Posts tagged "Jennifer Garner"

Ben Affleck Was Totally Banging The Nanny

Ben Affleck’s straying dick just got thrown under the bus.

The Superficial | August 5, 2015 - 12:01 pm

Okay, So Ben Affleck Might Be Banging The Nanny

Ben Affleck, you stupid devil you.

The Superficial | July 31, 2015 - 12:08 pm

Ben Affleck Is Not Banging The Nanny

Ben Affleck is denying tabloid reports that he stuck his penis in the nanny. Batman prefers butlers.

The Superficial | July 29, 2015 - 11:06 am

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Love The Paparazzi Now

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner shove their family in front of the camera after 8,000 tabloids reported they’re getting divorced any second now. …

The Superficial | May 29, 2015 - 11:00 am

Jennifer Garner Has To Be Loving Life

Ben Affleck is the star of the critically-acclaimed, #1 movie at the box office that let him work closely with Emily Ratajkowski’s naked breasts. He’s also Batman. Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, is the star of Alexander and The Fuck You I’m Not Typing All That, a Disney movie she premiered last night while…

The Superficial | October 7, 2014 - 1:49 pm

Apparently Ben Affleck Is Rain Man

“Holy shit, is that a K-Maht? Definitely gotta go to K-Maht and get mah undaweah.”

Because the key, and often overlooked, component to getting into character as Batman is gambling, lots and lots of gambling, Ben Affleck was politely removed from the blackjack table at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino last week…

The Superficial | May 5, 2014 - 12:47 pm

The 86th Annual Academy Awards

I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night – Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. – so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find while I sat in the corner making beer can men and mumbling how we’ll do this…

The Superficial | March 3, 2014 - 10:31 am

A Word On This #Pedorazzi Business

Yesterday, Just Jared and People magazine publicly blew themselves over their editorial decisions to join Entertainment Tonight in no longer publishing unauthorized photos or videos of celebrity’s children with obvious exceptions for red carpet photos and sporting events. (Although, People gave themselves some wiggle room by saying “news-worthiness” could override that decision.) Except all of…

The Superficial | February 26, 2014 - 12:51 pm

Ben Affleck Admits To Being Alone In A Car With Blake Lively While Filming ‘The Town’

In a new interview with Details to promote his upcoming film Argo that actually looks awesome, Ben Affleck starts talking about the craziness of the Good Will Hunting days and inadvertently shares an anecdote about being alone in a car with Blake Lively while filming The Town which is right around the time she started…

The Superficial | September 14, 2012 - 9:30 am

Ben Affleck Wants To Put A Fourth Baby In Jennifer Garner, She Ain’t Having It


While promoting her new movie The Odd Life of Timothy Green, Jennifer Garner surprisingly confirmed tabloid rumors that Ben Affleck really does want to shove a fourth baby in her, but then made it clear she’ll roundhouse his dick off if he even tries it. Extra

The Superficial | August 8, 2012 - 10:46 am

Were The Blake Lively Nude Photos Meant For Ben Affleck?

Start crying and I’ll tattoo you again, bitch. Violet, look, Mommy has a balloon sword!”

After the second batch of nude Blake Lively photos were leaked online making it obvious she took them while filming The Town, rumors of an affair with Ben Affleck immediately started up again along with 800 blind items…

The Superficial | June 3, 2011 - 11:01 am

Ben Affleck is a Wickid Hahdass Now

“What? No wahfle cones? I’m puttin’ this whole ice cream pahlah in my reahview.”

Here’s Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner taking their daughter out for ice cream yesterday where things got a little tense when Ben start flipping off the paparazzi. I guess because they actually came in the door and stared snapping…

Photo Boy | January 6, 2011 - 4:23 pm

For God’s Sake, Jennifer Garner, There’re Children Present. And Other News.

- LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian pretend they’re stupid enough to try marriage again. [Popeater]

- Randy Quaid thinks he still counts as an influential celebrity. That’s the real story here. [Dlisted]

- Carmen Electra was apparently out there, too, this weekend. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jenna Jameson actually looks..

The Superficial | November 1, 2010 - 6:30 pm

Jennifer Garner makes dolphins ejaculate

Jennifer Garner stopped by Letterman last night where she told Dave a story about the time she made a dolphin come. I guess to prove she really can have that effect on something. Who knows? Via Huffington Post:

“I had my feet dangling in the water,” she told David Letterman Tuesday night. “And…

The Superficial | February 10, 2010 - 2:13 pm

Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news

- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater]

- Miley Cyrus wants to be a “lawer.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn’t name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just posted this. [Just Jared]

The Superficial | September 22, 2009 - 9:05 pm

Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck’s new baby’s name proves I’m 33.3% omnipotent

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have revealed their new baby girl’s name to the folks at People, and it’s Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck – which sounds oddly familiar. Hmm, let’s take a look at the post some handsome devil wrote when the baby was born:

I happen to have the name of Jennifer and…

The Superficial | January 13, 2009 - 11:36 pm

Jennifer Garner has a baby girl

Hey, remember Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck? Me neither, but apparently they had some sort of kid yesterday, according to People:

The actress’s rep says: “Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck gave birth to a healthy baby girl.”
The baby was born Tuesday in Los Angeles. No other details were immediately available. Garner and Affleck,…

The Superficial | January 7, 2009 - 10:30 am
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