Posts tagged "Jionni LaValle"

Snooki & Jionni LaValle Conceived Their Daughter While He Was Driving

And this is why forced abortions should be legal.

The Superficial | October 16, 2015 - 12:23 pm

Snooki’s Husband Linked To Ashley Madison Account

Snooki’s husband has been allegedly linked to an Ashley Madison account because love is dead. Or has chlamydia. Either one.

The Superficial | August 25, 2015 - 11:24 am

Snooki’s Pregnant Again

There’s been a lot of talk about Ragnarok lately, so let’s just go ahead and file this under that. There’s no way it’s not related. Page Six reports:
Snooki is secretly expecting her second child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, sources exclusively tell Page Six.
The “Jersey Shore” star is a few months pregnant but keeping…

The Superficial | February 24, 2014 - 8:25 am

Snooki’s Having A Boy

Because soon people will realize they’ve been hypnotized into staring at the warthog from The Lion King get the clap and stop watching, Snooki is selling every last detail of her pregnancy to anyone with a checkbook and/or pack of Slim Jims. So here she is exclusively revealing to In Touch that she’s having a…

The Superficial | May 23, 2012 - 10:39 am

And Here’s The Snooki’s Pregnant Cover

Like clockwork here’s the Us Weekly cover confirming Snooki’s pregnancy and engagement even though she basically already did that by walking around with a giant rock on her finger Monday night. At any rate, here’s how Snooki plans to shat out her fur-baby and spend its first moments of life. Via Hollywood Life:
As for…

The Superficial | March 7, 2012 - 9:11 am

Snooki’s Pregnant AND Engaged Now

Because these kids are all moral-filled canolis, Snooki’s boyfriend Jionni LaValle has reportedly decided to make an honest woman out of the Ewok he fucked without a condom on, according to People. Except he should probably wait for a DNA test considering the list of potential fathers continues to grow each day along with the…

The Superficial | March 5, 2012 - 11:43 am

Snooki Has A Fragrance, Too

Yesterday, we saw JWoww promoting her new fragrance “JWoww” at a Kmart, and now here’s Snooki promoting the also-creatively-named “Snooki” which we already knows smells like a dampened Ewok eager for cock, so naturally she’s at a Perfumania. On that note, just assume behind that paper wall is two shitting cows and a manager frantically…

The Superficial | December 2, 2011 - 12:29 pm

Snooki Threw a Pool Party Again

Despite the fact her last one looked exactly like those pig guards from Jabba’s palace threw a bikini kegger – True Story: George Lucas already added the footage to the Blu-ray editons. “It was my original vision,” he said to a flannel shirt and no one else. – Snooki was somehow invited to host another…

The Superficial | August 22, 2011 - 11:45 am

Snooki Made Us a Valentine

She really, really shouldn’t have.
Sticking closely to the MTV Reality Star Playbook, here’s Snooki and her new boyfriend Jionni LaValle posing for a Valentine’s-themed photo shoot and this guy seriously deserves an Olympic medal in gold-digging. Try telling a seasoned digger their next mark is a bear cub with a spastic colon, and they’ll…

The Superficial | February 14, 2011 - 5:35 pm