Posts tagged "Jeremy Bieber"

Justin Bieber’s Dad’s Relationship Is Falling Apart

Posted by Photo Boy
In case you’ve been dating a guy for seven years and one day his son explodes to the top of the cultural zeitgeist as an egomaniacal popstar who then goes on a bender of sizzurp and Brazilian hookers and you’d like to know how this is going to affect your relationship,…

Photo Boy / February 28, 2014

Justin #Bbare Hotboxed A Private Jet, Dem Panties

Ya know how ya got off work at Applebee’s, and ya boys all like, “Buzz cruise, son!” and ya ride around in ya mom’s Subaru thinkin’ ya the pimps of Tinytown? Well, fuck yo’ shit, B-Bare clambakes PLANES. Flap, flap, bitch. Peacock that shit, NBC News:

According to multiple law enforcement sources, the…

The Superficial / February 6, 2014

Justin Bieber Rolled Over On His Mom?!! #DAAAAAMNN #calljerry

As the inescapable, innumerable, predeterminable saga of Justin Bieber, The Mephistopheles of Murda-Town, unfolds WORLDWIDE, welcome to the icest, ice-cold chapter of Ice-Man’s big balla brotha, motherfucking Freeze-Bone, because #disnigga here just rolled over on his moms. HIS OWN MOMS. Tupac and Biggie ain’t even that cold. Crack it off, TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell…

The Superficial / January 24, 2014

Justin Bieber Actually Told The Cops He Was High On Weed, Pills, And Booze

Let me break you off a little something you probably don’t know about B-Bare: Motherfucker’s so balla, he’ll snitch on his self. TMZ reports:

Officials held a news conference and said, “[Justin] made statements he had consumed some alcohol, been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication.”

But don’t be frontin’…

The Superficial / January 23, 2014

Justin Bieber Got Arrested For DUI

Aww yeah, B-Bare’s up in you, Miami, and shit is poppin’ OFF. Models. Clubs. Street racing, POH-LECE. The numba one WILD KID is straight yolking dem asses. Make some NOOOOOOOOISSE. TMZ reports:

We’re told Bieber had just left a club and was driving a yellow Lamborghini at the time cops spotted him i…

The Superficial / January 23, 2014

Justin Bieber and His Dad Got Matching Jesus Tattoos

“If wine squirts out, I’m so sorry!”
I’m not exactly sure when it happened, but at some point stereotypically white Christian guys decided to start getting tattoos despite Leviticus 19:28 explicitly saying, “Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord.” But in their defense, the…

The Superficial / July 26, 2011