When attempting to whitewash your younger brother’s image as an insatiable pedophile, Rule #1 is to never ascribe anything to non-Western sensibilities on man-on-boy sleeping arrangements. A crucial step someone forgot to tell Jermaine Jackson before he sat down with Piers Morgan and revealed his family’s plans to smuggle Michael to Bahrain should he be… More »
And I’m back.
Apparently I picked a good day to get sick because literally only three things happened yesterday. Some might say other news occurred, but trust me, this is all you need to know. I’d never steer you wrong just to deflect from my drinking:
- Kristen Stewart attended the premiere… More »