Posts tagged "Jimmy Kimmel"

Jimmy Kimmel’s Message To Anti-Vaxxers Went Over Well

Jimmy Kimmel reads tweets from anti-vaxxers after bringing doctors on his show to encourage people to vaccinate their fucking kids before they kill us all.
By: The Superficial / March 3, 2015

John Travolta Just Wants To Sex Women So Hard, You Know?

John Travolta wants woman so bad he can barely talk around them.
By: The Superficial / February 23, 2015

Shia LaBeouf’s Drunk Butt-Touching Days Are Over

Posted by Photo Boy Remember last week when the artist formerly known as the actor Shia LaBeouf went on Ellen to thoughtfully reflect on society's shared existential void, which lead him to act out, in turn leading meanie meanheads to say mean things about him on the Internet? It could have…
By: Photo Boy / October 14, 2014

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sending Matt Damon A Bed Is Exactly How It Sounds

I often joke about how Jennifer Love Hewitt is a man-crazy mental patient hell-bent on doing whatever it takes to find her soulmate so she can climb into his carcass forever making them one. And that's because it's true and will apparently be the death of Matt…
By: The Superficial / September 30, 2014

Gary Oldman’s Still Apologizing

When Gary Oldman issued an apology for his Playboy interview where he agreed with drunken Mel Gibson that "The Jews" run Hollywood and Alec Baldwin should be allowed to call the paparazzi faggots without fear of reprisal, there were two ways to look…
By: The Superficial / June 26, 2014

Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down Crying Helping A Little Kid Fight Cancer

This video showing Jimmy Kimmel choking up on live television last night has been going viral as balls today as it damn well should. It features Jimmy wearing a Rainbow Loom suit made by a group of elementary school students to help their classmate "Super Max" battle cancer. You ca…
By: The Superficial / February 27, 2014

It’s The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer

Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here's the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with…
By: The Superficial / February 19, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch Read The Lyrics To R. Kelly’s ‘Genius’ (Cleanup, Aisle Your Pants)

Here's Benedict Cumberbatch giving a dramatic reading of R. Kelly's "Genius" from the album Black Panties, and there's literally nothing more I need to say here because you should've clicked play seven words into the headline. Why are you even reading this? Why?! Fun Fact: Britain spent a good…
By: The Superficial / December 5, 2013

Stevie From ‘Eastbound & Down’ Tried To Bang Lindsay Lohan In Real Life

I love Eastbound & Down. I think this season is fucking amazing, and one of the best examples of a show hitting its stride and fitting into a perfect groove. (Unlike you, Homeland.) That said, I hate Stevie. Can't stand the character. I don't know why, but just something about him…
By: The Superficial / October 17, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Let Kanye West Come On His Show And Say More Crazy Shit

Two weeks ago, Kanye West and Jimmy Kimmel had a little tiff because Jimmy failed to recognize the "fearless" "honesty" of Kanye going on BBC Radio 1 and seriously referring to himself as a civil rights movement who's also a candy princess race car driver. But instead of standing behind…
By: The Superficial / October 10, 2013

I Think Something Happened Between Kanye West & Jimmy Kimmel, Don’t Quote Me On That

Above is a Jimmy Kimmel sketch parodying Kanye West's BBC Radio interview where he calls himself a civil rights movement that invented leather jogging pants which is why he's also Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck It Ralph. So basically a comedy goldmine of egomaniacal insanity. Except if you ask Kanye, he'd…
By: The Superficial / September 27, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Got Us Good And Other News

- The day Harper Seven made Anna Wintour's heart grow three sizes. [Lainey Gossip] - Patrick Stewart got married by Gandalf. [Dlisted] - 10 Questions With Anastasia Ashley [IDLYITW] - Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? [theCHIVE] - Taylor Swift and JLo are besties now. […
By: The Superficial / September 10, 2013

Justin Bieber Fans: ‘If He Kicked His Grandmother, She Probably Had It Coming’

Here's Jimmy Kimmel reminding everyone that not only does Justin Bieber still have an army of tween crazies that's entirely supportive of whatever crimes he commits, but they're gullible idiots who actually believe he'd win in a fist-fight against an elderly woman when there's no way that's possible. Even if he had a…
By: The Superficial / June 28, 2013

BREAKING: Miley Cyrus Wants You To See Her Butt

Here's Miley Cyrus performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night just hours before being brutally beaten by Chris Brown in a Lamborghini then left for dead on the side of the- what's that? Not until next Tuesday? *rereads memo from Miley's publicist* Goddammit... Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily,…
By: The Superficial / June 26, 2013

The Reese Witherspoon Got Arrested On Purpose Theories Have Started

Prior to being arrested for drunkenly hanging out a car window, yelling at a cop and demanding to stand on American ground because she's an America, Reese Witherspoon had a squeaky clean image which she also sometimes used to tell upcoming starlets not to take naked pictures, so one might suggest she'…
By: The Superficial / April 23, 2013

Yo Dawg, Disney Heard You Like Star Wars So It Put Wars In Your Stars So You Can Star While You War

If you haven't heard by now, Disney made a surprise announcement at CinemaCon yesterday that there's going to be eight million new Star Wars movies now, or one every summer starting with Episode VII in 2015 if you like factual numbers steeped in reality. According to io9, the game plan is to…
By: The Superficial / April 18, 2013

Jessica Simpson Confirms She’s Having A Boy By Announcing His Weiner Is Making Her Nauseous

Granted we already know Jessica Simpson's naming her unborn son Ace Johnson, she's never actually confirmed she's having a boy. So fortunately she knocked that out last night by announcing the gender of her baby on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (above) with a dick joke as all children should be proclaimed to the world.
By: The Superficial / March 7, 2013

What Do You Know? Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs Really Are Uneven

Last week Jennifer Lawrence went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and shared an anecdote about having uneven breasts that I didn't believe because women are always lying to me and/or trying to get me to look at their boobs so I believe said lies which has never not worked. So here she is at the…
By: The Superficial / February 4, 2013

Axl Rose Showed Up To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ On Time And Made Logical, Coherent Statements, WTF?

Axl Rose hasn't given a live television interview in over 10 years, but last night he not only sat down with Jimmy Kimmel and actually showed up on time. Even more amazing, he was surprisingly lucid and cordial making with the adorable anecdotes about tormenting his friends by showing their kids his Hallowee…
By: The Superficial / October 25, 2012

Honey Boo Boo Endorsed Obama. Goddammit…

Because apparently Octomom's endorsement wasn't enough (Goddamn, gun-toting single moms), Honey Boo Boo endorsed Barack Obama on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Monday night. So if you were giddy about last night's debate performance, knock that shit off and prepare thy magical underloons for the reign of your new Mormon overlord and also…
By: The Superficial / October 17, 2012
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