Posts tagged "John Stamos"

Jerry O’Connell Cuckolded Himself On ‘Watch What Happens Live’

Jerry O'Connell told his 6-year-old twin girls their favorite TV uncle used to bang their mother in real life. Your move, Chris Brown.

By: Photo Boy / April 23, 2015

The Olsen Twins Might Actually Do The New Full House Show

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen might appear in the Full House reunion show Fuller House, so clearly they've run out of money.

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

John Stamos Has So Much Sex Lesbians Ask Him For Advice

John Stamos has sex with so many women that even lesbians want to know how he does it because this whole having dogs thing isn't working for shit.

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015

John Stamos & Dave Coulier Were The Original Leo & Jonah

Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey were the original Pussy Posse. Not counting Frank Sinatra and every other Hollywood actor before them.

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2015

Amy Poehler Bombed A Date With John Stamos

John Stamos is a beautiful, ageless possible-centaur who any man, woman, child, or beast would feel extremely self-concscious about dating. And Amy Poehler is no exception because here she is telling Howard Stern about the time she went out to dinner with Uncle Jesse shortly after divorcing Will Arnett and completely bombed that shit. Although,…

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014

Ashley Olsen Went To John Stamos’ 50th Birthday

John Stamos celebrated his 50th birthday last night (Side Note: And is a vampire.) and invited the cast of Full House. Which usually means Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen won't come anywhere near the place because they're serious fashion designers who only allow the blood relatives of French dignitaries into their vaginas now. Except, surprisingly,…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2013

John Stamos Wins Extortion Case

Seen here posing with fans outside the courthouse yesterday, John Stamos was vindicated in court when jurors found a Michigan couple guilty of attempting to extort $680,000 from him by claiming they had incriminating photos of him doing blow with strippers - which they didn't. E! News reports:…

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2010

John Stamos’ Accuser Had Fake ID, Lied About Age

John Stamos testified in court today against Allison Coss who tried to extort $680,000 from the actor by claiming she had pictures of him doing coke with strippers and in compromising positions with her when she was only 17. The two met at Spring Break in 2004 shortly after his marriage to Rebecca Romjin fell…

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2010

John Stamos Banged a 17-Year-Old

When John Stamos' marriage to Rebecca Romjin fell apart in 2004, he did what any man in his shoes would've done: SPRING BREAK! Uncle Jesse made his way to Orlando where his lawyer admits he met 17-year-old Allison Coss but the details of what happened between the two (He banged her.) has become the center…

By: The Superficial / July 13, 2010

John Stamos ordered the fish not the crazy

The FBI was called to investigate a "verbal altercation" that occurred on a flight between John Stamos and an unidentified woman on Monday. John was asleep during the flight when the woman, also a first class passenger, decided to wake him up. E! Online reports: The woman then persisted in trying to get the actor'…

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2007

John Stamos has the weirdest belly button ever

John Stamos may or may not be a demon. Judging by his belly button I'm going with may.

By: Superficial / May 18, 2007

The Superficial Ketchup

Sorry for the lack of posts. I wasn't feeling so great and a doctor told me sleeping until 3 PM would be the best solution. And who am I to argue with medicine? Britney Spears seems awfully glad that a creepy man with a mustache is trying to kidnap her baby. And I'm pretty sure…

By: Superficial / May 18, 2006

Stephanie Tanner is a meth addict

It has recently come to light that Stephanie Tanner Jodie Sweetin was a meth addict. Two years ago she was unemployed and bored and began by experimenting. Soon, she was using meth everyday. At some point a three-day bender ensued, as well as an intervention staged by her Full House castmates -- including Mary-Kate and…

By: Superficial / February 2, 2006

The Superficial News

-- Michael Jackson claims he had only two plastic surgeries…

By: Superficial / August 23, 2004