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John Mayer Is Probably Banging Demi Lovato

TIL: Handwashing t-shirts gets Demi Lovato horny as hell. More »


John Mayer Is A Handwashing Expert Or Something, I Don’t Know

John Mayer is the Gwyneth Paltrow of handwashing t-shirts now. More »


Katy Perry & John Mayer Will Have Their Revenge On Taylor Swift

Katy Perry and John Mayer will get that pesky Taylor Swift if it’s the last thing they do. More »


Giada De Laurentiis Denies Banging Every Guy She’s Ever Been On TV With

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Star magazine would publish a cover photo of you in a coffin if they thought you’d buy it, so it’s not a stretch to think when they heard Giada De Laurentiis’ was getting divorced they went “Okay, let’s start with ‘she fucked everyone,’ then work our way backwards from… More »


Katy Perry’s Banging John Mayer Again

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Knowing exactly how to kick a year in its balls while it’s down, Katy Perry’s letting the Prince of Douche touch her huge boobs again, because everything is bad. IT’S ALL RUINED! *slaps Fish’s tray to floor, runs out of cafeteria* Via Daily Mail:
Apparently aware of keeping… More »


Katherine Heigl Used John Mayer’s Penis To Get Engaged

I stand by that headline entirely.

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John Mayer’s penis has done all sorts of reckless shit. It went crazy after being in Jessica Simpson and made him say the n-word. It refused to marry Taylor Swift after they did it under the bleachers. It even dumped KatyMore »


Taylor Swift Is Writing Songs About Katy Perry Now

Taylor Swift’s schtick used to be writing songs about jerk boys who didn’t make every single date like The Notebook. But she’s evolved as an artist (and a woman… nope, that wasn’t creepy) and has moved on to writing songs about other pop stars who steal her roadies or some stupid bullshit. I honestly don’t… More »


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