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Charlotte McKinney Only Gives Joe Jonas Half A Boner

Does Joe Jonas Shirtless Do Anything For Anybody?

Joe Jonas shirtless is my latest attempt at posting more man-candy. More »

Ashley Graham Made A Video With Joe Jonas? From The Jonas Brothers?

Joe Jonas has no idea how drunken hook-ups work in real life because they’re less pillow fights with Ashley Graham and more jumping out a window clutching a puked on sheet. More »

Bertney Made A Funny!

Britney Spears pretends to interview bodyguards while Neil Patrick Harris and Joe Jonas prove she’s capable of repeating words like a big girl. More »

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to… More »

Joe Jonas Admits He Had Sex With Girls, Smoked The Marijuana Like A Cigarette

“Come along, pussy cat. We’re going to buy reefer from the Negroes. Yeah, see, yeah.”

In a surprisingly candid interview with Vulture, a now mustachioed Joe Jonas talks about his experience with the Jonas Brothers and all the Disney insanity that came with it. He also opens up about all the insanity over… More »

‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’

“Shit. Did I lock the Beamer?”
“Hehe! I traded it for acid. Do me in that clown skull!”

Here’s the rest of the first weekend of Coachella where rich people dressed like an American Eagle ad and stuffed themselves so full of drugs they forgot they had children and/or nothing but aMore »

Joe Jonas Made A Sex Tape? With A Girl? Bahaha! Good One, Internet.

“I said, I want you in me.”
“I can see a tear forming in your eye. I know you heard me.”

Before we get into this, let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that not only does Joe Jonas have a “girlfriend,” but her name is BlandaMore »

You’re Supposed To Believe Joe Jonas Has Sex With This And Other News

- Cue Jessica Simpson suddenly giving birth in 3.. 2.. [Dlisted]

– Hello, large-breasted Asian in a bikini holding drinks… [theCHIVE]

- Leonardo DiCaprio has no problem banging Adam Levine’s table scraps. [Lainey Gossip]

- Supermodels Without Makeup [BuzzFeed]

- Snoop Dogg’s Rolling Words: A Smokable SongbookMore »

Chris Brown & Joe Jonas Are Making Beautiful Music Together

After Ashley Greene kicked him to the curb, Joe Jonas is apparently trying to shed his purity ring image and prove how hard, so hard… he is by laying down with Chris Brown. Or is it laying down a track? Doesn’t matter. Here’s the two of them with producer Hit Boy over the weekend where… More »

Ashley Greene is Banging Captain America

And she’s even wearing the “A.” Fantastic.

Ashley Greene continues to enjoy her return to vaginal penetration after leaving Joe Jonas and has apparently steered her drunken bang-bus toward Captain America himself, Chris Evans, according to People:

But Chris Evans, who stars as the titular superhero in the upcoming action flick,… More »

Ashley Greene is Drunkenly Banging Randoms Now

Following her break-up with Joe Jonas, Twilight star Ashley Greene has been literally clubbing every night since, and now it looks she’s banging any dude who doesn’t have a purity ring on. Like this guy. I mean, just look at his face. Lucky bastard has no clue what just happened. “Bro, I don’t even know. More »

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