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Good Morning, Jessie Andrews, And Other News

- Nina Dobrev is probably banging Liam Hemsworth. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nik Richie clickbaited Shayne Lamas’ miscarriage. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems (from their huge breasts because what’s subtlety?) [theCHIVE]

- Madonna is going to make senility edgy or fuck a 20-year-old trying. [Fishwrapper]

The Superficial | February 11, 2014 - 9:00 am

Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Milyun Bucks Fer Eatin’ Cooter Pie in One O’ Them Sex Movies

Because we live in a brave new world rife with possibilities (and occasional pedophile dolls), Miley Cyrus has been offered a million dollars to get naked and make out with a chick on camera. An offer that was floated her way because she had a porn star in her new music video, so clearly that…

The Superficial | November 5, 2012 - 2:55 pm