Posts tagged "Jimmy Kimmel"

Rita Ora’s Painted Nipples, Anyone?

Rita Ora had stars painted on her nipples. You needed to know this.

The Superficial / August 27, 2015

The Olsen Twins Might Actually Do The New Full House Show

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen might appear in the Full House reunion show Fuller House, so clearly they’ve run out of money.

The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Jimmy Kimmel’s Wife Seems Cool

Jimmy Kimmel’s wife let Rihanna into their house at one in the morning for an April Fools’ Joke. Or was it? — It was. I don’t know why I just wrote that.

The Superficial / April 2, 2015

Hannibal Buress Gets Death Threats Because of Bill Cosby

Hannibal Buress talks about recieving death threats over his Bill Cosby joke that pushed his 8,000 rape allegations back into the media.

The Superficial / March 19, 2015

Jimmy Kimmel’s Peehole Tried To Close Itself Shut. Yup.

Jimmy Kimmel’s dickhole closed up and required two surgeries to reopen it, so never share a dressing room with Lindsay Lohan is the lesson here.

Photo Boy / March 18, 2015

Kevin Hart On Justin Bieber Roast: ‘He’s Going To Cry In The Car’

Kevin Hart tells Jimmy Kimmel that Justin Bieber probably cried after his Comedy Central Roast which just had all the Paul Walker jokes cut out of it, so now it sucks even more.

The Superficial / March 17, 2015

Jimmy Kimmel’s Message To Anti-Vaxxers Went Over Well

Jimmy Kimmel reads tweets from anti-vaxxers after bringing doctors on his show to encourage people to vaccinate their fucking kids before they kill us all.

The Superficial / March 3, 2015

John Travolta Just Wants To Sex Women So Hard, You Know?

John Travolta wants woman so bad he can barely talk around them.

The Superficial / February 23, 2015

Shia LaBeouf’s Drunk Butt-Touching Days Are Over

Posted by Photo Boy

Remember last week when the artist formerly known as the actor Shia LaBeouf went on Ellen to thoughtfully reflect on society’s shared existential void, which lead him to act out, in turn leading meanie meanheads to say mean things about him on the Internet? It could have been all…

Photo Boy / October 14, 2014

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sending Matt Damon A Bed Is Exactly How It Sounds

I often joke about how Jennifer Love Hewitt is a man-crazy mental patient hell-bent on doing whatever it takes to find her soulmate so she can climb into his carcass forever making them one. And that’s because it’s true and will apparently be the death of Matt Damon. Via Celebuzz:
I was reading an article,…

The Superficial / September 30, 2014

Gary Oldman’s Still Apologizing

When Gary Oldman issued an apology for his Playboy interview where he agreed with drunken Mel Gibson that “The Jews” run Hollywood and Alec Baldwin should be allowed to call the paparazzi faggots without fear of reprisal, there were two ways to look at it, and admittedly, even I couldn’t tell: Either it was a…

The Superficial / June 26, 2014

Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down Crying Helping A Little Kid Fight Cancer

This video showing Jimmy Kimmel choking up on live television last night has been going viral as balls today as it damn well should. It features Jimmy wearing a Rainbow Loom suit made by a group of elementary school students to help their classmate “Super Max” battle cancer. You can bid on the suit on

The Superficial / February 27, 2014

It’s The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer

Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here’s the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with Jon Snow, you sonofabitch, I wanted my machine

The Superficial / February 19, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch Read The Lyrics To R. Kelly’s ‘Genius’ (Cleanup, Aisle Your Pants)

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch giving a dramatic reading of R. Kelly’s “Genius” from the album Black Panties, and there’s literally nothing more I need to say here because you should’ve clicked play seven words into the headline. Why are you even reading this? Why?!

Fun Fact: Britain spent a good portion of the 70s wanting…

The Superficial / December 5, 2013

Stevie From ‘Eastbound & Down’ Tried To Bang Lindsay Lohan In Real Life

I love Eastbound & Down. I think this season is fucking amazing, and one of the best examples of a show hitting its stride and fitting into a perfect groove. (Unlike you, Homeland.) That said, I hate Stevie. Can’t stand the character. I don’t know why, but just something about him feels cheap. However, apparently…

The Superficial / October 17, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Let Kanye West Come On His Show And Say More Crazy Shit

Two weeks ago, Kanye West and Jimmy Kimmel had a little tiff because Jimmy failed to recognize the “fearless” “honesty” of Kanye going on BBC Radio 1 and seriously referring to himself as a civil rights movement who’s also a candy princess race car driver. But instead of standing behind his jokes, Jimmy invited Kanye…

The Superficial / October 10, 2013

I Think Something Happened Between Kanye West & Jimmy Kimmel, Don’t Quote Me On That

Above is a Jimmy Kimmel sketch parodying Kanye West’s BBC Radio interview where he calls himself a civil rights movement that invented leather jogging pants which is why he’s also Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck It Ralph. So basically a comedy goldmine of egomaniacal insanity. Except if you ask Kanye, he’d tell you it’s the…

The Superficial / September 27, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Got Us Good And Other News

- The day Harper Seven made Anna Wintour’s heart grow three sizes. [Lainey Gossip]
- Patrick Stewart got married by Gandalf. [Dlisted]
- 10 Questions With Anastasia Ashley [IDLYITW]
– Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? [theCHIVE]
- Taylor Swift and JLo are besties now. [Fishwrapper]
- Simon Cowell basically admits Britney Spears can’t hold…

The Superficial / September 10, 2013

Justin Bieber Fans: ‘If He Kicked His Grandmother, She Probably Had It Coming’

Here’s Jimmy Kimmel reminding everyone that not only does Justin Bieber still have an army of tween crazies that’s entirely supportive of whatever crimes he commits, but they’re gullible idiots who actually believe he’d win in a fist-fight against an elderly woman when there’s no way that’s possible. Even if he had a gun. “Time…

The Superficial / June 28, 2013

BREAKING: Miley Cyrus Wants You To See Her Butt

Here’s Miley Cyrus performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night just hours before being brutally beaten by Chris Brown in a Lamborghini then left for dead on the side of the- what’s that? Not until next Tuesday? *rereads memo from Miley’s publicist* Goddammit…

Pelvic Bone: It’s What’s For Dinner

The Superficial / June 26, 2013
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