Posts tagged "Jim Carrey"

Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Ads Really Are Ridiculous And Other News

- JK Rowling is publishing more Harry Potter shit on Halloween. [Lainey Gossip]
- George Clooney’s wedding is apparently still going on. [Dlisted]
- I Declare You, Queen of The Selfie [theCHIVE]
- Monica Lewinsky is best friends with Alan Cumming. — Sure, why not? [Fishwrapper]
- Kate Hudson will impersonate Matthew McConaughey, too. [The

The Superficial / October 27, 2014

Jim Carrey Is Shia LaBeouf’s Kryptonite

So I thought was done with the Golden Globes, but that was before I found out Shia LaBeouf got his butterfly penis in a bunch after Jim Carrey made a joke about him while presenting the award for Best Motion Picture. Via The Daily Mail:
“‘Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.’ I believe it wa…

The Superficial / January 13, 2014

Jim Carrey Thinks ‘Kick-Ass 2′ Is Too Violent Now, Refuses To Promote It

Kick-Ass 2 comes out in August, so right about now would be the time when you’d start seeing the stars appearing on talk shows and promoting the shit out of it. Unless they’re Jim Carrey who decided yesterday to bash a movie he got paid millions of dollars to star in and knew the exact…

The Superficial / June 24, 2013

Jim Carrey Responds To FOX News Criticism Of ‘Cold Dead Hand,’ Probably Shouldn’t Have

Last week Jim Carrey released a Funny or Die video for “Cold Dead Hand” which basically attacked gun nuts and their tiny penises along with Charlton Heston for setting the standard that the NRA should be as tone-deaf as possible in light of school shootings. That said, it really wasn’t that incendiary and mostly just…

The Superficial / April 1, 2013

Oh Good, Jim Carrey’s Going To Solve America’s Gun Problem With A Silly Song

As most of you know/bitch about I’m pretty liberal and open about how way too fucking easy, not to mention deadly for small children lately, it is to get a gun in this country and that the gun nuts who are obsessed with them are predominantly racist idiots dying for a darkie to break into…

The Superficial / March 26, 2013

‘Kick-Ass 2′ Has A Red Band Trailer And Other News

- There’s a Kickstarter to get a Veronica Mars movie made in case you haven’t heard the whole Internet shrieking about it yet. [Lainey Gossip]
- Anna Wintour is still hating Kim Kardashian right to her face. [Dlisted]
– Large breasted redheads, anyone? [theCHIVE]
- Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore are going to squeeze whatever…

The Superficial / March 14, 2013

Adam Sandler Might Be A Talking Raccoon In ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

“Did someone say *click click* Nudie Magazine Day?”
As part of Marvel’s Phase Two – the movies leading up to The Avengers 2 – along with Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World and Captain America: Winter Soldier, the Guardians Of The Galaxy are getting a movie and apparently one of the characters is a…

The Superficial / January 23, 2013

Jenny McCarthy: ‘Jim Carrey Abandoned My Son So I Bought Him A Mounted Deer Head’

“Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.”

I’ll cut right to the chase, Jenny McCarthy has a new show coming out, so here she is throwing Jim Carrey under the bus o…

The Superficial / June 6, 2012

Jim Carrey is a Street Artist Now

Shia LaBeouf’s doing what now?”

Before I get into anything that’s happening here, if you haven’t looked at these new bikini photos of Jenny McCarthy, look at these new bikini photos of Jenny McCarthy and take careful note of her huge breasts and how one might respond to their absence. I’ll check back…

The Superficial / September 9, 2011

Jim Carrey Was Just Joking in a Completely Serious, Wants To Sniff Emma Stone’s Hair While She’s Sleeping Way

Yesterday the entire Internet was reminded that Jim Carrey has completely fallen off the deep end when he posted a video love letter to Emma Stone on his new website that will eventually be Exhibit A when Emma’s weighted-down body’s found in a Louisiana swamp with a butterfly cocoon in her mouth. Sensing that&#8217…

The Superficial / August 26, 2011

Jim Carrey Apparently Wants To Bang Emma Stone

Jim Carrey and Emma Stone have never worked together, nor do they have any upcoming projects together which makes the fact he just posted a YouTube video of himself professing his love for her all that more random and depressing:
I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful.

The Superficial / August 25, 2011

Jim Carrey is having a nervous breakdown

Because chucking bricks at Elin Woods wasn’t enough Twitter fun for Jim Carrey, he’s taken to firing weird late night tweets where he refers to himself as characters from his movies. Not at all an exaggeration:
RT Breaking News!Jim Carrey’s ambassador to the world,is dead!He is survived by me,the actual Jim Carrey,who has opinions about…

The Superficial / April 12, 2010

Jim Carrey vs. Elin Woods?

In probably the most random way to handle a break-up, Jim Carrey took to Twitter on Friday and essentially kicked Elin Woods in the Swedish teats for letting Tiger Woods cheat on her:
– Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his freedom i…

The Superficial / April 11, 2010

Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy broke up

Jim Carrey just announced on Twitter he’s no longer having sex with Jenny McCarthy:
Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I’m grateful 4 the many blessings we’ve shared and I wish her the very best! S’okay! ?;^>
I can only assume this has everything to do with Jenny McCarthy being completely shot…

The Superficial / April 6, 2010

Jenny McCarthy in a bikini

These are shots of Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey enjoying a Hawaiian getaway. While it’s awesome to see Jenny in a bikini, why does it look like she’s in excruciating pain in every single pic? I understand she leads a stressful life battling autism, but you’re on the beach, lady. And you’re with Jim Carrey…

The Superficial / January 6, 2009

Britney Spears shows up at Jenny McCarthy’s fundraiser

Britney Spears surprised guests by showing up to the Generation Rescue autism fundraiser thrown by Jenny McCarthy. Nobody knows how or why Britney was there. Until they remembered Jim Carrey sprang for a custom burrito bar. Of course! At that point, everyone quietly nodded as if to say “If I see vulva, I’m throwing elbow…

The Superficial / July 20, 2008

Jenny McCarthy’s still got it (I think)

Yesterday, all the hub-bub was Jim Carrey walking around in Jenny McCarthy’s bathing suit, and I didn’t think twice about it. But then, using my superior skills at investigative journalism, I discovered that Jenny McCarthy herself also wore the bathing suit during the day’s activities. (Checkmate, Chris Hansen!) One might say she’s MILF-esque with a…

The Superficial / July 8, 2008