Posts tagged "Jenna Jameson"

Jenna Jameson Showed 4chan Her Boobs So They’d Track A Man Down

While everyone's losing their shit over Edward Snowden and the NSA spying, what they should probably be concerned with is how easily 4chan can track a person down after being showed a pair of naked tits. Even ones like Jenna Jameson's, so clearly none of us are safe. The Daily Dot reports: Jameson asked 4chan’s

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2014

Jenna Jameson’s Doing Porn Again

I spend a lot of time criticizing America because it's a fuckbox full of dumb and guns, but at the end of the day, it's still a country where a person down on their luck always has the opportunity to film themselves getting banged for money. Even a person like Jenna Jameson who's done exactly…

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2013

Jaime Pressly, Estella Warren And Jenna Jameson All Got In Fights This Weekend

Let's start with the hottest ones first and work our way down. Jaime Pressly and Estella Warren reportedly got into a fight at Bootsy Bellows after Estella allegedly stole Jaime's assistant's phone. Us Weekly reports: A source tells Us Weekly that Pressly and her assistant discovered that the assistant's purse and phone had gone missing…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2013

There Is No Jenna Jameson, Only Zuul

Here's Jenna Jameson celebrating her birthday in Vegas over the weekend, and according to Wikipedia, she's 38 which can't be right because I'm almost positive I've seen cave drawings of this same exact woman blowing a mastodon before levitating back into a giant floating disk in the sky. Later, her kind would return to teach…

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2013

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

"I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any." Here's the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn't involve Katy Perry's awesome breasts, Kat Dennings' almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna's murder or Jennifer Lopez's dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I've completely undersold thi…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

Jenna Jameson Just Endorsed Mitt Romney

Jenna Jameson was at a strip club last night, so what better place to endorse a presidential candidate based solely on a refreshingly honest desire to keep dollar bills shoved into her vagina? CBS San Francisco reports: "I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson said while sipping champagne in a…

By: The Superficial / August 3, 2012

Jenna Jameson Got A DUI

Porn star Jenna Jameson drunkenly ramming into a pole is somehow news this morning, so, eh, what the hell? I'll take a trip down your rabbit hole, TMZ: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the porn queen was involved in a single car accident at around 1:30 AM after her car struck a pole. According to…

By: The Superficial / May 25, 2012

Jenna Jameson, Also in a Bikini

And rubbing Tito Ortiz's nuts in a public pool. Wow, that's.. that's.. actually exactly right for these two. Except wait: Is there a shot of her skin sloughing off because porn stars are basically soulless corpses when you think about it? There is? Oh thank God. We're good here. Photo: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News,

By: The Superficial / August 15, 2011

Jenna Jameson is a Great Mom

Despite admitting to falsely accusing Tito Ortiz of abuse so he'd stop trying to get her into rehab, Jenna Jameson is still attempting to portray herself as a wholesome mother of two so someone, anyone, will eventually cast her in a reality show. Which explains why she's laying in the grass posing for the paparazzi…

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2011

Jenna Jameson Hates Chelsea Handler

Seemingly out of nowhere, Jenna Jameson took to Twitter last night to let everyone know how she really feels about Chelsea Handler. Which is amazing because I've been sitting by my computer for ten years waiting for this day. Please say "dried up cunt." Please say "dried up cunt." Please say "dried up cunt." Chelsea…

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2011

Tito Ortiz is off the hook

Tito Ortiz will, of course, not face any charges for alleged domestic violence because Jenna Jameson made the whole thing up for publicity. (Let's call it like it is.) TMZ reports: The D.A. tells TMZ there was insufficient corroboration to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Tito had attacked his girlfriend Jenna Jameson. That could have…

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2010

Jenna Jameson in a Bikini

And Jenna Jameson is conveniently in front of the paparazzi again. This time at the beach with Tito and the twins because there's nothing more wholesome than turning a bullshit scenario into a reality show pitch which is entirely what's happening here. At this point, I can only hope these two do the right thing…

By: The Superficial / May 10, 2010

Jenna Jameson cries about the abuse she claims never happened

Even though Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz both claim absolutely nothing happened the night of his arrest, Jenna is still shoving her face in the press saying she was abused. This time it's a teary-eyed Us Weekly exclusive. (Read: Cha-ching!): She tells Us Weekly their argument erupted when he accused her of being "high" o…

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2010

Jenna Jameson wants you to see her bruises

CHRIST, HER FACE!! .... Okay, I'm good. Pulling a page from the Tila Tequila playbook, Jenna Jameson conveniently allowed a group of photographers to snap pics of her at the park yesterday while wearing a T-shirt that revealed what appears to be bruises on her arms. Considering I have absolutely no medical training whatsoever, I…

By: The Superficial / May 3, 2010

UPDATE: Jenna Jameson passed a piss test

A day after allegedly being thrown into a tub/pushed/harshly padded/whatever the story is today, Jenna Jameson flew to Vegas and took a piss test which she actually passed, according to TMZ: We've learned the results of the test, administered Tuesday by American Toxicology Inc. in Las Vegas, show Jenna's urine tested "negative" for the te…

By: The Superficial / April 29, 2010

Tito Ortiz is innocent

Seen here shopping and smiling just hours after Tito's arrest, Jenna Jameson is getting support from Tiger Woods' mistress and fellow porn star Joslyn James who claims she witnessed Tito abuse Jenna before. Except it didn't happen when TMZ was there, so why bother telling anyone? Am I right? NY Daily News reports: "I saw…

By: The Superficial / April 28, 2010

Jenna Jameson wants Tito Ortiz back

Completely validating my theory that porn stars are soulless husks of humanity, Jenna Jameson wants Tito Ortiz back and is already milking this thing for all its worth by giving exclusive interviews and mugging for the paparazzi (above) before the dude's even done being cuffed. RadarOnline reports: Jameson called police Monday morning complaining about being…

By: The Superficial / April 27, 2010

Tito Ortiz arrested for beating Jenna Jameson

Tito Ortiz was arrested for domestic violence today at the home he shares with Jenna Jameson and their twin infants, according to TMZ: We're told when cops arrived at the couple's home in Huntington Beach, CA -- Jenna Jameson had "visible injuries." We're told someone called 911 today at 9:53 AM and reported a "disturbance."…

By: The Superficial / April 26, 2010

Jenna Jameson in a bikini

Here's a post-pregnancy Jenna Jameson relaxing over the weekend with Tito Ortiz, and I can't tell if these pics are hot or the most depressing thing I've seen in days. I mean, on the one hand it's Jenna Jameson in a bikini. On the other hand is... surprisingly not my penis. Huh. Figured there'd be…

By: The Superficial / July 6, 2009

Britney Spears: Stateside and braless

- Robert Pattinson continues to film that movie that's not about vampires. Until after the first test screening that is. [Lainey Gossip] - Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are the proud parents of twins. From another woman's vagina. Awww yeah! [Pink is the New Blog] - Kevin Federline owes the IRS a shit-ton of…

By: The Superficial / June 23, 2009
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