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Winona Ryder Said Words About Johnny Depp

Winona Ryder tells TIME that Johnny Depp was never abusive to her during their four year relationship.

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Disney Doesn’t Give A Fuck About What Johnny Depp Does

Disney CEO Bob Iger knows people will keep paying to watch Johnny Depp play Jack Sparrow even if he beats women. Merka!

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Johnny Depp Thanked Doug Stanhope For His ‘Honesty’

The main message here is Johnny Depp and Doug Stanhope totally text, you guys. Like all the time.

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Amber Heard & Johnny Depp Settlement Is Close, So Freaking Close

Both Johnny Depp and Amber Heard want to avoid sitting in a courtroom, so it’s time to write some checks.

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Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Are Going To Settle Any Minute Now

Let’s check up on these assholes for some reason.

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So Those Texts From Johnny Depp’s Assistant Were Authenticated

Remember when Johnny Depp’s assistant said those texts Amber Heard released were doctored? They weren’t.

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Amber Heard Was Arrested For Domestic Violence In 2009; Yeah, So?

Amber Heard allegedly hit her girlfriend in 2009, which obviously means Johnny Depp couldn’t have abused her, is what you’re about to see way too many idiots say.

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Amber Heard Sued Doug Stanhope

Amber Heard isn’t having Doug Stanhope’s shit.

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Amber Heard Released Text Messages, Which She Also Has

Amber Heard has released text messages that allegedly show Johnny Depp’s assistant apologizing for an incident in 2014.

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How Is Johnny Depp Not Completely Fucked Right Now?

Amber Heard just gave PEOPLE a shitload of photos and poked holes in the LAPD’s story. The shit is on.

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Doug Stanhope, Johnny Depp’s Bodyguards: Amber Heard Is Lying

In which tales of blackmail and “ear-witnesses” still sound like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are assholes who acted like assholes to each other.

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Did Johnny Depp Really Hit Amber Heard With An iPhone? Maybe?

Now that the dust has settled, let’s piece together what the hell happened with this Johnny Depp allegedly hitting Amber Heard with an iPhone business.

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Johnny Depp: ‘I Was Married?’

Johnny Depp issued a statement on his divorce and yeesh.

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Johnny Depp Or Amber Heard Is Single, Whichever You Prefer

Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp three days after his mom died and guess which bolo-tie wearing idiot didn’t have prenup. You’ll never believe it.

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Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Learned You Don’t Fuck With Australia

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard had to apologize for their two little shit dogs almost infecting an entire nation.

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Here’s How Johnny Depp Looks Now

Attention ladies and gay male fans of the site: If you are at work, you’re going to want to save this sexy for when you get home.

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Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Are Married

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are legally married because apparently you do need that piece of paper to keep having sex with a woman who doesn’t look like Willem Dafoe.

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Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Belong Together Like A Scarf And 18 Bolo Ties

After seven years writing the site, I still have no idea what the hell The Art of Elysium Gala is, and if you put me on the spot, I’d say it’s some sort of event specifically designed to be forgotten about not even 24 hours later because of the Golden Globes. Except this year, Johnny

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Johnny Depp’s Drunk Or Something

Now that one of your most prominent childhood memories has been accused of anal rape for the 14th (15th?) time, let’s get back to celebrities embarrassing themselves in public. Here’s Johnny Depp presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards where he was either drunk or pretending to be drunk because he has a hot, young fiance

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Jon Hamm Might Be Doctor Strange

Earlier in the week, Variety reported that Marvel wants Johnny Depp to play Doctor Strange which made sense financially considering he’s already owned by Disney, but was horrible news for anyone who doesn’t want to see The Sorcerer Supreme (What’s a vagina?) emote via drunken eyebrows. But now comes word that Jon Hamm might be…

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