"Or was I?
XENU MIND-GAZE ACTIVATE. You too, blondie." "Right! Neeeeeeeeooooooooowahhhh... Yesterday, the Internet learned that Johnny Lewis
, the dude best known for being in two seasons of Sons of Anarchy
and then getting killed off after having "creative differences," randomly murdered his 81-year-old landlord
and dismembered her cat before falling off a roof and…