- Nina Dobrev is probably banging Liam Hemsworth. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nik Richie clickbaited Shayne Lamas’ miscarriage. [Dlisted]
- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems (from their huge breasts because what’s subtlety?) [theCHIVE]
- Madonna is going to make senility edgy or fuck a 20-year-old trying. [Fishwrapper]
- Dina Lohan is still pimping her children.
Because we live in a brave new world rife with possibilities (and occasional pedophile dolls), Miley Cyrus has been offered a million dollars to get naked and make out with a chick on camera. An offer that was floated her way because she had a porn star in her new music video, so clearly that…