Posts tagged "Johnny Knoxville"

Michael Bay Is The Antichrist: A Review of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Last week, I missed a significant chunk of Guardians of The Galaxy thanks to pure death violently escaping my body. And yet what I did get to see in a fevered, anxious fugue was still light years beyond Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in every possible way. If Guardians was a throwback to classic 80s adventure…

The Superficial / August 8, 2014

Steve-O is The Voice of Reason?

As the world wraps its head around Jackass star Ryan Dunn wrapping his Porsche around a tree, killing himself and passenger Zachary Hartwell, who we now know was a former Navy SEAL and Iraq war vet, Steve-O, who everyone just assumed and quietly hoped would be the first “Jackass” to die, has approached the situatio…

The Superficial / June 21, 2011

Britney Spears Was in ‘Jackass 3,’ According to This Jimmy Kimmel Sketch

“Five Frappercheenos was a bad idea, y’all. Just hold it together, Britnay. Hold it together… They’ll be out in a minute… You are not shittin’ your pants in front of these people again, ya hear me? You’re a big girl now, gotdammit, and big girl’s get Pizza Hut. Man, I want that Pizza Hut… FOR

The Superficial / March 30, 2011

Johnny Knoxville is an assjack

Johnny Knoxville was detained yesterday at LAX after an inert grenade was found in his carry-on bag. The AP reports:
After security screeners spotted the grenade in the “Jackass” star’s carry-on luggage, a bomb squad determined it lacked a firing pin or explosive. Police say Knoxville was later released and allowed to board an America…

The Superficial / January 16, 2009