Posts tagged "Jean-Claude Van Damme"

Channing Tatum Attempts Van Damme’s Epic Split

Much like 21 Jump Street, this was way funnier than it deserved to be, and yet here it is earning a place on my web blog next to Kendall Jenner's nipples. That, and if you say the words, "Channing Tatum's Magic Mike dance," women will literally rocket…
By: The Superficial / November 20, 2013

A Moment For Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Epic Split

Not too long ago, Jean-Claude Van Damme boldly described himself as a "very hard seed" of a man with a "kind of liquid cream substance" inside. Today, he proved it. Today, he proved it.
By: The Superficial / November 15, 2013

Jean-Claude Van Damme Had An Affair With Kylie Minogue While Filming ‘Street Fighter’

Let me start off by saying I was completely oblivious to the fact that Kylie Minogue was Cammy in the Street Fighter movie which was almost the awesomest random thing I've heard all day. I say almost because I learned that bit of trivia from Jean-Claude Van Damme revealing he banged her during…
By: The Superficial / August 13, 2012

Jean-Claude Van Damme probably shouldn’t be allowed near women

Poor Sarah Ball over at Newsweek got stuck with the assignment to call Jean-Claude Van Damme and discuss his latest movie J.C.V.D. I say "poor" because what Sarah's editors neglected to tell her is the man's flipping Froot Loops and has a penchant for horribly-veiled innuendos. Just read: There's a monologue in the…
By: The Superficial / November 22, 2008

Jean-Claude Van Damme still losing the kick-boxing fight known as ‘life’

Jean-Claude Van Damme posed on his hotel balcony this morning while in France attending Cannes. He unleashed his trademark super-high kick to show that, yes, he's still got it. What exactly "it" is remains open to debate.* *But not really; The man has Smurf nuts. Boom! Case closed. Now, who wants burritos? Photos:…
By: The Superficial / May 19, 2008