Posts tagged "Jennifer Lopez"

Golden Globes: Hawkeye Made A Boob Joke

After barely 10 months of marriage, Jeremy Renner's wife Sonni Pacheco has already filed for divorce and cited "fraud" as her reason which is exactly what he needed to keep all those gay rumors quiet. So here's Hawkeye presenting an award with Jennifer Lopez at …
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea’s Butts

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

AMAs: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Touched Butts

ABC explicitly warned Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea not to touch butts while performing "Booty" for the AMAs because it's a family show. Which is funny because on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., another "family show" designed to promote Disney's Marvel universe, I …
By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

JLo & Iggy Azalea’s Butts Won’t Depress You

Thanks to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we've stared deep into the abyss of human depravity and the blobs of codependency that willingly toss children into it. So for a change of scenery, let's stare deep into Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's buttholes which is …
By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014

Good Morning, JLo’s Butt, And Other News

- What exactly does Kate Middleton do? I'm seriously asking. [Lainey Gossip] - All the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey had to be reshot. I bet there wasn't enough pube pulling. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE] - Liberals made Bristol Palin get drunk and start …
By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

Jennifer Lopez Still Makes Videos With Fat Joe

For the rest of her natural life, Jennifer Lopez will never make a video that's better than "Booty." These are facts. However, that still won't stop me from posting the new video for Fat Joe's "Stressin" because there's nothing more with the times than tone-deaf rap videos where rich …
By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Diddy: ‘Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Is A Work of Art, Kim Kardashian’s Isn’t’

Diddy, or Puff Daddy, or whatever the fuck he's called now (I vote for "Piffy.") stopped by Access Hollywood yesterday where he referred to Jennifer Lopez's ass as a "work of art" before completely writing off Kim Kardashian's as nothing special: "[Her booty] is great.
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

Jennifer Lopez & Leah Remini Hit By Drunk Driver

According to Jennifer Lopez's Instagram, she has a butt. And while that seems as good a place as any to wrap this post up because its work here is done, she also apparently got hit by a drunk driver on Saturday while sitting at a red light with …
By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014

This Is Jennifer Lopez’s New Stage Outfit

Jennifer Lopez has to compete with performers half her age, or in Ariana Grande's case, ones that could be her (great) granddaughter. And to her credit, she's already tackled the problem head on by making ass videos with Iggy Azalea. That's ingenuity in it's purest form. That said, here's …
By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014

Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Hope You Like Asses

So remember Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" video? Apparently Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea did because here's their video for "Booty" which makes "Anaconda" look like a shitty ripoff of "Baby Got Back" but with Nicki Minaj's fake butt bouncing around. And if you're thinking …
By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014

You Kids Want Ass? Jennifer Lopez Will Give You Ass

With Nicki Minaj cornering the ass market, it's important to remember that it was Jennifer Lopez, not Kim Kardashian (What's wrong with you?), who brought giant butts into the mainstream. So here she is performing at Fashion Rocks last night while flashing her …
By: The Superficial / September 10, 2014

The Rest of The Goddamn #VMAs

Because our server is like the TARDIS if the TARDIS had Down syndrome, we're falling apart at the seams over here, so here's the rest of The 2014 VMAs before the whole thing explodes. And if you're wondering why I'm not posting about Beyonce's feminist tour de force or …
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Someone just spotted Kim Kardashian. I've grown old enough where I've forgotten what it's like to be a teenager and now hate them for their youthful vigor and freedom to make stupid choices with abandon. Case in point: I once drove an hour to the nearest Best Buy to buy Limp Bizkit's Significant …
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2014

Even Jennifer Lopez Has To Do Miley Cyrus Shit Now

My last post had to do with things like war, compassion, human decency, but that's not why most of you come here, and that poop can go fornicate itself as far you're concerned. So here's Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party because what you do …
By: The Superficial / June 30, 2014

Donald Trump Claims He Wouldn’t Have Sex With Kim Kardashian Or Jennifer Lopez

In a new interview with Howard Stern, Donald Trump apparently made it clear that he would pass on having sex with Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian who he says would've been rightfully shunned in the olden days. And not because she has sex with black guys, but …
By: The Superficial / June 18, 2014

Jennifer Lopez Dumped Casper Smart Back In April

If you've been following the Jennifer Lopez/Casper Smart fiasco this week, you're probably under the impression that he's been cheating on her with transsexual model Sofie Vissa. Except, surprise, Jennifer Lopez's publicist just confirmed to People that she dumped Casper back in April which is conveniently before all the …
By: The Superficial / June 6, 2014

Casper Smart Wishes This Butt Came With A Wiener (WINNER: Classiest Headline 2014)

If you've somehow missed it over the past few days, The Dirty has been posting messages allegedly between Jennifer Lopez's driver Casper Smart and transsexual model Sofie Vissa. And while the evidence looks pretty fucking damning - and not at all surprising - it seems …
By: The Superficial / June 5, 2014

The 2014 Billboard Music Awards

Everyone that's anyone (Read: Blake Lively's breasts) is at Cannes right now, but then again, timing isn't exactly this year's Billboard Music Awards' strong suit. So here's some barely interesting people on the red carpet who didn't get their own post by surprisingly not having …
By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

Posted by Photo Boy As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a …
By: Photo Boy / May 2, 2014

Still Don’t Call ScarJo ScarJo

Back in 2011, Scarlett Johansson got pissed off about the nickname ScarJo, and now here's ScarJo getting mad about ScarJo again while also shitting on JLo because apparently ScarJo doesn't want to be equated with JLo who's not very ScarJo. Via HuffPo: "I associate that name with, like, pop …
By: The Superficial / April 8, 2014
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