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Jenelle Evans Is Wanted For Assaulting Her Ex-Fiance

Jenelle Evans is wanted for an alleged assault that happened a week after she got arrested for driving without a license, so things are going great. More »

Teen Mom Jenelle Actually Made The World A Better Place. What The Hell Just Happened?

Within the span of just one week, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans managed to sell the following stories to Radar/Star/National Enquirer (All the same company.):

– She’s pregnant.
– She’s getting a divorce.
– She’s having a miscarriage.
– She’s getting back with her ex that allegedly beat her because her… More »

MTV, Let’s Have A Talk About Teen Mom Jenelle

MTV, above you’ll see a picture of your Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans with her ex-fiance Gary Head who she claims beat her but has now gone back to because she now claims her current husband Courtland Rogers also beat her and knocked up his ex shortly before knocking her up. And if you’re wondering… More »

Teen Mom Jenelle’s Tweeting Her ‘Miscarriage’ Now

Let me just start this post off by saying reality television is a goddamn blight upon our society for one very specific reason that surprisingly isn’t the Kardashians: It tells women who watch it, and worse young girls, that way overboard drama is okay because every. thing. in. life. is. super. fucking. important. Add knocked… More »

Teen Mom Jenelle’s Husband Is Already Cheating On Her Or Vice Versa

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers got married in December after a month of dating, announced she’s already pregnant at only six weeks and then immediately started tweeting baby bump photos as well as paternity tests from his kid with his ex, so almost all the pieces for a healthy, well thought-out relationship… More »

Of Course ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle’s Only Six Weeks Pregnant, Of Course

Yesterday, the Internet got to enjoy a collective “Aw, goddammit” when Jenelle Evans, easily the stupidest, most white trash of the Teen Moms (You tried your best, Amber.) announced she’s pregnant again by immediately selling the exclusive news to Star before she even finished wiping from the test because, surprise, she’s only six weeks pregnant. More »

Teen Mom Jenelle is Pregnant, And Yes, That’s The Stupid Drug Addict One Who Loves Ke$ha

In the past year and a half, Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has managed to blow all her MTV money on implants, go in and out of jail for fighting, drugs and being an all-around idiot in general, get engaged to a guy who a beats her only to leave him and immediately marry another… More »

Teen Mom Jenelle Got Married

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans got married in a “shotgun” courthouse wedding yesterday, and no, not to the dude she got engaged to a few months ago after he beat the shit out of her, but a different dude who already tattooed her name across his chest because everyone involved here makes incredible life decisions. More »

‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Got Engaged To That Dude She Publicly Claimed Beat Her. Of Course.

According to Us Weekly, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has announced she’s engaged to boyfriend Gary Head who, and I’m trying to remember all this correctly even though I actively tried to avoid most of this information, she openly accused on Facebook of beating her because she was hanging out with her ex Kieffer who, after… More »

Teen Mom Jenelle’s Implants Are In A Bikini Already

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans literally got new implants five minutes ago, yet here she is already parading them around in a bikini because meth doesn’t grow on trees. She’s tried. Not that I’m complaining because these are the type of sexy pictures I love posting on The Superficial. Just a hot, thick, awesome, real… More »

‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Got Those Breast Implants

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In accordance with the Teen Mom rite of passage, Jenelle Evans thankfully squirreled away enough of her meth money and finally got a boob job at Wilmington Plastic Surgery yesterday. If you look closely, you can see that she’s wearing a mic pack here and a cameraman is visible… More »

‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Is Getting Implants, Too, Now

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They’re putting one across the entire face, right?

If Teen Mom has taught us anything (It hasn’t.) it’s that no matter what you get famous for, when public interest in you begins to fade, people are still going to enjoy looking at your tits. Especially if you… More »

They Put ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle in a Bikini

Because why wouldn’t you treat a teenage girl who carelessly got pregnant like a glamorous celebrity? (Or pay one seven times what you actually spent on teen pregnancy prevention to promote abstinence.) Here’s Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans following in the footsteps of Farrah Abraham by posing for entirely staged bikini photos. And you’re… More »

‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Sold Her Fight Video

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans might have been arrested for assault earlier this week after getting in a white trash brawl with another girl (Brittany Maggard) that was caught on video. But that shouldn’t stop her from treating it like a sex tape by selling it and pretending she’s devastated that it got out. More »

Rosie O’Donnell: ‘Teen Mom Sends a Positive Message’

And that message is, Babies = Money for Implants. I’m on board.

While Kim Kardashian has become a vocal opponent of MTV’s Teen Mom conveniently before her own show premiered, Rosie O’Donnell has come out in support of the reality show which she feels teaches kids a valuable lesson. Us Magazine reports:
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These New Teen Moms Are Just Swell

Here’s Jenelle Evans, star of the second season of MTV’s Teen Mom demonstrating how you top a previous season that involved Dom DeLuise getting his ass beat by Mama Fratelli and Adam Lambert’s aborted love-child that somehow survived: Baby explosions. Which is clearly better than my idea of making one of the baby’s gay. I’m… More »