Posts tagged "John Legend"

Chrissy Teigen Is Topless

Chrissy Teigen poses topless for a photo shoot with John Legend because apparently marriage isn't an joyless prison where happiness goes to die.
By: The Superficial / March 12, 2015

Kanye West Is A Dour Little Bitch

Are you having a good time at the Super Bowl? Well, Kanye West isn't because motherfuckers in castles never smiled. FUCK YOU!
By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should've checked if there are any more awards show this month because here's the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilso…
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Chrissy Teigen Banged John Legend On A Plane

Posted by Photo Boy The last time Chrissy Teigen was on the site it was for having a fantastic ass and landing it on the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. Now she's back, because I found pics of her breasts hanging out back in February to go with her delightful anecdote…
By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2014

The 56th Annual Grammy Awards

Remember that scene in Man of Steel where Superman's drowning in all those skulls? That's literally the only way to describe what it's felt like today covering the Grammys. So think of this last gallery as me escaping those skulls (Without Space Dad helping. Aw, what?) except some of them are…
By: The Superficial / January 27, 2014

It’s That John Legend Video Where Chrissy Teigen Gets Naked

Here's the new video for John Legend's "All Of Me" which seems like a beautiful love song to his new wife Chrissy Teigen who we've already seen filming it because she was topless. And I say seem because "Blurred Lines" has set the bar for how long I will watch a…
By: The Superficial / October 2, 2013

That’s Chrissy Teigen Topless

Music videos with naked models are all the rage these days because they're awesome and everything our Founding Fathers dreamed of before revisionists turned them into boring, gun-loving evangelical shitheads who believed vaginas are a portal to Satan. So here's a completely topless Chrissy Teigen filming "All Of Me" with her fiance…
By: The Superficial / September 12, 2013

Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

Posted by Photo Boy Ridiculously dubbed "Nerd Prom" this year by people who clearly don't understand how politicians are more like jocks than any other high school clique, the annual White House Correspondents' Association Dinner was unsurprisingly boring since it's a gathering of people who either know their every move is being publicly scrutinized…
By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2013

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

"I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any." Here's the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn't involve Katy Perry's awesome breasts, Kat Dennings' almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna's murder or Jennifer Lopez's dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except…
By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013