Posts tagged "Joaquin Phoenix"

Lindsay Lohan Wrote A List of All The Celebrities She’s Banged

Lindsay Lohan will do anything for money from blowing Charlie Sheen to letting Oprah televise what an unreliable and completely full of shit drug addict she is. Which is why it comes as no surprise that In Touch is now sitting on a handwritten (and naturally misspelled)…
By: The Superficial / March 12, 2014

Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Lex Luthor

"Joaquin Phoenix, what are you going to do once that acid wears off?" "Kill Superman!" - How this post happened Now that the Internet's done making alternate Breaking Bad endings, it's time to forget Bryan Cranston being Lex Luthor and move on to.. Joaquin Phoenix? Eh, why not? He'…
By: The Superficial / December 19, 2013

This Is Joaquin Phoenix’s 19-Year-Old Girlfriend

Here's Allie Teilz the for realz girlfriend of Joaquin Phoenix who's supposedly 19 or 20, but also has a history of lying about her age to score DJ gigs. I'll ready the Chris Hansen signal. Via Bullet Media: When I was younger I used…
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2013

Joaquin Phoenix Was Faking It

With scathing reviews flying in based on the retarded assumption that I'm Still Here is a real documentary about Joaquin Phoenix losing his goddamned mind, Casey Affleck decided to admit to the New York Times what anyone with any intelligence knew a year ago when, oh I dunno, Gwyneth Paltrow and…
By: The Superficial / September 17, 2010

Gwyneth Paltrow to Joaquin Phoenix: ‘Live in the projects.’

Gwyneth Paltrow is smart. So smart, in fact, she's not buying Joaquin Phoenix's new career in hip-hop which practically makes her some sort of super-sleuth. Frankly, I'm surprised she hasn't solved the Kennedy assassination yet. MTV UK reports: "I'm not a hundred percent sure that that's really going to be the case," she…
By: The Superficial / March 16, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix makes art until someone gets punched in the face

Joaquin Phoenix continues to shatter our perception of reality by pretending to beat up a fan at his "concert" last night in Miami, according to the AP: He began rapping to a beat played by the DJ and nodding to the music, although most of the lyrics were unintelligible. Then he responded to someone…
By: The Superficial / March 12, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix sits next to David Letterman

Joaquin Phoenix stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman last night and pretty much did his best Andy Kaufman impression. He sat there silently and would mumble an occasional answer to Dave who tried to keep the conversation going. Things turned pissy when he shot down Joaquin's offer to perform his hip-hop music…
By: The Superficial / February 12, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix serious about rap career, says rep

Despite reports that Joaquin Phoenix's rap career is an elaborate hoax for a documentary, his rep Susan Patricola sent the following statement to MTV News to set the record straight/basically admit her client is fucking batshit: "The transition from one career to another is never seamless. It should come as no surprise to…
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix not crazy or good at keeping secrets

So Joaquin Phoenix might not be one voice inside his head away from crapping on the red carpet at the Oscars. Damn. Turns out his "rap career" could just be an elaborate ruse he cooked up with Casey Affleck, according to Entertainment Weekly: Either Phoenix is perpetrating an elaborate Andy Kaufman-style hoax (with…
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix has lost his shit

Joaquin Phoenix made his musical debut Friday night at Vegas night club LAVO, and surprise! He's a homeless rapper. The Oscar nominee jumped around the stage while performing/smoking for a perplexed crowd who have vowed never to take Ecstacy again. On the sidelines, brother-in-law Casey Affleck filmed the whole thing for a documentary I ca…
By: The Superficial / January 18, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix’s ‘retirement’ explained: Surprise, it’s drugs

Joaquin Phoenix announced last week he's retiring from acting to pursue a career in music. Sometime between that announcement and Saturday's premiere of Che, where Joaquin arrived with the letters "Bye!" and "Good" written on his knuckles (above), the actor showed up to a reading blitzed as hell, according to Page Six: The…
By: The Superficial / November 3, 2008