Posts tagged "Jessica Lowndes"

Jessica Lowndes’ Boobs Were All Over Cannes

This one goes out to all you “stick-to-boobs”-ers: Jesscia Lowndes’ breasts hanging out all over Cannes. We cool?

Photo Boy / May 19, 2015

Jessica Lowndes Is Winning Halloween

Jessica Lowndes is the poor man’s Megan Fox, yet she didn’t let that adversity stop her from dressing up as Poison Ivy with really awesome breasts. Granted, someone will eventually come along looking way hotter in a Halloween costume, and we’ll all completely forget about this post, but the important thing is that right now…

The Superficial / October 28, 2013

Good Morning, Jessica Lowndes, And Other News

- Tom Cruise believes he’s descended from Irish knights now, so I’ll just assume he forgot the word Jedi because he’s dyslexic. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan won’t go to rehab now because they won’t let her take Adderall, so this should end well. [Dlisted]
- Legs For Days, and no, these aren’t Amanda Byne…

The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Jessica Lowndes In A Bikini And Other News

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– You’ll laugh, you’ll masturbate, it’s The 40 Funniest Bikini Photos of All Time! [theCHIVE]
- Justin Timberlake’s hair is the Robin Williams’ beard of our generation. [Lainey Gossip]
- 5 Unforgettable Movie Scenes By Nora Ephron [BuzzFeed]
- Jennifer Aniston had a new ring on her finger. EVERYBODY FREAK THE…

The Superficial / June 27, 2012

Jessica Lowndes Deserves an Award
and Other News

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- Pippa Middleton must have heard that England is getting its own version of Jersey Shore. [Popeater]
- Elizabeth Olsen is the “other one” who it looks like may turn out to be the best actress of them all. [Huffington Post]
- Bristol Palin seems different lately. [Dlisted]
– And Eva

Photo Boy / May 5, 2011

Jessica Lowndes is see-through and other news

- Babies make it all better. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jay Leno makes Team Coco joke about Times Square bomber. Classy! [PopEater]
- Elisabeth Hasselbeck is slowly realizing she should probably never speak. [Dlisted]
- Jessica Simpson could’ve been a contender. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jennifer Aniston in short shorts. [HollywoodTuna]
- Taylor Swift muster…

The Superficial / May 5, 2010

Famous People in Costumes

Because everyone knows Hollywood is a godless bordello of Sodomites, it’s no surprise the stars came out to celebrate Halloween/pay homage to Satan for their careers. So here’s a gathering of costumed celebs In no particular order:
Jessica Lowndes as God Willing, the Future Referee of My Pants.
Mariah Carey as A Victoria’s Secret Angel

The Superficial / November 2, 2009

AnnaLynne McCord can only act in a bikini

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord, Jessia Lowndes and Jessica Stroup on the set of 90210 Tuesday, and why is it that AnnaLynne is always the one in a bikini? Are the Jessicas’ characters supposed to be dudes? Because, honestly, that’s the only explanation I can come up with. Well, that, and AnnaLynne’s belly button wards off Aaro…

The Superficial / July 15, 2009

AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord and her 90210 co-star Jessica Lowndes on set in Huntington Beach yesterday. I love how every season, without fail, AnnaLynne’s character is in a bikini. Sure, she almost has an almost Kelly Ripa-esque penis-button, but that’s what CGI’s for. Trust me, by the time this episode hits the air, she’ll have Luke…

The Superficial / June 26, 2009