Posts tagged "Jennifer Aniston"

Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara's cleavage are all you need to know about The SAG Awards. I'd never lie to you.
By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston In The Same Place?! WE’RE GOING DOWN

Because 10 years later lazy gossip writers can still milk this dead horse for all it's worth in.. dead horse milk (nailed it), here's both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Critics' Choice Awards last night effectively testing your minds' ability to process both of them in the same place …
By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They …
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should've checked if there are any more awards show this month because here's the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson …
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Get Why Everyone’s Obsessed With Her Body

Posted by Photo Boy Fish and I have historically¹ held differing opinions on Jennifer Aniston. I find her attractive, while he prefers the company of his illustrated books and his things. *watches him rearrange figurines on his desk for Tuesday positioning* What we both agree on, however, is that it's kind of ridiculous …
By: Photo Boy / December 16, 2014

Brad Pitt Seems Like A Good Sport

Full Disclosure: I've never watched an entire episode of Between Two Ferns. In fact, I think the only one I ever clicked on was the Natalie Portman one and bailed after a minute. And yet for some reason this morning, I decided to watch the new Brad Pitt episode …
By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014

Farrah Abraham Is (Even More Of) A Stripper Now

Despite being a noted Christian author and purveyor of fine vulvic goods, somehow Farrah Abraham recently took a waitressing job at an Austin strip club where she mysteriously started taking her clothes off for money. It was the strangest thing and not like her at all. E! …
By: The Superficial / August 14, 2014

Jennifer Aniston & Courteney Cox Are In Bikinis And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Anne Hathaway put her dog's shit on a paparazzo's windshield, so here's that time one of them got a shot of her vag. Solidarity, brothers! [Lainey Gossip] - Jon Gosselin is actually right. Everyone does know Kate is an asshole. [ …
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2013

So Jennifer Aniston Really Is Pregnant (Probably)

Back in July, Jennifer Aniston was looking a little plumper in the baby pouch and then showed up to the premiere of We Are The Millers looking like this which she played off as her just eating too much and then pranced around in a bikini looking not-as-sperminated leaving the …
By: The Superficial / September 18, 2013

Jennifer Aniston’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

- Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow hating the shit out of each other in the Hamptons is a reality show I would actually watch. [Lainey Gossip] - I, too, could've sworn Wentworth Miller already came out, but more importantly now we get to watch Republicans being forced to choose which they love more: …
By: The Superficial / August 22, 2013

Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Visible From Space

Here's Jennifer Aniston in Mexico yesterday, and note that despite the blurriness from these pics being taken hundreds of yards away, you can still make out her hard nipples. In fact, if she swung them quickly to the right, she could probably liberate Cuba, but noooo, why would she do that? There's delicious coconut …
By: The Superficial / August 21, 2013

Jennifer Aniston Just Put On Weight, A Likely Story…

Jennifer Aniston looked like this at the premiere of We Are The Millers (And stomach touching. Scientifically-proving stomach touching.), so naturally none of us should think she's pregnant because that shit is "exhausting" her. Via NY Daily News: “It does feel a bit like they’ve exhausted the question, and also the …
By: The Superficial / August 13, 2013

Can We All Agree Jennifer Aniston’s Pregnant Now?

Two weeks ago, we joked that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant because she touched her stomach which, in our defense, is way more reliable than an ultrasound. And you can tell your doctor I said that after you pay him like a sucker. Except here she is at the premiere of We're The Millers …
By: The Superficial / August 2, 2013

Jennifer Aniston Touched Her Stomach, Sound The Pregnancy Alarm!

I've already indulged myself way too much with posts about politics and a nerd show I like, so let's get back to brass tacks: Recklessly accusing celebrities of being pregnant at the drop of a hat. Here's Jennifer Aniston walking around New York yesterday touching her stomach which is all I need …
By: The Superficial / July 18, 2013

100° Weather? Jennifer Aniston Still Has Fripples

"So that's where I put the stuff I was supposed to make polar icecaps out of. Whoops." - God Photo: Abaca USA/AKM-GSI, Splash News …
By: The Superficial / July 16, 2013

Haha! Jennifer Aniston Cups

To drive home how slow today is, the biggest story on the Internet right now (Not counting CNN's Boston Marathon fuck-up.) is Jennifer Aniston showing up to a movie premiere with visible cupping marks on her back. And for those of you who don't know what cupping is, I'm not going to Google it …
By: The Superficial / April 17, 2013

Jennifer Aniston’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

- A touching mother/daughter moment presented by Courtney Love and Frances Bean [Dlisted] - Anna Paquin gave birth to twins three months ago, yet somehow nobody knows their name or the sex. Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure I could draw a diagram of Snooki's cervix. (Pro Tip: Make sure to include 8 tentacles.) [ …
By: The Superficial / December 28, 2012

Jennifer Aniston Is Rich, Therefore Bikini-Clad For Christmas

Posted by Photo Boy It's a rich tradition amongst the wealthy and the soulless, heavenly-bodied models who exchange sex with them for a life of luxury to jet off to a tropical locale for Christmas. Fortunately for black-hearted, granny fetish perverts like myself us, Jennifer Aniston is no exception to this …
By: Photo Boy / December 27, 2012

Jennifer Aniston’s Wax Statue Is Missing Something

Nipples. It doesn't have permanently erect nipples. Posted by Photo Boy Some of you may know that when it comes to Jennifer Aniston, Fish and I have differing opinions. He seems to think her womb to be some type of Hoth-like frozen wasteland, whereas I happen to think she's aged gracefully and …
By: Photo Boy / December 13, 2012

If You’re Staring At Jennifer Aniston’s Cleavage Right Now, We’re Dead. Just Kidding! (Maybe)

If you're reading this post right now, that means Photo Boy and I never made it to our computers this morning because we both don't have power and/or weren't worthy enough followers of Barack Obama, so he murdered us with the hurricane he summoned with his Kenya magic to win …
By: The Superficial / October 30, 2012
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