Posts tagged "Jeremy Renner"

Did Jeremy Renner Say Slut? He Meant Incredible Mother!

After weeks of calling her character a slut, Jeremy Renner wishes Scarlett Johansson a beautiful, blessed Mother’s Day so Marvel won’t kill him in the next movie.

The Superficial / May 11, 2015

Hawkeye & Captain America Called Black Widow A Slut

Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner apparently thought it’d be a great idea to call Black Widow a slut and a whore during a promotional interview for ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron.’…

The Superficial / April 23, 2015

Hawkeye’s Divorce Is Going Well

Jeremy Renner claims his ex threatened to release embarrassing ‘intimate’ videos if he wouldn’t marry her so she could get her green card.

The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Golden Globes: Hawkeye Made A Boob Joke

After barely 10 months of marriage, Jeremy Renner’s wife Sonni Pacheco has already filed for divorce and cited “fraud” as her reason which is exactly what he needed to keep all those gay rumors quiet. So here’s Hawkeye presenting an award with Jennifer Lopez at last night’s Golden Globes where he decided it’d be a…

The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con’s Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron – minus pregnant ScarJo – after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you’re wondering how to tell…

The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch Boobs Are What You Should Be Talking About

Late yesterday, set photos from The Avengers: Age of Ultron surfaced online and all everyone did was freak out over how ridiculous Aaron Taylor-Johnson looks as Quicksilver after last week’s badass concept art. Yet, somehow, nobody’s even mentioning Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch boobs which look fucking fantastic. Is it because she’s not wearing that weird

The Superficial / March 25, 2014

Why Hello, ‘American Hustle’ Trailer

Here’s the official trailer for American Hustler starring Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence and Jeremy Renner. And from what I can tell, it’s another movie where David O. Russell makes Amy Adams look hot as shit only this time Christian Bale plays her ass like a drum. Which is omething Man of

The Superficial / August 1, 2013

Jeremy Renner Knocked This Up

At some point during a Golden Globes after party, Jeremy Renner thought he was having a private conversation with Eva Longoria where he’d get to bang her after telling her he just found out he got his ex pregnant just before he dumped her. Turns out other people heard that conversation, and now here we…

The Superficial / January 23, 2013

Jeremy Renner Wasn’t Thrilled With Hawkeye’s Role In ‘The Avengers’

Jeremy Renner stars in one of the most lucrative movie franchises of the moment, but apparently he’s going to hang his hat on milking the Bourne movies to death because here he is shitting on Hawkeye’s role in The Avengers knowing full well killing off characters keeps Joss Whedon’s head shiny. And if you haven’t…

The Superficial / August 9, 2012

‘The Avengers’ Has A Trailer

Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now – I’m going with Scrooge McDuck. – has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can’t get enough of…

The Superficial / October 11, 2011

Here’s Scarlett Johansson’s The Avengers Costume in Broad Daylight

Hey, do you think she’s pregnant?
Despite the fact Iron Man 2 was essentially a jumbled, two-hour mess of a trailer for The Avengers that resulted in Jon Favreau bolting the franchise and Robert Downey Jr. cryptically biting the hand that saved him from becoming Charlie Sheen, it still made an assload of money, so…

The Superficial / September 6, 2011

Christina Aguilera Passed Out Drunk at Jeremy Renner’s House

Apparently when she’s not starting catfights with her Burlesque co-stars – the first movie she’s ever been in – Christina Aguilera is passing out drunk at parties she wasn’t invited to. Parties thrown by Oscar-nominated actors like Jeremy Renner, according to Us Weekly:
A week later, Renner went on a rant about the incident at…

The Superficial / January 19, 2011

Scarlett Johansson and Kevin Connolly?

The newly-single Scarlett Johansson was invited to Jeremy Renner’s 40th birthday party over the weekend (Wait. 40?) where she reportedly spent most of her time with Kevin Connolly effectively proving there’s been tear in the very fabric of our universe and soon ducks will bark like dogs. Us Magazine reports:
Johansson’s pal for the night?

The Superficial / January 11, 2011

Tom Cruise is Sneaky

What you’re looking at is Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner filming a scene for Mission: Impossible 4 that conveniently includes a romantic midnight swim because here’s an interesting rumor: Jeremy Renner is gay. Which explains why he didn’t die a noble, suffocating death between Jessica Simpson’s breasts, but doesn’t make him any less of a…

The Superficial / October 19, 2010

Jeremy Renner ‘was’ a badass in my book

Jeremy Renner apparently is not fondling Jessica Simpson’s breasts while wearing a bomb suit, according to Us Magazine:
But Renner – who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday – told Sunday at the Governor’s Ball that he only met Simpson, 29, for “three minutes.”
“Her hair stylist [Ken Paves] did my mom’s hair…

The Superficial / March 9, 2010

Jeremy Renner defuses Jessica Simpson’s heart (I went there.)

Because he’s already played an explosive expert in The Hurt Locker, Jeremy Renner thinks it’s time to start handling some real napalm. With his penis. People reports:
Jeremy spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy,” the source says. “They were really flirting up a storm.” Paves encouraged the two and, the source says, “Jessica…

The Superficial / March 5, 2010