Jessica Simpson in a bikini wants you to hate Eric Johnson.
Jessica Simpson is a case study in classy.
I’m just not seeing it.
Was Jessica Simpson drunk on the Home Shopping Network, or is she just naturally incapable of talking like people? It’s a mystery.
“Her dad is her boyfriend!” – Actual quote, you’re going to want to get in here.
The Internet is apparently fascinated with an airbrushed photo of Jessica Simpson in Daisy Dukes. You people need a hobby.
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson star in #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON. (Yup, you just read that.)