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Jon Gosselin Works At T.G.I. Friday’s

Jon Gosselin: Crushin’ life like he crushed dem ho’s. More »

Put Jon Gosselin On Suicide Watch, Christian Audigier Is Dead

Jon Gosselin Wants Full Custody Of One of His Kids Now, Just One

Jon Gosselin wants full custody of his daughter Hannah. The other seven? Pfft. Fuck ‘em. More »

Jon Gosselin’s A DJ Now

Jon Gosselin just made the thought “Maybe Kate Gosselin isn’t a terrible cunt” flicker across my consciousness. He is now my sworn enemy. More »

Kate Gosselin’s Nanny Escaped To Tell Her Tale

In a surprising move considering Kate Gosselin’s eyes see all, and in the darkness, all see Kate, one of her nannies has escaped the compound and is talking to the media about just how anal a shrill mother of eight kids can be. As for how the nanny escaped, I’d assume by using the children… More »

Jon Gosselin’s Suing Kate For Custody Of The Sextuplets

“Oh, fuck, how am I going to make money?”
“Oh, fuck, why didn’t he take us?!”

In the aftermath of his daughters embarrassing the living shit out of his ex-wife on live television, Jon Gosselin apparently feels emboldened enough to sue for full custody of their sextuplets, just the sextuplets, on the… More »

Jon Gosselin Will (Justifiably) Revel In Kate’s Today Show Disaster Now

“Shh, I’m still savoring the humiliation. *closes eyes* Mmm.. Mmmmm.. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!”

Kate Gosselin thought she’d just pop up on TODAY yesterday and make Jon look like an idiot by proving their kids aren’t damaged from being on reality television by making them throw their own father under the bus to a nationwide daytime… More »

Jon Gosselin Got A Vasectomy, Thank F*cking God

Granted, this is eight kids, a reality show, and a shrill harpie of an ex-wife hoisted upon humanity too late, I’ll take it. E! News reports:
The former reality star revealed during an interview on The Wendy Williams Show Tuesday that he had a vasectomy, after stating that he and girlfriend Liz Jannetta won’t… More »

Did Jon Gosselin Shoot At The Paparazzi To Promote Kate’s Cookbook?

Last week, Jon Gosselin fired a warning shot at a photographer that trespassed outside his house shortly after everyone found out he’s a waiter living in a cabin in the woods. Coincidentally, this happened just days before the release of Kate’s new cookbook, and even more coincidentally, she’s suing his dick off for allegedly stealingMore »

Jon Gosselin Waits Tables Now

Not too long ago, life was incredible for Jon Gosselin. His shrew wife left him, making him only partially responsible for the eight children she defied science and God to make fall out of her, and it was an endless parade of having sex with (un)beautiful women on the back of an ATV. They say,… More »

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