Posts tagged "Joe Manganiello"

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Sofia Vergara’s Banging Joe Manganiello

Now that she’s finally ditched her abusive fiance for the second time, Sofia Vergara is free to find a real man who won’t shill salad toppings at the White House because he’s too busy looking at his rippling abs glistening in the morning sun, just waiting to be touched in a sea of strong, yet…

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2014

This Is The List For The New Batman Already

So forget Tyler Hoechlin. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Warner Bros. is going for a grizzled, older Batman to take on Henry Cavill‘s Superman, and the list is already getting out of control. So here’s everyone already being considered plus some from Lainey Gossip, Batman On Film and my own hopes and dreams. Although, before…

By: The Superficial / August 5, 2013

Anna Paquin’s Pregnant With Twins

“Ohmygod, Joe Manganiello’s penis just landed on my foot. MEDIC!”

Us Weekly reports Anna Paquin is having twins which is incredible because she’s been pregnant for months now and this is the first anyone’s heard of it. Including Stephen Moyer who could’ve sworn they were only having one before going to Comic-Con thi…

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2012

Joe Manganiello Is Not Banging Demi Moore

Apparently there’s been a rumor going around that Joe Manganiello‘s been hooking up with Demi Moore which he really wants people to know is not happening. Because, seriously, who does that? Not counting douches in trucker hats. Those aren’t people. Via E! News:

“There is 100 percent zero truth to that,” Manganiello told…

By: The Superficial / June 22, 2012

Chris Hemsworth & Joe Manganiello Seem Like They Work Out

For the oft-neglected portion of The Superficial’s audience who are good sports during the plethora of bikini posts, here are shirtless pics of Chris Hemsworth and Joe Manganiello hitting Sydney and Miami beaches respectively even though both of them could be firing Louis Vuitton shoes and engagement rings out of their massive engorged wangs and…

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2012

Joe Manganiello Is On Your Tail, Skarsgard

[Fun Fact: If this does anything for you, apparently Joe Manganiello has a huge penis, and you’ll get to see it in Magic Mike. I’m a fulfiller of dreams, I know.]

Photo: Splash News

By: The Superficial / October 19, 2011

Too Many Bikinis? Joe Manganiello’s Here

Whoa, easy, Eric from CSI: Miami. Let me write the post first.

Ladies, homosexual demographic, the tiny voice in my head telling me this should be my new washer, I know it seems like there’s been a lot of bikinis today, and honestly, there’s gonna be more. But sometimes you just have to…

By: The Superficial / October 12, 2011

Joe Manganiello is Single

“That’s right, Skarsgard. And I can do this…”

True Blood star Joe Manganiello is a single man now after calling off his engagement to girlfriend Audra Marie which I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say has nothing to do with the fact that he stars in no…

By: The Superficial / September 16, 2011

The ‘True Blood’ Season 4 Premiere and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy

- Tom Hanks makes a mockery of Spanish television. [Huffington Post]

– That little kid that Madonna stole from Africa is all growed up. [Dlisted]

- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie know the appropriate way to deal with raising six kids. [Lainey Gossip]…

By: Photo Boy / June 22, 2011