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Casey Kasem’s Body Is Missing Now

So remember the other day when we all found out Casey Kasem’s body was still sitting in a funeral home after he’s been dead for over a month? It’s missing now. And by missing I mean stolen by his widow and smuggled into Canada because his kids requested an autopsy, so you know, nothing suspicious… More »

So Casey Kasem Hasn’t Been Buried Yet

When Casey Kasem died exactly a month ago, most people – including myself – assumed that was finally the end of this long, drawn-out debacle. Except most people – including myself – are fucking idiots who entirely underestimated Jean Kasem’s awfulness because his body is still sitting in a Tacoma, Washington funeral home. HuffPost reports:… More »

Casey Kasem Finally Allowed To Die (1932 – 2014)

While Casey Kasem’s been tossed around like a goddamn rag doll between his wife and kids, what a lot of people probably don’t know is he had an exact medical directive to put him out of his misery if he ever became said rag doll. Via TMZ:

Casey’s kids tell TMZ … their… More »

Casey Kasem’s Wife Threw Raw Meat At His Daughter While Quoting Scripture

If you’ve been following the Casey Kasem ordeal with even the slightest bit of interest, it’s been nothing short of a batshit debacle with his wife Jean coming off as a big-titted Satan no matter which way you look at it. And now comes word that she threw raw meat at her step-daughter for showing… More »

Relax, Everybody, They Found Casey Kasem

Because the Internet is a strange and fickle place where cats are heroes and babies have eyebrows, everyone became deeply vested in the news that radio legend Casey Kasem was missing despite his current wife (above) hiding him from his family for years now. Except our national nightmare is over because he was found in… More »