Posts tagged "Jessica Alba"

Looks Like Jessica Alba’s Company Isn’t So Honest After All (Kills Entire World, Self)

Get it?! It’s ironic, because the company’s calle Hon– *gets tased by Fish, handcuffed to grill for three days*

Photo Boy / September 4, 2015

Good Morning, Jessica Alba Bikini Photos, And Other News

Nick Cannon’s writing a tell-all, Khloe Kardashian’s ass bends reality, Kelly Brook’s working that shit and January Jones naked. Your morning links.

The Superficial / April 6, 2015

Jessica Alba In A Bikini

Jessica Alba in a bikini. I’m not sure what else you need me to type here.

The Superficial / March 27, 2015

What’s Jessica Alba’s Butt Doing Today?

So good news, comments from the galleries finally show up in the main thread now. Bad news, our server completely shat itself in the process. Here’s Jessica Alba’s butt to tide you over.

The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Jessica Alba’s Ass Can Be Bought

It’s Jessica Alba’s butt in a bikini. Do I really need to sell you on this?

The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Someone Tell Farrah Abraham That Jessica Alba Doesn’t Look A Thing Like Her

I talk a lot of shit about Jessica Alba, but that’s only because she won’t get naked, so it’s actually kind of cute when you think about it. Seductive, even. But at the end of the day, she is a Hollywood actress who gets cast in (quasi-)non-pornographic movies that actually get made and are show…

The Superficial / July 22, 2014

Jessica Alba Bikini Photos Don’t Wait Until Morning And Other News

- Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal drank at my old college bar. Their pee burns now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Forever 21 once fired Chrissy Teigen for being too fat. It’s what Jesus would do. [Dlisted]
- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]
- Mila Kunis is about to drop a douche-baby any second now.

The Superficial / July 13, 2014

Jessica Alba Takes Off Her Pants In ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For,’ Oh Thank God

Despite being a serious actress who’s deeply concerned with “elevating” the films she’s in, Jessica Alba has been looking a hell of a lot like a stripper who wears pants all the time in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. Fortunately, the latest trailer shows she wears all kinds of sexy outfits, but still…

The Superficial / June 12, 2014

Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal & Lily Aldridge Won The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were last night, and I don’t have a single clue who won what – *winks at journalism degree* – but I do have photos of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover models Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Alridge looking fucking amazing. The words you’re looking for right now, “My god,…

The Superficial / June 9, 2014

Jessica Alba Won’t Do Nudity Because Her Grandparents Might See Her Boobs

In a new interview with Glamour, Jessica Alba crushes the hopes and dreams of anyone still hoping to see her naked in a movie. Or is discreetly encouraging them to murder her grandparents. It could go either way:
Jessica on why she has a nudity clause
“I don’t want my grandparent…

The Superficial / May 7, 2014

The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,…

The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba & Victoria Justice Were The Hot Ones

Here’s Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba, and Victoria Justice at last night’s MTV Movie Awards who I could’ve easily put into their own galleries, but your attention spans aren’t the greatest, so I made Photo Boy moosh them all into one. Also, I like to pretend Rihanna and Nicki keep side-eyeing each other, so soo…

The Superficial / April 14, 2014

‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’ Has A Jessica Alba Being A Stripper Trailer

There are exactly four Sin City books worth reading: The Hard Goodbye (Originally titled Sin City), A Dame To Kill For, The Big Fat Kill, and That Yellow Bastard. After that begins the frothing, batshit descent into insanity of the once great comic legend known as Frank Miller. Three of those four were already covered…

The Superficial / March 7, 2014

Heidi Klum & Jessica Alba Are The Rest of The People’s Choice Awards

Considering we did one post about the People’s Choice Awards last year (Read: You forgot the boobs.), I entirely forgot they were a thing. But then Kat Dennings’ breasts changed all that because this year we have four posts, including a Bertney story, which will be forgotten in an hour because Heidi Klum and Jessica

The Superficial / January 9, 2014

Jessica Alba Bikini Pics Seem Like A Good Note To Come Back On And Other News

- A word on Axl Jack, the first baby delivered penilely. [Lainey Gossip]
- Miley Cyrus understands she’s fucked up. [Dlisted]
- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems never take a break. [theCHIVE]
- LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville are still catty as fuck. [Fishwrapper]
- Lance Bass got engaged. [tooFab]
- How “Clue” Went

The Superficial / September 3, 2013

Katherine Webb Won The Spike Guys Choice Awards

Hey, remember Katherine Webb? That chick who was with that guy when that dude said that stuff? It doesn’t matter. Here she is at the Spike Guys Choice Awards where I had to make a tough call on whether she looked hotter than Jessica Alba using such scientific criteria as, “Do the boobs make me…

The Superficial / June 10, 2013

Jessica Alba’s In A Bikini

Here an buttload of photos from Jessica Alba’s weekend in St. Barts which should pretty much sell themselves. In the meantime, Nicole Richie was there, too, so below are bikini pics of her in case anyone wants to confirm they have a tumor by clicking on them instead of Jessica Alba’s ridiculous ass. Your mother…

The Superficial / April 8, 2013

Jessica Alba In A Bikini: A Superficial Reminder to Jessica Simpson

Posted by Photo Boy
Exactly one year ago today, Jessica Simpson tweeted this weight loss goal in which she aspired to look like Jessica Alba “after baby.” With that kind of vague phrasing paired with a brand new reason to eat chocolate covered chicken wings for breakfast another pregnancy, it seems like now could be…

Photo Boy / January 3, 2013
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