Posts tagged "Jennie Garth"

Did Jennie Garth Always Have These? And Other News

- This review of Taylor Swift’s new album that’s entirely about Jake Gyllenhaal has me certain they never dated as much as he opened a car door for her which she interpreted as they’re married. [Lainey Gossip]
– Iranian Facebook chicks are terrible. I’m now onboard with bombing them. [theCHIVE]
- Honey Boo Boo shut…

The Superficial / October 23, 2012

Amanda Bynes Won’t Talk To Jennie Garth

Jennie Garth pretended to be Amanda Bynes’ sister on TV, so right off the bat that qualifies her to help what’s starting to look more and more like a schizophrenic attempting to self-medicate by turning moving vehicles into bongs on wheels. In fact, I’m amazed somebody didn’t call Jennie Garth sooner, she’s practically a doctor…

The Superficial / October 16, 2012

Jennie Garth Wore A Bikini And Other News

- Did Kristen Stewart ruin Taylor Lautner’s career with her tom-sluttery? Not at all, but it just seemed like something I should ask. [Lainey Gossip]
– Girls with lower back problems are the true laborers. [theCHIVE]
– Everyone at Prince Harry’s naked party is selling their story to the tabloids. [Dlisted]
– Jehovah’s Witnesses are…

The Superficial / September 4, 2012