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So This Is Why Tara Reid Didn’t Want To Talk About ‘Marriage Boot Camp’

Tara Reid drunk on a reality show? No. This can’t be.

Mike Redmond | July 21, 2016 - 11:23 am

Donnie Wahlberg Wants Jenny McCarthy’s Fingers In His Booty Ass

Donnie Wahlberg and a possibly pregnant Jenny McCarthy just punked Kanye West over #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch, so we have to take the bad with the good on this one. …

Carmen Ribecca | March 18, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Jenny McCarthy Slams Charlie Sheen, Might’ve Just Said She Has Herpes

Jenny McCarthy is pissed at Charlie Sheen because now she cares about the spread of disease.

Mike Redmond | November 19, 2015 - 12:08 pm

Anti-Vaxxers Just Accidentally Proved Vaccines Don’t Cause Autism

SafeMinds just found out they financed a six-year study that proves there’s no link between autism and vaccines. Whoops!

Mike Redmond | October 7, 2015 - 2:15 pm

Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg Got Their Own Reality Show

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Because the world is a giant stockpot of diarrhea and reality television is the spoon that stirs it, it’s only right that Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg get to make their own deposit. When reached for comment, the couple dropped this verbal nugget and yes I’m going to just…

Carmen Ribecca | November 12, 2014 - 11:00 am

At Least Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Aren’t Horribly Damaging Kids- Wait

Usually this is the part where I post T&A pics to rinse everybody’s brains from the child-destroying garbage that came before it. It’s a small service I provide for the community, but I don’t like to brag about it. Except I kind of fucked up and forgot to leave out the part where kids get

Mike Redmond | October 30, 2014 - 1:58 pm

All You Need To Know About Jenny McCarthy’s Sirius Show In One Pic

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, in this case they’re all “PPPRRRRRPPPFFFTHH,” then extended cackling followed by a suicidal producer shuffling into the booth with a can of Febreeze. Snooki appearing on any show called Dirty, Sexy, Funny With Jenny McCarthy is a joke that writes itself since…

Carmen Ribecca | October 29, 2014 - 10:03 am

Jenny McCarthy Lost Her Wedding Ring Already

Because Jenny McCarthy is like super hilariously dumb, you guys – haha, *snort* – she already totally lost her wedding ring, and she hasn’t even been married a whole month! *farrrt* But definitely listen to her for medical advice though. Us Weekly reports, and brace yourself to not reads the words, “I thought it was…

Mike Redmond | September 18, 2014 - 11:17 am

Marky Mark Skipped Donnie Wahlberg & Jenny McCarthy’s Wedding

Probably coz Jenny McCarthy’s gawddamn tits make you wanna mastahbate, and when you mastahabate you ain’t gawt enough strength to stawp 9/11, frickin’ Mahky Mahk didn’t even go to his brotha Donnie’s weddin’ in frickin’ Chicago. But he did send him this wickid pissah video on Instagram which the cheap bastahd prawbly counted as a…

Mike Redmond | September 2, 2014 - 11:00 am

Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts And, I Dunno, Something About Creative Arts

The Creative Arts Emmys were yesterday and honored hard-working, dedicated individuals who diligently work behind-the-scenes to create all the shows we can’t shut up about. Except none of those people have huge, fake breasts, so here’s Jenny McCarthy. Which is a shame because she’s killed people. Kids are dead because of her, and yet her…

Mike Redmond | August 18, 2014 - 11:40 am

Jenny McCarthy’s Son Calls The Cops On Her, Is My New Favorite Person

Because her name’s Jenny McCarthy, Jenny McCarthy thought it’d be a great idea to talk about how shitty of a parent Jenny McCarthy is because – haha, you’ll never believe this – her son – hahaha – her 12-year-old son – BAHAHA – calls the cops on her all the time! AHAHAHA! For doing really…

Mike Redmond | July 28, 2014 - 4:27 pm

Jenny McCarthy Has A SiriusXM Show Now

Jenny McCarthy has huge, fake tits that people want to look at while ignoring every single word that comes out of her mouth, so naturally SiriusXM hired her for a radio show. (To the Anthony Cumia fans who said it’s run by idiots, you win.) It’s almost like they don’t realize that talking is a…

Mike Redmond | July 14, 2014 - 1:27 pm

Jenny McCarthy’s Acting Like She Quit ‘The View’

Earlier in the week, I posted that Jenny McCarthy was getting fired from The View because, well, she’s Jenny McCarthy. And that’s exactly what happened yesterday because apparently everyone but Whoopi Goldberg was let go. Except if you follow Jenny on Twitter, she’d have you believe she quit out of solidarity with Sherri Shepherd who’s…

Mike Redmond | June 27, 2014 - 12:52 pm

Jenny McCarthy’s Getting Fired From ‘The View’

Earlier this month, a New York federal judge ruled that parents can no longer send their unvaccinated kids to public school claiming a “religious exemption” – Which needs to start happening in more states, Pennsylvania. – and now comes word that Jenny McCarthy’s getting kicked off The View after a year, so it’s been a…

Mike Redmond | June 25, 2014 - 10:25 am

Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg Got Engaged

Jenny McCarthy is a reckless fartbag of dumb who’s at least partially responsible for the death of thousands of children, but she has big tits and a working vagina, so that’s good enough for me, says four out of five penises including Donnie Wahlberg’s who just proposed to her. People reports:

Jenny McCarthy…

Mike Redmond | April 16, 2014 - 11:56 am

Jenny McCarthy Is Literally Trying To Say She’s Never Been Anti-Vaccines Now

Before this day gets consumed by Coachella and The MTV Movie Awards, I just want to make everyone aware that in a new op-ed for the Chicago Sun-Times, Jenny McCarthy tries to say she’s never been anti-vaccines. The Jenny McCarthy. What she does try to say is she’s just concerned with the amount of vaccines…

Mike Redmond | April 14, 2014 - 7:56 am

Twitter Just Vaccinated Jenny McCarthy

“So my kid got measles last week.”
“… Dis how chicken look?”

On Thursday night, Jenny McCarthy(‘s social media manager who’s presumably fired by now) thought she’d have some innocent fun on Twitter by asking her followers what the most important trait they look for in a mate and to respond back…

Mike Redmond | March 17, 2014 - 12:41 pm

Kristin Cavallari Won’t Vaccinate Her Kids

While appearing on FOX News The Independent yesterday, Kristin Cavallari revealed that she won’t vaccinate her kids which prompted Kennedy to point out how fucking retarded that is and that the study linking vaccines to autism has been thoroughly debunked. But Kristin’s read books so that makes her smarter than a doctor. Via Deadspin:

Mike Redmond | March 14, 2014 - 11:16 am

Jenny McCarthy Thought Donnie Wahlberg Was Gay

When Jenny McCarthy first met Donnie Wahlberg, she gave him her phone number which he didn’t call right away to have sex with her, so clearly he’s a faggot, thought the greatest medical mind of our generation. E! News reports:

The couple first met in March on the set of McCarthy’s Vh1 talk…

Mike Redmond | September 12, 2013 - 11:44 am
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