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Megan Fox Communicates With Her Fetus Now

Megan Fox thinks she’s telepathically communicating with her unborn child.

Carmen Ribecca | June 1, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Jimmy Kimmel Taking Down Sarah Palin’s Bullshit Went Over Well

Jimmy Kimmel took on Sarah Palin’s climate change horseshit, and America responded with dumb.

Mike Redmond | May 4, 2016 - 12:15 pm

Jennifer Garner Even Makes Better Viral Videos Than Ben Affleck

Jennifer Garner reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep” while Ben Affleck does some hammy shit in the Batmobile that’s just awful.

Mike Redmond | March 3, 2016 - 10:00 am

Harrison Ford In A Hot Dog Costume Talking About Star Wars, Anyone?

Harrison Ford wore a hot dog costume on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night and talked about Star Wars: The Force Awakens because we’re living our best lives. …

Mike Redmond | October 30, 2015 - 10:49 am

Rita Ora’s Painted Nipples, Anyone?

Rita Ora had stars painted on her nipples. You needed to know this.

Mike Redmond | August 27, 2015 - 1:48 pm

The Olsen Twins Might Actually Do The New Full House Show

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen might appear in the Full House reunion show Fuller House, so clearly they’ve run out of money.

Mike Redmond | April 21, 2015 - 11:12 am

Jimmy Kimmel’s Wife Seems Cool

Jimmy Kimmel’s wife let Rihanna into their house at one in the morning for an April Fools’ Joke. Or was it? — It was. I don’t know why I just wrote that.

Mike Redmond | April 2, 2015 - 12:49 pm

Hannibal Buress Gets Death Threats Because of Bill Cosby

Hannibal Buress talks about recieving death threats over his Bill Cosby joke that pushed his 8,000 rape allegations back into the media.

Mike Redmond | March 19, 2015 - 10:28 am

Jimmy Kimmel’s Peehole Tried To Close Itself Shut. Yup.

Jimmy Kimmel’s dickhole closed up and required two surgeries to reopen it, so never share a dressing room with Lindsay Lohan is the lesson here.

Carmen Ribecca | March 18, 2015 - 11:44 am

Kevin Hart On Justin Bieber Roast: ‘He’s Going To Cry In The Car’

Kevin Hart tells Jimmy Kimmel that Justin Bieber probably cried after his Comedy Central Roast which just had all the Paul Walker jokes cut out of it, so now it sucks even more.

Mike Redmond | March 17, 2015 - 12:19 pm

Jimmy Kimmel’s Message To Anti-Vaxxers Went Over Well

Jimmy Kimmel reads tweets from anti-vaxxers after bringing doctors on his show to encourage people to vaccinate their fucking kids before they kill us all.

Mike Redmond | March 3, 2015 - 12:52 pm

John Travolta Just Wants To Sex Women So Hard, You Know?

John Travolta wants woman so bad he can barely talk around them.

Mike Redmond | February 23, 2015 - 1:06 pm

Shia LaBeouf’s Drunk Butt-Touching Days Are Over

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Remember last week when the artist formerly known as the actor Shia LaBeouf went on Ellen to thoughtfully reflect on society’s shared existential void, which lead him to act out, in turn leading meanie meanheads to say mean things about him on the Internet? It could have been all…

Carmen Ribecca | October 14, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sending Matt Damon A Bed Is Exactly How It Sounds

I often joke about how Jennifer Love Hewitt is a man-crazy mental patient hell-bent on doing whatever it takes to find her soulmate so she can climb into his carcass forever making them one. And that’s because it’s true and will apparently be the death of Matt Damon. Via Celebuzz:

I was reading…

Mike Redmond | September 30, 2014 - 12:28 pm

Gary Oldman’s Still Apologizing

When Gary Oldman issued an apology for his Playboy interview where he agreed with drunken Mel Gibson that “The Jews” run Hollywood and Alec Baldwin should be allowed to call the paparazzi faggots without fear of reprisal, there were two ways to look at it, and admittedly, even I couldn’t tell: Either it was a…

Mike Redmond | June 26, 2014 - 10:25 am

Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down Crying Helping A Little Kid Fight Cancer

This video showing Jimmy Kimmel choking up on live television last night has been going viral as balls today as it damn well should. It features Jimmy wearing a Rainbow Loom suit made by a group of elementary school students to help their classmate “Super Max” battle cancer. You can bid on the suit on

Mike Redmond | February 27, 2014 - 1:39 pm

It’s The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer

Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here’s the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with Jon Snow, you sonofabitch, I wanted my machine

Mike Redmond | February 19, 2014 - 9:00 am

Benedict Cumberbatch Read The Lyrics To R. Kelly’s ‘Genius’ (Cleanup, Aisle Your Pants)

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch giving a dramatic reading of R. Kelly’s “Genius” from the album Black Panties, and there’s literally nothing more I need to say here because you should’ve clicked play seven words into the headline. Why are you even reading this? Why?!

Fun Fact: Britain spent a good portion of…

Mike Redmond | December 5, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Stevie From ‘Eastbound & Down’ Tried To Bang Lindsay Lohan In Real Life

I love Eastbound & Down. I think this season is fucking amazing, and one of the best examples of a show hitting its stride and fitting into a perfect groove. (Unlike you, Homeland.) That said, I hate Stevie. Can’t stand the character. I don’t know why, but just something about him feels cheap. However, apparently…

Mike Redmond | October 17, 2013 - 10:45 am

Jimmy Kimmel Let Kanye West Come On His Show And Say More Crazy Shit

Two weeks ago, Kanye West and Jimmy Kimmel had a little tiff because Jimmy failed to recognize the “fearless” “honesty” of Kanye going on BBC Radio 1 and seriously referring to himself as a civil rights movement who’s also a candy princess race car driver. But instead of standing behind his jokes, Jimmy invited Kanye…

Mike Redmond | October 10, 2013 - 10:16 am
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