlyn Jenner. You’re not clever.

The Superficial / June 16, 2015

Megyn Kelly Has Interesting Criteria For Which Teens Are ‘Saints’

After two prime time specials defending Josh Duggar, Megyn Kelly has no problems throwing a black 15-year-old attacked by police under the bus.

The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Trevor Noah Is The New Host of ‘The Daily Show’

Trevor Noah will replace Jon Stewart as host of ‘The Daily Show,’ and this is one of those times were it’s okay to write ‘Who?’ in the comments. Go got ‘em, champ.

The Superficial / March 30, 2015

Jon Stewart DGAF And It’s Awesome

Jon Stewart went to fucking town on America’s right wing, and its distorted view of reality that’s made our country a shitbox of dumb.

The Superficial / February 26, 2015

Jessica Williams Isn’t Replacing Jon Stewart On ‘The Daily Show’

Jessica Williams makes it clear that she’s not replacing Jon Stewart as host of ‘The Daily Show’ despite what you saw in ‘Hot Tub Time Machine 2.’ It was a movie, people.

The Superficial / February 17, 2015

Jon Stewart Is Leaving ‘The Daily Show’

Jon Stewart is leaving ‘The Daily Show’ and America is lesser for it.

The Superficial / February 11, 2015

‘We Are Not Living In A Post-Racial Society’

“If comedy is tragedy plus time, then I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less tragedy, to be honest with you. I think what is so utterly depressing is that none of the ambiguities that exist in the Ferguson case exist in the Staten Island case. And yet the outcome is

The Superficial / December 4, 2014

And Now Jon Stewart Going Off On Ferguson

The Daily Show has been on summer hiatus for the past few weeks, but it’s back and last night Jon Stewart got to work tearing apart the media coverage of Ferguson which I’m posting for three reasons: 1. It’s awesome. 2. Apparently the police in Ferguson are letting dogs piss on Michael Brown’s memorial whenever…

The Superficial / August 27, 2014

Why Can’t You Lazy Moochers Find Acting Work Like Dean Cain? It’s Not That Difficult

Before Neck-Snapping Superman, Deadbeat Dad Superman and even Teen Angst Superman, Dean Cain was America’s Man of Steel until the writers made him marry Lois Lane killing the show dead. Since then, he’s taken whatever acting jobs he can find which clearly puts him in a position to go on Fox & Friends and judge…

The Superficial / January 10, 2014

Jon Stewart Had A Few Things To Say About Megyn Kelly’s White Santa

Yesterday, when the Internet learned of Megyn Kelly’s pure, lily-white Jesus and Santa Claus, the most prominent reaction after, “I’m sorry. What?” was, “God, I hope The Daily Show tackles this.” Which they did. So below is Jon Stewart having a goddamn field day pulling this delicious bullshit sandwich apart along with asking a very…

The Superficial / December 13, 2013

Jennifer Lawrence Gave Her Last ‘Catching Fire’ Interview, Shh… There, There, Internet

Jennifer Lawrence has given a series of interviews while promoting The Hunger Games: Catching Fire which we’ve covered exactly one of and almost entirely focused on her side boob and butt. But I did write about the poop one! Let the record show I wrote about the poop one. Anyway, here’s Jennifer Lawrence doing her…

The Superficial / November 22, 2013

Robert Pattinson’s Ready For You Now. Nurture Him, Comfort Him

If you follow The Superficial on Facebook or Twitter, you got to see me acquire a menstrual cycle last night while watching Robert Pattinson’s first post-Kristen Stewart banging Rupert Sanders interview on The Daily Show where the man was just so disarmingly charming that I almost felt bad for making fun of all the hyperventilating

The Superficial / August 14, 2012