Posts tagged "Jessica Chastain"

Margot, Rita, JLo And Jessica Were The Hottest (I Guess)

Margot Robbie, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, and Jessica Chastain were the slightly less boring standouts of an entirely boring night at the Oscars.

By: The Superficial / February 23, 2015

Golden Globes: Good God, Jessica Chastain

Here’s Jessica Chastain looking on point at last night’s Golden Globes after spending the week talking about how difficult high school was for her and sharing an old high school photo to inspire others. Which was a powerful message to young girls that anyone’s dreams can come true provided you’re already a beautiful redhead your…

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Jessica Chastain’s Probably Captain Marvel

Posted by Photo Boy

It’s time for another round of ‘Make Me Look Like An Ignorant Asshole,’ a game Fish has been playing since our college days, but at least I now understand why he always offered to pay for the MD 20/20. “I heard the Peaches & Cream doesn’t give you a…

By: Photo Boy / November 5, 2014

Jessica Chastain: Your New ‘True Detective’ Lady?

According to Nerdist, Jessica Chastain has been offered the lead role in season two of True Detective, but has yet to accept, so just assume she’s making sure her character says awesome shit like, “A man’s game costs a man’s price,” and/or makes bitching beer can figures:

Recent rumors have stated series creator…

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2014

Matthew McConaughey Is On F*cking Fire

There was a time not too long ago when Matthew McConaughey was a walking, shirtless punchline starring in romantic comedies about ghosts he used to put his penis in. But then slowly he began to reinvent himself into a man whose performances will make me literally grab random strangers on the street and breathe into…

By: The Superficial / May 16, 2014

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty…

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2013