Jessica Simpson

Photos

More Jessica Simpson stories

So Jessica Simpson Is Broke

Jessica Simpson makes Budget rental car commercials now.

The Superficial | April 28, 2016 - 11:22 am

Jessica Simpson Has A Butt, Too

It’s Jessica Simpson’s butt in a bikini because she’s not just big ol’ breasts, you guys. She has other parts you can do stuff with, too.

The Superficial | April 4, 2016 - 2:08 pm

The Jessica Simpson I Missed

Jessica Simpson’s breasts (hopefully) mark the end of a lonely, Crap We Missed-less existence. Fingers crossed.

The Superficial | March 2, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Jessica Simpson Has A Butt?

Jessica Simpson has body parts besides her breasts? Since when?

The Superficial | December 1, 2015 - 1:24 pm

Those Are Jessica Simpson’s Nipples

Jessica Simpson’s nipples made a rare public appearance because there’s still magic in this world. Great, big sloppy magic.

The Superficial | November 9, 2015 - 11:26 am

Jessica Simpson Was Christie Brinkley For Halloween? Why Not?

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson didn’t even hire Rick Baker? Heidi Klum will have them for breakfast.

The Superficial | November 2, 2015 - 12:31 pm

Why Does Everyone Say Jessica Simpson Is Drunk All The Time?

I’m just not seeing it.

The Superficial | September 23, 2015 - 12:53 pm

Jessica Simpson Wasn’t Drunk On HSN, That’s Just Her Personality

Was Jessica Simpson drunk on the Home Shopping Network, or is she just naturally incapable of talking like people? It’s a mystery.

The Superficial | September 21, 2015 - 12:38 pm

Those Are Jessica Simpson’s Breasts

Jessica Simpson’s breasts are still really, really awesome.

The Superficial | September 10, 2015 - 11:27 am

And Now A Sh*t-Faced Jessica Simpson Talking About Her Kids

“Her dad is her boyfriend!” – Actual quote, you’re going to want to get in here.

Photo Boy | March 19, 2015 - 2:30 pm

It’s Jessica Simpson’s Photoshopped Ass Cheek! Holy Shit!

The Internet is apparently fascinated with an airbrushed photo of Jessica Simpson in Daisy Dukes. You people need a hobby.

The Superficial | March 4, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Jessica Simpson Apparently Saw ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson star in #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON. (Yup, you just read that.)

The Superficial | February 16, 2015 - 12:12 pm

Jessica Simpson Has Legs? HOLY SHIT

Just to give you an idea of how rough it’s going to be over the next few days, Jessica Simpson’s legs are a top story right now. A human woman possessing two lower limbs. That’s the news right now. Not the fact that Jessica Simpson’s letting everyone know she’s Batman and will rain justice down…

The Superficial | December 22, 2014 - 10:43 am

Someone Invited Jessica Simpson To ‘The Hunger Games’ Premiere

The Hunger Games is about a dystopian future where the rich eat all of the food leaving the poor to starve unless they shoot each other in the dicks with bows and arrows. Those words also describe every Tuesday night at the Chili’s near Jessica Simpson’s house. Are you seeing the irony now?

The Superficial | November 18, 2014 - 1:10 pm
Page 1 of 22