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Amber Heard & Johnny Depp In The Divorce That Never Fucking Ends

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are fighting about her charity donations now. Goddammit. More »


Elon Musk Has Been Trying To Bang Amber Heard For Years

A billionaire wanted to fuck a pretty girl is the huge story here. More »


Amber Heard Donated Her Entire $7 Million Settlement To Charity

So Amber Heard just shut a lot of people up, but probably not enough of them because the internet is dark and full of divorced terrors. More »



Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Settled Their Divorce, Thank Fucking God

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard actually reached a settlement. It’s over. It’s finally over! More »


Hey, It’s Video of Johnny Depp Acting Like A Drunk Violent Asshole

There’s video of Johnny Depp acting pretty much like Amber Heard said Johnny Depp has been acting. Let’s see how quickly it’ll be dismissed because “golddigging blah blah blah.” More »


Cool Guy Johnny Depp Changed Amber Heard Tattoo To ‘Scum’

Johnny Depp is totes badass, yo. More »



Winona Ryder Said Words About Johnny Depp

Winona Ryder tells TIME that Johnny Depp was never abusive to her during their four year relationship. More »


Disney Doesn’t Give A Fuck About What Johnny Depp Does

Disney CEO Bob Iger knows people will keep paying to watch Johnny Depp play Jack Sparrow even if he beats women. Merka! More »


Johnny Depp Thanked Doug Stanhope For His ‘Honesty’

The main message here is Johnny Depp and Doug Stanhope totally text, you guys. Like all the time. More »



Amber Heard & Johnny Depp Settlement Is Close, So Freaking Close

Both Johnny Depp and Amber Heard want to avoid sitting in a courtroom, so it’s time to write some checks. More »


Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Are Going To Settle Any Minute Now

Let’s check up on these assholes for some reason. More »


So Those Texts From Johnny Depp’s Assistant Were Authenticated

Remember when Johnny Depp’s assistant said those texts Amber Heard released were doctored? They weren’t. More »



Amber Heard Was Arrested For Domestic Violence In 2009; Yeah, So?

Amber Heard allegedly hit her girlfriend in 2009, which obviously means Johnny Depp couldn’t have abused her, is what you’re about to see way too many idiots say. More »


Amber Heard Sued Doug Stanhope

Amber Heard isn’t having Doug Stanhope’s shit. More »


Amber Heard Released Text Messages, Which She Also Has

Amber Heard has released text messages that allegedly show Johnny Depp’s assistant apologizing for an incident in 2014. More »



How Is Johnny Depp Not Completely Fucked Right Now?

Amber Heard just gave PEOPLE a shitload of photos and poked holes in the LAPD’s story. The shit is on. More »


Doug Stanhope, Johnny Depp’s Bodyguards: Amber Heard Is Lying

In which tales of blackmail and “ear-witnesses” still sound like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are assholes who acted like assholes to each other. More »


Did Johnny Depp Really Hit Amber Heard With An iPhone? Maybe?

Now that the dust has settled, let’s piece together what the hell happened with this Johnny Depp allegedly hitting Amber Heard with an iPhone business. More »



Johnny Depp: ‘I Was Married?’

Johnny Depp issued a statement on his divorce and yeesh. More »


Johnny Depp Or Amber Heard Is Single, Whichever You Prefer

Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp three days after his mom died and guess which bolo-tie wearing idiot didn’t have prenup. You’ll never believe it. More »


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