Joan Rivers

Known Transsexual Michelle Obama Murdered Joan Rivers, Obviously

And now it’s time for “What Stupid Shit Did Alex Jones Say Now?”

The Superficial | May 18, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Joan Rivers’ Doctor Took A Selfie During The Biopsy That Killed Her

When Joan Rivers died, the clinic where her heart stopped received an assload of backlash which apparently it should have because not only was a biopsy performed without her consent, but the doctor performing it took a selfie in the middle of it. I warned people that shit would start killing people, but nooo, look…

The Superficial | September 17, 2014 - 12:27 pm

Joan Rivers: An Awesome Old Cunt Who Didn’t Give A Fuck (1933 – 2014)

Let’s pay some respects: Legendary comedian Joan Rivers died yesterday one week after going into cardiac arrest during surgery on her vocal chords. She was 81 years old and lived a fucking hell of a life. A life I’m now going to debase by citing her career as the groundwork for this site even though…

The Superficial | September 5, 2014 - 9:28 am

Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not)

Seen here making fun of Anne Hathaway’s vagina as I’ll always remember her, Joan Rivers was rushed to the hospital this morning after she stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords. According to TMZ, her heart also stopped beating with no word on whether it started again, so… yeah. In related news, Lindsay Lohan

The Superficial | August 28, 2014 - 12:22 pm

The Reese Witherspoon Got Arrested On Purpose Theories Have Started

Prior to being arrested for drunkenly hanging out a car window, yelling at a cop and demanding to stand on American ground because she’s an America, Reese Witherspoon had a squeaky clean image which she also sometimes used to tell upcoming starlets not to take naked pictures, so one might suggest she’s also Satan. Anyway,…

The Superficial | April 23, 2013 - 12:50 pm

Joan Rivers: Master of Prop Comedy

Posted to Twitter:

Who am I? Anne Hathaway getting out of a limousine.

Realizing he’ll never reach this level of comedy, somewhere Carrot Top is trying to blow his brains out only to remember he filled every single gun he owns with seltzer water. Goddammit…

Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast

The Superficial | January 14, 2013 - 1:53 pm

Joan Rivers Destroys Chelsea Handler

Not physically mind you. She actually looks like this.

On Monday morning, Chelsea Handler said the following when asked about a feud with Joan Rivers on Howard Stern. Via RadarOnline:

“Joan Rivers? What the fuck do I care about Joan Rivers? I don’t think about her ever.”

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The Superficial | January 25, 2012 - 1:42 pm