Entourage had a bad opening weekend. What are the boys going to now? Can Turtle come up with a plan to turn everything around, or will Vince finally walk away from Hollywood for good? None of these questions and more inside. … More »
Welcome to the most depressing post you’ll ever see on this site, and it’s literally taking all my willpower not to slam my laptop shut and hang myself in the garage because this life is a big ol’ cock slapping you in the face. Just slapping you until you think you can’t take anymore, pausing… More »
In every photo like this, there’s always Gerard Butler saying “This id’na my coke den,” with his eyes.
Or David Beckham getting a monster BJ. Either one.
“What did that old wizard say? ‘Back and to the left?’ Dammit! It’s too hard!”
Apparently there’s some angry stripper/star-fucker/former Us Weekly intern turned celebrity blogger named Sarah Tressler (I’m already lost.) out there who recently wrote a blog post about the time she met Jeremy Piven and then immediately let him go… More »
Nope. No one thinking about rape here.
Jeremy Piven recently gushed to E! News about how great it is to work with Miley Cyrus, yet somehow nobody besides me has jumped to the obvious, if not the only possible conclusion that he banged her in front of a cell phone. No, really, all… More »
“In between takes, he was staring at Jessica’s ass in the most obvious of ways,” a witness tells UsMagazine.com. “He wasn’t being sly about it… More »
Here’s Jessica Simpson filming an episode of Entourage yesterday where she plays herself/a client of Ari Gold. Except everything we know about Jessica Simpson tells us there’s absolutely no way she hangs around the house in heels and a mini. I understand it’s television, but they could’ve at least had her open the door… More »
- Chris Brown will appear on Larry King Live – with his mommy and lawyer beside him. Seriously, how big of a pussy is this kid that he’s afraid of questions from an octogenarian? Give it to me straight. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jeremy Piven has been vindicated for his departure from the David… More »
Jeremy Piven is apparently still testy about the sushi incident that allegedly forced him to quit the Broadway run of “Speed the Plow.” Before his Thursday appearance on It’s On with Alexa Chung, the actor got into a shouting match backstage with Chris Kattan, according to NY Daily News:
Kattan – who’s been… More »
- Tony Romo ditched Jessica Simpson because John Mayer was still texting her. Unless John Mayer was slicing off Tony’s hands before they touched Jessica breasts, he might have overreacted a bit. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox is pursuing Rain while using Brian Austin Green’s penis as a safety net which, let’s be… More »