Posts tagged "Jennifer Garner"

Jennifer Garner Has To Be Loving Life

Ben Affleck is the star of the critically-acclaimed, #1 movie at the box office that let him work closely with Emily Ratajkowski's naked breasts. He's also Batman. Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, is the star of Alexander and The Fuck You I'm Not Typing All That,…
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014

Apparently Ben Affleck Is Rain Man

"Holy shit, is that a K-Maht? Definitely gotta go to K-Maht and get mah undaweah." Because the key, and often overlooked, component to getting into character as Batman is gambling, lots and lots of gambling, Ben Affleck was politely removed from the blackjack table at the Hard…
By: The Superficial / May 5, 2014

The 86th Annual Academy Awards

I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night - Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. - so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find while I sat in the corner making beer can men and mumbling…
By: The Superficial / March 3, 2014

A Word On This #Pedorazzi Business

Yesterday, Just Jared and People magazine publicly blew themselves over their editorial decisions to join Entertainment Tonight in no longer publishing unauthorized photos or videos of celebrity's children with obvious exceptions for red carpet photos and sporting events. (Although, People gave themselves some wiggle room by saying "…
By: The Superficial / February 26, 2014

Ben Affleck Admits To Being Alone In A Car With Blake Lively While Filming ‘The Town’

In a new interview with Details to promote his upcoming film Argo that actually looks awesome, Ben Affleck starts talking about the craziness of the Good Will Hunting days and inadvertently shares an anecdote about being alone in a car with Blake Lively while filming The Town which is right around…
By: The Superficial / September 14, 2012

Ben Affleck Wants To Put A Fourth Baby In Jennifer Garner, She Ain’t Having It

"GEETTT OUUTTTT OF MYYYYY VAAAAAA GIIIII NAAAAAA." While promoting her new movie The Odd Life of Timothy Green, Jennifer Garner surprisingly confirmed tabloid rumors that Ben Affleck really does want to shove a fourth baby in her, but then made it clear she'll roundhouse his dick off if he even tries it.
By: The Superficial / August 8, 2012

Were The Blake Lively Nude Photos Meant For Ben Affleck?

"Start crying and I'll tattoo you again, bitch. Violet, look, Mommy has a balloon sword!" After the second batch of nude Blake Lively photos were leaked online making it obvious she took them while filming The Town, rumors of an affair with Ben Affleck immediately started up again along with 800 blind item…
By: The Superficial / June 3, 2011

Ben Affleck is a Wickid Hahdass Now

"What? No wahfle cones? I'm puttin' this whole ice cream pahlah in my reahview." Here's Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner taking their daughter out for ice cream yesterday where things got a little tense when Ben start flipping off the paparazzi. I guess because they actually came in the…
By: Photo Boy / January 6, 2011

For God’s Sake, Jennifer Garner, There’re Children Present. And Other News.

- LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian pretend they're stupid enough to try marriage again. [Popeater] - Randy Quaid thinks he still counts as an influential celebrity. That's the real story here. [Dlisted] - Carmen Electra was apparently out there, too, this weekend. [Hollywood…
By: The Superficial / November 1, 2010

Jennifer Garner makes dolphins ejaculate

Jennifer Garner stopped by Letterman last night where she told Dave a story about the time she made a dolphin come. I guess to prove she really can have that effect on something. Who knows? Via Huffington Post: "I had my feet dangling in the water," she told David Letterman Tuesday…
By: The Superficial / February 10, 2010

Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news

- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater] - Miley Cyrus wants to be a "lawer." [Lainey Gossip] - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn't name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just…
By: The Superficial / September 22, 2009

Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck’s new baby’s name proves I’m 33.3% omnipotent

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have revealed their new baby girl's name to the folks at People, and it's Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck - which sounds oddly familiar. Hmm, let's take a look at the post some handsome devil wrote when the baby was born: I happen to have the name of Jennifer…
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2009

Jennifer Garner has a baby girl

Hey, remember Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck? Me neither, but apparently they had some sort of kid yesterday, according to People: The actress's rep says: "Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck gave birth to a healthy baby girl." The baby was born Tuesday in Los Angeles. No other details were immediately available. Garner and Affleck,…
By: The Superficial / January 7, 2009

Jennifer Garner has her very own stalker (Aww…)

Jennifer Garner is a pretty smart mom. She's read all the books and knows there's one thing to definitely avoid during pregnancy: A crazed lunatic who claims to hear directly from God. (Sarah Palin?) Which is why she recently filed a restraining order against the man who's been stalking her since 2002, according to…
By: The Superficial / November 20, 2008

Jennifer Garner is definitely pregnant

Apparently, there's much speculation over the state of Jennifer Garner's uterus. I, on the other hand, forgot she even existed. However, I can now report a Ben Affleck sperm has indeed collided with her egg. Jennifer's Alias co-star Victor Garber confirmed the news to Us Magazine proving his ability to keep a secret i…
By: The Superficial / July 18, 2008

The Oscars: Ladies of the Red Carpet

Scope it out. Here's some of Hollywood's hottest ladies on the red carpet at last night's Oscars: Heidi Klum, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Katherine Heigl and Best Actress winner Marion Cotillard. Feel free to pick them apart, marvel at them or perhaps throw a tuna sandwich at the screen. It'…
By: The Superficial / February 25, 2008

Jennifer Garner shot down Tom Cruise

Before marrying Katie Holmes and turning her into a zombie, Tom Cruise tried having relationships with Penelope Cruz and Sofia Vergara. He also unsuccessfully tried to land Ben Affleck's current bride Jennifer Garner, according to Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography written by Princess Di biographer Andrew Morton. Us Weekly reports: Morton writes that…
By: The Superficial / January 15, 2008

Jennifer Garner is filler

Hey guys, I woke up feeling shitty as hell so I'm not sure how many posts I can get up today. I don't want to exaggerate, but doctors tell me it's Ebola. I thought I'd be able to make it through the day, but it's hitting me harder and harder and all I want to…
By: Superficial / September 18, 2007

Jennifer Garner is afraid of the sun

Jennifer Garner spent her Fourth of July surfing with Ben Affleck in Hawaii. Maybe surfing isn't the right word here. It looks more like a 'being pale' contest, and Jennifer is totally beating everybody in the entire world. When I first saw these I thought she was being played by a ghost. The…
By: Superficial / July 6, 2007