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Scientology: ‘Can Everyone Shut Up About Cathriona White? K Thanx!’

The Church of Scientology is thrilled everyone found out Jim Carrey’s dead girlfriend was a member. Just thrilled.

Mike Redmond | October 2, 2015 - 12:46 pm

Jim Carrey’s Girlfriend Used Scientology To Treat Depression. Yeah…

Jim Carrey’s girlfriend was in the middle of a batshit Scientology class when she committed suicide. Goddamnit.

Carmen Ribecca | September 30, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Anti-Vaxxers Already Saying Big Pharma Killed Jim Carrey’s Girlfriend

Jim Carrey is too important to the cause. Let’s kill some chick he dumped!” – What anti-vaxxers actually believe

Mike Redmond | September 30, 2015 - 9:00 am

Jim Carrey’s Girlfriend Committed Suicide

So Jim Carrey’s girlfriend committed suicide because he broke up with her last week. Yeah…

Mike Redmond | September 29, 2015 - 11:23 am

So I Think Jim Carrey Wants Jenny McCarthy Back

Jim Carrey lost his goddamn mind on Twitter over California’s mandatory vaccination law. Dude, just text her.

Mike Redmond | July 1, 2015 - 12:36 pm

Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Ads Really Are Ridiculous And Other News

- JK Rowling is publishing more Harry Potter shit on Halloween. [Lainey Gossip]

- George Clooney’s wedding is apparently still going on. [Dlisted]

- I Declare You, Queen of The Selfie [theCHIVE]

- Monica Lewinsky is best friends with Alan Cumming. — Sure, why not? [Fishwrapper]


Mike Redmond | October 27, 2014 - 9:00 am

Jim Carrey Is Shia LaBeouf’s Kryptonite

So I thought was done with the Golden Globes, but that was before I found out Shia LaBeouf got his butterfly penis in a bunch after Jim Carrey made a joke about him while presenting the award for Best Motion Picture. Via The Daily Mail:

“‘Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.’ I believe…

Mike Redmond | January 13, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Jim Carrey Thinks ‘Kick-Ass 2′ Is Too Violent Now, Refuses To Promote It

Kick-Ass 2 comes out in August, so right about now would be the time when you’d start seeing the stars appearing on talk shows and promoting the shit out of it. Unless they’re Jim Carrey who decided yesterday to bash a movie he got paid millions of dollars to star in and knew the exact…

Mike Redmond | June 24, 2013 - 10:19 am

Jim Carrey Responds To FOX News Criticism Of ‘Cold Dead Hand,’ Probably Shouldn’t Have

Last week Jim Carrey released a Funny or Die video for “Cold Dead Hand” which basically attacked gun nuts and their tiny penises along with Charlton Heston for setting the standard that the NRA should be as tone-deaf as possible in light of school shootings. That said, it really wasn’t that incendiary and mostly just…

Mike Redmond | April 1, 2013 - 1:26 pm

Oh Good, Jim Carrey’s Going To Solve America’s Gun Problem With A Silly Song

As most of you know/bitch about I’m pretty liberal and open about how way too fucking easy, not to mention deadly for small children lately, it is to get a gun in this country and that the gun nuts who are obsessed with them are predominantly racist idiots dying for a darkie to break into…

Mike Redmond | March 26, 2013 - 10:00 am

‘Kick-Ass 2′ Has A Red Band Trailer And Other News

- There’s a Kickstarter to get a Veronica Mars movie made in case you haven’t heard the whole Internet shrieking about it yet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Anna Wintour is still hating Kim Kardashian right to her face. [Dlisted]

– Large breasted redheads, anyone? [theCHIVE]

- Adam Sandler and Drew

Mike Redmond | March 14, 2013 - 9:17 am

Adam Sandler Might Be A Talking Raccoon In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

“Did someone say *click click* Nudie Magazine Day?”

As part of Marvel’s Phase Two – the movies leading up to The Avengers 2 – along with Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World and Captain America: Winter Soldier, the Guardians Of The Galaxy are getting a movie and apparently one of the characters…

Mike Redmond | January 23, 2013 - 1:59 pm

Jenny McCarthy: ‘Jim Carrey Abandoned My Son So I Bought Him A Mounted Deer Head’

“Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.”

I’ll cut right to the chase, Jenny McCarthy has a new show coming out, so here she is throwing Jim Carrey under the bus on…

Mike Redmond | June 6, 2012 - 3:25 pm

Jim Carrey is a Street Artist Now

Shia LaBeouf’s doing what now?”

Before I get into anything that’s happening here, if you haven’t looked at these new bikini photos of Jenny McCarthy, look at these new bikini photos of Jenny McCarthy and take careful note of her huge breasts and how one might respond to their absence. I’ll check back…

Mike Redmond | September 9, 2011 - 12:21 pm

Jim Carrey Was Just Joking in a Completely Serious, Wants To Sniff Emma Stone’s Hair While She’s Sleeping Way

Yesterday the entire Internet was reminded that Jim Carrey has completely fallen off the deep end when he posted a video love letter to Emma Stone on his new website www.jimcarreytrulife.com that will eventually be Exhibit A when Emma’s weighted-down body’s found in a Louisiana swamp with a butterfly cocoon in her mouth. Sensing that’s…

Mike Redmond | August 26, 2011 - 3:00 pm

Jim Carrey Apparently Wants To Bang Emma Stone

Jim Carrey and Emma Stone have never worked together, nor do they have any upcoming projects together which makes the fact he just posted a YouTube video of himself professing his love for her all that more random and depressing:

I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the…

Mike Redmond | August 25, 2011 - 9:04 am

Jim Carrey is having a nervous breakdown

Because chucking bricks at Elin Woods wasn’t enough Twitter fun for Jim Carrey, he’s taken to firing weird late night tweets where he refers to himself as characters from his movies. Not at all an exaggeration:

RT Breaking News!Jim Carrey’s ambassador to the world,is dead!He is survived by me,the actual Jim Carrey,who has…

Mike Redmond | April 12, 2010 - 8:44 pm

Jim Carrey vs. Elin Woods?

In probably the most random way to handle a break-up, Jim Carrey took to Twitter on Friday and essentially kicked Elin Woods in the Swedish teats for letting Tiger Woods cheat on her:

– Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his…

Mike Redmond | April 11, 2010 - 8:41 pm

Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy broke up

Jim Carrey just announced on Twitter he’s no longer having sex with Jenny McCarthy:

Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^>

I can only assume this has everything to do with Jenny McCarthy…

Mike Redmond | April 6, 2010 - 5:58 pm
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