Posts tagged "Jeremy Piven"

Kelly Brook’s Banging Jeremy Piven? I WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!

Welcome to the most depressing post you'll ever see on this site, and it's literally taking all my willpower not to slam my laptop shut and hang myself in the garage because this life is a big ol' cock slapping you in the face. Just slapping you until you think you can't take anymore, pausing…
By: The Superficial / November 13, 2013

Gerard Butler Photobombed The Sh-t Out Of David Beckham’s Last Game

In every photo like this, there's always Gerard Butler saying "This id'na my coke den," with his eyes. Or David Beckham getting a monster BJ. Either one. Photos: INFdaily…
By: The Superficial / December 3, 2012

Jeremy Piven Is Terrible At Cunnilingus, Says Chick He Just Met Then Let Him Perform Cunnilingus

"What did that old wizard say? 'Back and to the left?' Dammit! It's too hard!" Apparently there's some angry stripper/star-fucker/former Us Weekly intern turned celebrity blogger named Sarah Tressler (I'm already lost.) out there who recently wrote a blog post about the time she met Jeremy Piven and then immediately let him go dow…
By: The Superficial / March 27, 2012

Jeremy Piven Banged Miley Cyrus

Nope. No one thinking about rape here. Jeremy Piven recently gushed to E! News about how great it is to work with Miley Cyrus, yet somehow nobody besides me has jumped to the obvious, if not the only possible conclusion that he banged her i…
By: The Superficial / January 28, 2011

Jeremy Piven wanted a piece of this

Presumably because her giant breasts were under wraps, Jeremy Piven couldn't keep his eyes off Jessica Simpson's ass when she was filming Entourage Tuesday, according to Us Magazine: "In between takes, he was staring at Jessica's ass in the most obvious of ways," a witness tells UsMagazine.com. "He wasn't being…
By: The Superficial / May 13, 2010

Jessica Simpson on the set of Entourage

Here's Jessica Simpson filming an episode of Entourage yesterday where she plays herself/a client of Ari Gold. Except everything we know about Jessica Simpson tells us there's absolutely no way she hangs around the house in heels and a mini. I understand it's television, but they could've at least had her open the door with…
By: The Superficial / May 12, 2010

Kim Kardashian is a water goddess and other news

- Chris Brown will appear on Larry King Live - with his mommy and lawyer beside him. Seriously, how big of a pussy is this kid that he's afraid of questions from an octogenarian? Give it to me straight. [Lainey Gossip] - Jeremy Piven has been vindicated for his departure from the David…
By: The Superficial / August 27, 2009

Jeremy Piven is a sensitive flower

Jeremy Piven is apparently still testy about the sushi incident that allegedly forced him to quit the Broadway run of "Speed the Plow." Before his Thursday appearance on It's On with Alexa Chung, the actor got into a shouting match backstage with Chris Kattan, according to NY Daily News: Kattan - who's bee…
By: The Superficial / August 10, 2009

Channing Tatum in GQ and other news

- Tony Romo ditched Jessica Simpson because John Mayer was still texting her. Unless John Mayer was slicing off Tony's hands before they touched Jessica breasts, he might have overreacted a bit. [Lainey Gossip] - Megan Fox is pursuing Rain while using Brian Austin Green's penis as a safety net which, let's be honest,…
By: The Superficial / July 14, 2009

Jeremy Piven’s next role? Guy getting sued

Jeremy Piven is getting his ass sued by the producers of "Speed-the-Plow," according to the AP: They have filed a grievance with Actors' Equity Association, the stage actors' union, against Jeremy Piven for abruptly leaving the Broadway revival last month. Piven quit the David Mamet comedy less than two months after it opened to…
By: The Superficial / January 17, 2009

Jeremy Piven really wants you to believe him

Jeremy Piven stopped by Good Morning America to plead his case to Diane Sawyer today. Ari Gold claims to have had six times the levels of mercury found in a normal person which forced him to drop out of David Mamet's Broadway play "Speed-the-Plow" causing producers and Mamet himself to question the legitimacy of Jeremy'…
By: The Superficial / January 15, 2009

Jeremy Piven bails on play, not enough people saying ‘Dawg’

Jeremy Piven has ditched his role in the David Mamet Broadway play "Speed-the-Plow" claiming he's been stricken ill by mercury from eating too much sushi. I have no frickin' clue, but I'm sure David Mamet will regale with us with a zinger fueled by having 300 ticketgoers demand refunds yesterday alone. The New York…
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2008