You may find this hard to believe, but apparently someone walked up to Brooke Hogan and said, “So, listen, I’ve got this old dog cage just lying around and want to take pictures of you naked in it for publicity,” and she said, “Sure!” From there it was a simple matter of finding the right… More »
Who is who? Does it even matter in the dark? Was this family grown in a Nazi lab? These questions and more on a very special The Superficial.
EDIT: Anyone else thinks Brooke looks better after yesterday? Uh, yeah, me either. I hate penises. *stares longingly*
HULK: So, listen, the way I have sex is I hide in the bushes behind my mate’s beach chair then pull her in from behind. So if I accidentally grab you instead of Jennifer, it’s not my fault. I can’t help the way God made me.
BROOKE: That didn’t answer why I have a… More »
Brooke Hogan celebrated her 21st birthday last night at Pure Nightclub in Vegas, and you’d think Hulk would give her a night off from doing the inevitable creepy double-kiss photo. Then again, I’m not practically committing incest with a clone of my daughter, so what do I know? In the meantime, Brooke needs to fire… More »
Here’s Hulk Hogan laying a kiss on his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel after watching his daughter Brooke “perform” Sunday. Or is that Brooke? I mean, Jesus, how can you tell? Plus the Hulk’s pretty old, so how does he know when to go for the butt grab? Or am I wrong in assuming that’s even a… More »