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So Jessica Simpson Might Be Pregnant

Jessica Simpson did say Eric Johnson was getting it.

The Superficial | May 11, 2016 - 3:00 pm

So Jessica Simpson Is Broke

Jessica Simpson makes Budget rental car commercials now.

The Superficial | April 28, 2016 - 11:22 am

Jessica Simpson Has A Butt, Too

It’s Jessica Simpson’s butt in a bikini because she’s not just big ol’ breasts, you guys. She has other parts you can do stuff with, too.

The Superficial | April 4, 2016 - 2:08 pm

The Jessica Simpson I Missed

Jessica Simpson’s breasts (hopefully) mark the end of a lonely, Crap We Missed-less existence. Fingers crossed.

The Superficial | March 2, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Jessica Simpson Has A Butt?

Jessica Simpson has body parts besides her breasts? Since when?

The Superficial | December 1, 2015 - 1:24 pm

Those Are Jessica Simpson’s Nipples

Jessica Simpson’s nipples made a rare public appearance because there’s still magic in this world. Great, big sloppy magic.

The Superficial | November 9, 2015 - 11:26 am

Jessica Simpson Was Christie Brinkley For Halloween? Why Not?

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson didn’t even hire Rick Baker? Heidi Klum will have them for breakfast.

The Superficial | November 2, 2015 - 12:31 pm

Why Does Everyone Say Jessica Simpson Is Drunk All The Time?

I’m just not seeing it.

The Superficial | September 23, 2015 - 12:53 pm

Jessica Simpson Wasn’t Drunk On HSN, That’s Just Her Personality

Was Jessica Simpson drunk on the Home Shopping Network, or is she just naturally incapable of talking like people? It’s a mystery.

The Superficial | September 21, 2015 - 12:38 pm

Those Are Jessica Simpson’s Breasts

Jessica Simpson’s breasts are still really, really awesome.

The Superficial | September 10, 2015 - 11:27 am

And Now A Sh*t-Faced Jessica Simpson Talking About Her Kids

“Her dad is her boyfriend!” – Actual quote, you’re going to want to get in here.

Photo Boy | March 19, 2015 - 2:30 pm

It’s Jessica Simpson’s Photoshopped Ass Cheek! Holy Shit!

The Internet is apparently fascinated with an airbrushed photo of Jessica Simpson in Daisy Dukes. You people need a hobby.

The Superficial | March 4, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Jessica Simpson Apparently Saw ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson star in #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON. (Yup, you just read that.)

The Superficial | February 16, 2015 - 12:12 pm
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