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Jessica Alba Is Here To Knock Out Some Pageviews

Jessica Alba is very concerned about our pages per visit. More »

Jessica Alba’s Organic Infant Formula Is Probably Bullshit, Too

Jessica Alba’s Honest Company should’ve picked a different name. More »

Good Morning, Jessica Alba Bikini Photos, And Other News

Mariah Carey’s nipple pasties were out again. [Lainey Gossip]

Lemonade wasn’t about Jay Z and Beyonce getting divorced. [Dlisted]

George RR Martin’s been watching football instead of writing. [TMZ]

Some Victoria’s Secret Angels did almost nude stuff for Vogue. [Egotastic]

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It’s Jessica Alba In A Bikini

Jessica Alba bikini photos have not forsaken you. More »

And Now Jessica Alba’s Butt In Yoga Pants (Ft. Camel Toe)

That is Jessica Alba’s butt, alright. More »

Rich Assholes In Halloween Costumes: Part 2

A whole bunch of beautiful people you’ll probably never have sex with in costumes, anyone? More »

Kylie Jenner’s Entourage Shoved Jessica Alba

I will post literally anything about Kylie Jenner instead of Kim Kardashian. More »

Looks Like Jessica Alba’s Company Isn’t So Honest After All (Kills Entire World, Self)

Get it?! It’s ironic, because the company’s calle Hon– *gets tased by Fish, handcuffed to grill for three days* More »

Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’ video is an all-star fuck you to Katy Perry’s face. … More »

Good Morning, Jessica Alba Bikini Photos, And Other News

Nick Cannon’s writing a tell-all, Khloe Kardashian’s ass bends reality, Kelly Brook’s working that shit and January Jones naked. Your morning links. More »

Jessica Alba In A Bikini

Jessica Alba in a bikini. I’m not sure what else you need me to type here. More »

What’s Jessica Alba’s Butt Doing Today?

So good news, comments from the galleries finally show up in the main thread now. Bad news, our server completely shat itself in the process. Here’s Jessica Alba’s butt to tide you over. More »

Jessica Alba’s Ass Can Be Bought

It’s Jessica Alba’s butt in a bikini. Do I really need to sell you on this? More »

Someone Tell Farrah Abraham That Jessica Alba Doesn’t Look A Thing Like Her

I talk a lot of shit about Jessica Alba, but that’s only because she won’t get naked, so it’s actually kind of cute when you think about it. Seductive, even. But at the end of the day, she is a Hollywood actress who gets cast in (quasi-)non-pornographic movies that actually get made and are shown… More »

Jessica Alba Bikini Photos Don’t Wait Until Morning And Other News

- Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal drank at my old college bar. Their pee burns now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Forever 21 once fired Chrissy Teigen for being too fat. It’s what Jesus would do. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Mila Kunis is about to… More »

Jessica Alba Takes Off Her Pants In ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For,’ Oh Thank God

Despite being a serious actress who’s deeply concerned with “elevating” the films she’s in, Jessica Alba has been looking a hell of a lot like a stripper who wears pants all the time in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. Fortunately, the latest trailer shows she wears all kinds of sexy outfits, but still… More »

Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal & Lily Aldridge Won The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were last night, and I don’t have a single clue who won what – *winks at journalism degree* – but I do have photos of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover models Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal and Lily Alridge looking fucking amazing. The words you’re looking for right now, “My god,… More »

Jessica Alba Won’t Do Nudity Because Her Grandparents Might See Her Boobs


In a new interview with Glamour, Jessica Alba crushes the hopes and dreams of anyone still hoping to see her naked in a movie. Or is discreetly encouraging them to murder her grandparents. It could go either way:

Jessica on why she has a nudity clause
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The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,… More »

Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba & Victoria Justice Were The Hot Ones

Here’s Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba, and Victoria Justice at last night’s MTV Movie Awards who I could’ve easily put into their own galleries, but your attention spans aren’t the greatest, so I made Photo Boy moosh them all into one. Also, I like to pretend Rihanna and Nicki keep side-eyeing each other, so soon… More »

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