Posts tagged "Jennifer Aniston"

Jennifer Aniston Married Justin Theroux’s Floppy Penis

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux had one of those stupid surprise weddings, so this post is about his floppy dick instead.

Photo Boy | August 6, 2015 - 2:00 pm

ZOMG! Rachel And Joey Banged IRL!!

Here’s a fake story about Jennifer Aniston cheating on Brad Pitt with Matt LeBlanc. *checks keywords* Yep, we’re all set here.

Photo Boy | July 15, 2015 - 2:29 pm

BREAKING: Courteney Cox’s Breasts Still Look Like This

Monica still looks like this and ‘Friends’ references are still totally cool to use, which I confirmed it in an AIM chat room.

Photo Boy | April 21, 2015 - 12:58 pm

The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it.

The Superficial | February 23, 2015 - 10:15 am

Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara’s cleavage are all you need to know about The SAG Awards. I’d never lie to you.

The Superficial | January 26, 2015 - 9:50 am

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston In The Same Place?! WE’RE GOING DOWN

Because 10 years later lazy gossip writers can still milk this dead horse for all it’s worth in.. dead horse milk (nailed it), here’s both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night effectively testing your minds’ ability to process both of them in the same place at the same time.

The Superficial | January 16, 2015 - 10:45 am

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They work totes hard.

The Superficial | January 12, 2015 - 3:00 pm

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it is…

The Superficial | January 12, 2015 - 12:36 pm

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Get Why Everyone’s Obsessed With Her Body

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Fish and I have historically¹ held differing opinions on Jennifer Aniston. I find her attractive, while he prefers the company of his illustrated books and his things. *watches him rearrange figurines on his desk for Tuesday positioning* What we both agree on, however, is that it’s kind of ridiculous…

Photo Boy | December 16, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Brad Pitt Seems Like A Good Sport

Full Disclosure: I’ve never watched an entire episode of Between Two Ferns. In fact, I think the only one I ever clicked on was the Natalie Portman one and bailed after a minute. And yet for some reason this morning, I decided to watch the new Brad Pitt episode in its entirety which surprisingly pays…

The Superficial | October 23, 2014 - 11:13 am

Farrah Abraham Is (Even More Of) A Stripper Now

Despite being a noted Christian author and purveyor of fine vulvic goods, somehow Farrah Abraham recently took a waitressing job at an Austin strip club where she mysteriously started taking her clothes off for money. It was the strangest thing and not like her at all. E! News reports:

“She was hired a…

The Superficial | August 14, 2014 - 12:55 pm

Jennifer Aniston & Courteney Cox Are In Bikinis And Other News

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- Anne Hathaway put her dog’s shit on a paparazzo’s windshield, so here’s that time one of them got a shot of her vag. Solidarity, brothers! [Lainey Gossip]
- Jon Gosselin is actually right. Everyone does know Kate is an asshole. [Dlisted]
- Some Girls Are Just Too Cute For Their

The Superficial | December 30, 2013 - 9:20 am

So Jennifer Aniston Really Is Pregnant (Probably)

Back in July, Jennifer Aniston was looking a little plumper in the baby pouch and then showed up to the premiere of We Are The Millers looking like this which she played off as her just eating too much and then pranced around in a bikini looking not-as-sperminated leaving the trail as cold as her…

The Superficial | September 18, 2013 - 1:02 pm

Jennifer Aniston’s Still In A Bikini And Other News

- Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow hating the shit out of each other in the Hamptons is a reality show I would actually watch. [Lainey Gossip]
– I, too, could’ve sworn Wentworth Miller already came out, but more importantly now we get to watch Republicans being forced to choose which they love more: Hating gays…

The Superficial | August 22, 2013 - 9:00 am

Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Visible From Space

Here’s Jennifer Aniston in Mexico yesterday, and note that despite the blurriness from these pics being taken hundreds of yards away, you can still make out her hard nipples. In fact, if she swung them quickly to the right, she could probably liberate Cuba, but noooo, why would she do that? There’s delicious coconut water…

The Superficial | August 21, 2013 - 10:07 am

Jennifer Aniston Just Put On Weight, A Likely Story…

Jennifer Aniston looked like this at the premiere of We Are The Millers (And stomach touching. Scientifically-proving stomach touching.), so naturally none of us should think she’s pregnant because that shit is “exhausting” her. Via NY Daily News:
“It does feel a bit like they’ve exhausted the question, and also the speculations. It’s all been…

The Superficial | August 13, 2013 - 12:04 pm

Can We All Agree Jennifer Aniston’s Pregnant Now?

Two weeks ago, we joked that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant because she touched her stomach which, in our defense, is way more reliable than an ultrasound. And you can tell your doctor I said that after you pay him like a sucker. Except here she is at the premiere of We’re The Millers last night…

The Superficial | August 2, 2013 - 11:31 am

Jennifer Aniston Touched Her Stomach, Sound The Pregnancy Alarm!

I’ve already indulged myself way too much with posts about politics and a nerd show I like, so let’s get back to brass tacks: Recklessly accusing celebrities of being pregnant at the drop of a hat. Here’s Jennifer Aniston walking around New York yesterday touching her stomach which is all I need to see to…

The Superficial | July 18, 2013 - 11:00 am

100° Weather? Jennifer Aniston Still Has Fripples

“So that’s where I put the stuff I was supposed to make polar icecaps out of. Whoops.” – God
Photo: Abaca USA/AKM-GSI, Splash News

The Superficial | July 16, 2013 - 3:17 pm

Haha! Jennifer Aniston Cups

To drive home how slow today is, the biggest story on the Internet right now (Not counting CNN’s Boston Marathon fuck-up.) is Jennifer Aniston showing up to a movie premiere with visible cupping marks on her back. And for those of you who don’t know what cupping is, I’m not going to Google it either…

The Superficial | April 17, 2013 - 3:02 pm
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