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Jean-Claude Van Damme: The Illuminati Won’t Let Trump Be President

Jean-Claude Van Damme is the political mind America needs right now. No, the world. More »

Channing Tatum Attempts Van Damme’s Epic Split

Much like 21 Jump Street, this was way funnier than it deserved to be, and yet here it is earning a place on my web blog next to Kendall Jenner’s nipples. That, and if you say the words, “Channing Tatum’s Magic Mike dance,” women will literally rocket out of their chairs like they just sat… More »

A Moment For Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Epic Split

Not too long ago, Jean-Claude Van Damme boldly described himself as a “very hard seed” of a man with a “kind of liquid cream substance” inside.

Today, he proved it. Today, he proved it. … More »

Jean-Claude Van Damme Had An Affair With Kylie Minogue While Filming ‘Street Fighter’

Let me start off by saying I was completely oblivious to the fact that Kylie Minogue was Cammy in the Street Fighter movie which was almost the awesomest random thing I’ve heard all day. I say almost because I learned that bit of trivia from Jean-Claude Van Damme revealing he banged her during filming (while… More »

Jean-Claude Van Damme probably shouldn’t be allowed near women

Poor Sarah Ball over at Newsweek got stuck with the assignment to call Jean-Claude Van Damme and discuss his latest movie J.C.V.D. I say “poor” because what Sarah’s editors neglected to tell her is the man’s flipping Froot Loops and has a penchant for horribly-veiled innuendos. Just read:

There’s a monologue in theMore »

Jean-Claude Van Damme still losing the kick-boxing fight known as ‘life’

Jean-Claude Van Damme posed on his hotel balcony this morning while in France attending Cannes. He unleashed his trademark super-high kick to show that, yes, he’s still got it. What exactly “it” is remains open to debate.*

*But not really; The man has Smurf nuts. Boom! Case closed. Now, who wants burritos?

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