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Lady GaGa Wore a Prosthetic Penis To The VMAs

Lady Gaga is a method actor now, so of course she wore a fake penis while attending the VMAs as her male alter ego Jo Calderone. Except we’ve already decided via the power of democracy that she’s a hermaphrodite, so technically Lady GaGa brought two penises to the VMAs. Dos penetración fideos. Us Weekly reports:… More »

Remember When Britney Spears and Madonna Made Out? Lady GaGa Did

For those of you lucky enough to lead healthy, productive lives full of purpose and meaning, the MTV VMAs were last night, Lady Gaga dressed like Ralph Macchio and Richard Lewis love-child the entire time and referred to herself as Jo Calderone during stand-up sets that made you want to snort the Hantavirus. Now, for… More »