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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Veiny Boobs Love America

Jessica Simpson’s breasts support the troops, but could they have done more to honor such sacrifice?

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So Jessica Simpson Might Be Pregnant

Jessica Simpson did say Eric Johnson was getting it.

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So Jessica Simpson Is Broke

Jessica Simpson makes Budget rental car commercials now.

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Jessica Simpson Has A Butt, Too

It’s Jessica Simpson’s butt in a bikini because she’s not just big ol’ breasts, you guys. She has other parts you can do stuff with, too.

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The Jessica Simpson I Missed

Jessica Simpson’s breasts (hopefully) mark the end of a lonely, Crap We Missed-less existence. Fingers crossed.

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Jessica Simpson Has A Butt?

Jessica Simpson has body parts besides her breasts? Since when?

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Those Are Jessica Simpson’s Nipples

Jessica Simpson’s nipples made a rare public appearance because there’s still magic in this world. Great, big sloppy magic.

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Jessica Simpson Was Christie Brinkley For Halloween? Why Not?

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson didn’t even hire Rick Baker? Heidi Klum will have them for breakfast.

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Why Does Everyone Say Jessica Simpson Is Drunk All The Time?

I’m just not seeing it.

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Jessica Simpson Wasn’t Drunk On HSN, That’s Just Her Personality

Was Jessica Simpson drunk on the Home Shopping Network, or is she just naturally incapable of talking like people? It’s a mystery.

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Those Are Jessica Simpson’s Breasts

Jessica Simpson’s breasts are still really, really awesome.

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And Now A Sh*t-Faced Jessica Simpson Talking About Her Kids

“Her dad is her boyfriend!” – Actual quote, you’re going to want to get in here.

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It’s Jessica Simpson’s Photoshopped Ass Cheek! Holy Shit!

The Internet is apparently fascinated with an airbrushed photo of Jessica Simpson in Daisy Dukes. You people need a hobby.

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