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John Stamos Wants To Give Margot Robbie ‘The Stamos Straddler’

John Stamos wants to give Margot Robbie the ol’ Greek yogurt, and why do I write this shit? Why?!

Mike Redmond | April 29, 2016 - 11:53 am

Dave Coulier’s Wiener Is What America Should Fear Right Now

Turns out Uncle Joey’s puppetry wasn’t exclusive to Mr. Woodchuck. (That was a joke about Dave Coulier and his penis. No, really.)

Carmen Ribecca | April 27, 2016 - 2:00 pm

So That’s John Stamos’ Naked Butt

John Stamos naked from the waist down, anyone?

Mike Redmond | December 7, 2015 - 2:01 pm

John Stamos Fired The Olsen Twins When They Were Babies

John Stamos admits he briefly had the Olsen twins fired when they were only babies which answers a lot of questions.

Mike Redmond | August 7, 2015 - 12:53 pm

The Olsen Twins Are Still Considering ‘Fuller House’

The Olsen Twins might do Fuller House after all. John Stamos should think about strapping up.

Carmen Ribecca | July 29, 2015 - 2:50 pm

John Stamos Got A DUI

John Stamos was busted for DUI Friday night. The Olsen Twins are not to be trifled with.

Mike Redmond | June 15, 2015 - 9:55 am

John Stamos Met With An Olsen Twin

John Stamos met with Mary-Kate Olsen to bury the hatchet, and not into his face because he isn’t Australian and/or Heath Ledger. There are rules.

Mike Redmond | April 29, 2015 - 11:43 am

John Stamos Is Marked For Death

John Stamos calls bullshit on the Olsen twins. He will PAY.

Mike Redmond | April 28, 2015 - 10:22 am

Jerry O’Connell Cuckolded Himself On ‘Watch What Happens Live’

Jerry O’Connell told his 6-year-old twin girls their favorite TV uncle used to bang their mother in real life. Your move, Chris Brown.

Carmen Ribecca | April 23, 2015 - 12:39 pm

The Olsen Twins Might Actually Do The New Full House Show

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen might appear in the Full House reunion show Fuller House, so clearly they’ve run out of money.

Mike Redmond | April 21, 2015 - 11:12 am

John Stamos Has So Much Sex Lesbians Ask Him For Advice

John Stamos has sex with so many women that even lesbians want to know how he does it because this whole having dogs thing isn’t working for shit.

Mike Redmond | March 20, 2015 - 1:05 pm

John Stamos & Dave Coulier Were The Original Leo & Jonah

Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were the original Pussy Posse. Not counting Frank Sinatra and every other Hollywood actor before them.

Mike Redmond | February 27, 2015 - 12:47 pm

Amy Poehler Bombed A Date With John Stamos

John Stamos is a beautiful, ageless possible-centaur who any man, woman, child, or beast would feel extremely self-concscious about dating. And Amy Poehler is no exception because here she is telling Howard Stern about the time she went out to dinner with Uncle Jesse shortly after divorcing Will Arnett and completely bombed that shit. Although,…

Mike Redmond | October 28, 2014 - 12:54 pm

Ashley Olsen Went To John Stamos’ 50th Birthday

John Stamos celebrated his 50th birthday last night (Side Note: And is a vampire.) and invited the cast of Full House. Which usually means Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen won’t come anywhere near the place because they’re serious fashion designers who only allow the blood relatives of French dignitaries into their vaginas now. Except, surprisingly,…

Mike Redmond | August 28, 2013 - 11:13 am

John Stamos Wins Extortion Case

Seen here posing with fans outside the courthouse yesterday, John Stamos was vindicated in court when jurors found a Michigan couple guilty of attempting to extort $680,000 from him by claiming they had incriminating photos of him doing blow with strippers – which they didn’t. E! News reports: …

Mike Redmond | July 16, 2010 - 12:26 pm

John Stamos’ Accuser Had Fake ID, Lied About Age

John Stamos testified in court today against Allison Coss who tried to extort $680,000 from the actor by claiming she had pictures of him doing coke with strippers and in compromising positions with her when she was only 17. The two met at Spring Break in 2004 shortly after his marriage to Rebecca Romjin fell…

Mike Redmond | July 14, 2010 - 2:29 pm

John Stamos Banged a 17-Year-Old

When John Stamos’ marriage to Rebecca Romjin fell apart in 2004, he did what any man in his shoes would’ve done: SPRING BREAK! Uncle Jesse made his way to Orlando where his lawyer admits he met 17-year-old Allison Coss but the details of what happened between the two (He banged her.) has become the center…

Mike Redmond | July 13, 2010 - 12:45 pm

John Stamos ordered the fish not the crazy

The FBI was called to investigate a “verbal altercation” that occurred on a flight between John Stamos and an unidentified woman on Monday. John was asleep during the flight when the woman, also a first class passenger, decided to wake him up. E! Online reports:

The woman then persisted in trying to…

Mike Redmond | November 14, 2007 - 12:09 pm
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