Posts tagged "Joe Francis"

Hey, Look How Hot Kim Kardashian Is When She’s Next To A Dying Pregnant Woman

Because her husband has only spent nine days with her since their wedding and doesn’t want to ruin his streak, here’s Kim Kardsahian in Mexico this week where she let his rapists take exclusive bikini photos of her for fun and profit. Plus she also tossed a few shots to Instagram where she courteously used…

By: The Superficial / July 18, 2014

Everything You Could Die Happy Never Knowing About Kim & Kanye’s Wedding

For those of you who spent Memorial Day weekend in a joyfully ignorant bliss-bubble of friends, family and alcohol, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married on Saturday. So to get this over with as quickly as possible, here are all the highlights I painstakingly cobbled together because I know how much you hate doing…

By: The Superficial / May 27, 2014

Joe Francis Is Going To Be The Father Of Twin Girls. Joe Francis.

And now for the most hilarious collection of words you’ll ever read thanks to Joe Francis announcing to Us Weekly that he specifically Kate Gosselin‘d his girlfriend Abbey Wilson with twin girls because women’s bodies are but a canvas for him to create if create means taking naked pictures of drunk sorority girls:…

By: The Superficial / April 10, 2014

Kanye’s Putting Scott Disick In His Videos Now

If every photo like this there’s always a Joe Francis in the background falling in love with the birthday boy.

For his next music video, Kanye West – I’m sorry, Yeezus. West is his “slave name.” – wanted to have James Franco recreate the scene in American Psycho where Christian Bale talks about…

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2013

Wait. Isn’t Joe Francis’ Whole Life A Sex Tape?

I didn’t know Reese Witherspoon had an illegitimate daughter…

From almost the minute Girls Gone Wild started, Joe Francis has been ensnared in costly legal battle after legal battle culminating in his most recent one where, according to reports, he was found guilty of assault after three women claimed he took them back…

By: The Superficial / June 5, 2013

Guess Where Paris Hilton Smuggles Drugs

Too subtle? You’re right.

In a new tell-all book written by former Girls Gone Wild cameraman Ryan Simkin, Joe Francis is accused of allegedly being stupid enough to use Paris Hilton‘s vagina of all landfills as his personal coke mule, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Then again, I probably shouldn’t underestimate the convenience…

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2010

Joe Francis attacks pregnant women now. Of course.

Joe Francis is attacking women again. This time around it’s employees who were texting the media about the “bad things” he does with his company, according to RadarOnline:

After reading what was written on the phone Joe allegedly became furious. “Joe came back and physically attacked the female employee and another employee i…

By: The Superficial / May 25, 2010

Tila Tequila was never engaged to Casey Johnson

Guess I probably should’ve stopped for a minute and realized the source of Tila Tequila’s engagement claims was – whoops – Tila Tequila. (With an assist from Joe Francis.) NY Daily News reports:

Some insiders believe “Girls Gone Wild” pornmeister Joe Francis was the secret architect of the sad spectacle, which they say…

By: The Superficial / January 10, 2010

Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole bar fight: D.A. not filing charges

Joe Francis, Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner will not face any charges for the August fight at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood that’s since spawned into several million civil suits, according to TMZ:

According to the report, the D.A. supports Joe’s claims that the surveillance video shows that Jayde “appears to have…

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2009

Joe Francis sues Jayde Nicole for ‘threatening to kill him’

Despite the existence of a video that basically shows the exact opposite, Joe Francis is suing Jayde Nicole for not only threatening to kill him but being mere seconds away from using a bottle as a murder weapon. Jayde’s lawyer responds to RadarOnline:

“We will be responding with an Anti-SLAPP motion as thi…

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2009

Jayde Nicole/Joe Francis video doesn’t look good for Francis

RadarOnline has obtained a copy of the surveillance footage from the night Joe Francis allegedly attacked Jayde Nicole, and it looks way worse than he tried to play it off.

If you watch the video, Jayde pours a shot on Joe’s shoulder from behind and walks away. She even has time…

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2009

Joe Francis throwing Lamar Odom’s bachelor party

Jesus. The bad ideas just keep coming in with this wedding. Apparently Joe Francis is hosting Lamar Odom’s bachelor party Thursday night. TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned Joe Francis is hosting Lamar’s swan song to bachelorhood tomorrow at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood. It will be a formal affair … with stripper…

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2009

Joe Francis didn’t punch Jayde Nicole. He just pulled her hair.

So it appears Joe Francis didn’t punch Jayde Nicole last night then proceed to kick her while she’s down, and security footage at Guys and Dolls confirms his story. TMZ reports:

Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2009

Joe Francis beat up Jayde Nicole

Joe Francis just fucked himself. Apparently the Girls Gone Wild founder decided it’d be a smart idea to beat the shit out out of Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole last night at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood. TMZ reports:

According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2009

Brody Jenner & Joe Francis: When Assclowns Collide

Brody Jenner and Joe Francis got their respective panties in a bunch Wednesday night while clubbing at MyHouse. The altercation started when Joe ran into Brody’s girlfriend and apparently didn’t have the courtesy to ask to see her boobs. What a dick. Page Six reports:

“Brody was with his girl friend [Playboy Playmate Jayde…

By: The Superficial / March 6, 2009

Kim Kardashian has to be used to this

Kim Kardashian posted some pics from Sundance on her website, and scope out the dude with the beer. I take back everything I just said. I want this guy, nay, hero to be president. He’s got it figured out.

Photo: Kim Kardashian

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2009

Joe Francis: ‘Samantha Ronson has a bigger penis than I do’

Joe Francis stopped by E!’s Hollywood Party Girl where he went off on Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with Samantha Ronson. He claims Sam is a jealous control freak and also has a gigantic penis. How else would she snare Lindsay? Considering the source of this claim is the genius who invented Girls Gone

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2008

Joe Francis tries to recruit Brittny Gastineau (Where is this man’s medal?!)

Joe Francis continued his holy quest of everything good and righteous and nipplely by approaching model/reality star Brittny Gastineau last night outside of Crown Bar. I think I speak for all of us when I say “This man should be our president.” Not only would I campaign for Joe Francis, but I’d even consider putting…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2008

Joe Francis offers Ashley Dupre $1 mil – again

Ashley Dupre is currently suing Joe Francis for $10 million claiming she was tricked into filming for Girls Gone Wild. Being the saint that he is, and I wholeheartedly mean that, Joe put his $1 million offer back on the table for Ashley. All she has to do is tour with Girls Gone…

By: The Superficial / April 30, 2008

Ashley Dupre sues Joe Francis for $10 mil

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a.k.a. Eliot Spitzer’s whore, is suing Girls Gone Wild for 10 million smackers. Ashley had a fake ID saying she was 21 when Joe Francis found her and put her on tape. Since her recent notoriety from the Spitzer case, Joe has been making some decent scratch off of her…

By: The Superficial / April 29, 2008
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