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BEST OF 2014: Jennette McCurdy Leaked Photos

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.More »

Stop Fapping To Jennette McCurdy’s Sexy Instagrams, Gross Boys

Above are Jennette McCurdy’s leaked photos that I posted just so I had an excuse to write “Jennette McCurdy leaked photos” and make a million Internet dollars. (Redeemable for one free cat photo.) And below is her latest Instagram photo because Sam & Cat is officially cancelled, so it’s not like Nickelodeon can fire her… More »

Jennette McCurdy’s Boobs’ Owner Seems Sad

It’s been a while since we’ve posted about Jennette McCurdy(‘s leaked photos SEO SEO no whammy!), so here she is looking sad and chesty thanks to Nickelodeon probably canceling her show. As to why any of this is important, did you see when I wrote the word chesty? That meant look at her boobs (and… More »

Jennette McCurdy Got ‘Sam & Cat’ Cancelled

Before I begin, wasn’t there a thing not too long ago where everyone was geeking out over how old 14-year-olds were looking? When the hell did that slam into reverse? Because it seems like every 21-year-old looks goddamn 12. It’s like Chris Hansen is taunting me… testing me… Anyway, back to some Nickelodeon show that… More »

Nickelodeon Hates Jennette McCurdy

While we’re on the topic of the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards thanks to Lea Michele’s nipples, former leaked photo lingerie person Jennette McCurdy pulled a no-show despite being nominated for Favorite TV Actress. An award that went to her co-star Ariana Grande probably because she wasn’t half-naked on the Internet which I’m going to assume… More »

Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Selfies Leaked Online

Because leaking sexy photos helped Vanessa Hudgens escape her Disney image and land such high-profile roles as some chick with guns in Sucker Punch and Bikini Girl #3 in Spring Breakers, here’s Jennette McCurdy who hasn’t done much since iCarly posing for lingerie selfies that mysteriously found their way online. When reached for comment, MichaelMore »

Jennette McCurdy From iCarly’s In A Bikini

It’s Real Talk time. You ever watch iCarly with a younger relative and find yourself thinking, “You know what? I’d like to have sex with those ki Different real talk! Different real talk!

So, it’s the Friday before a holiday weekend, and for the first time since he started, Photo Boy is crazy… More »

That Chick From iCarly Out-Cleavaged Katy Perry

Nickelodeon held its Kid Choice Awards over the weekend, and if there’s one place I like to scour for breasts it’s wherever teenagers hang out not there, Chris Hanson. That said, here’s iCarly star Jennette McCurdy whose cleavage stood out way more than Katy Perry which wasn’t hard considering she just showed up in a… More »