Posts tagged "Jay Z"

Emilia Clarke: Mother of Interviews
(I Went Right For It)

Emilia Clarke gives a pretty great interview with Harper’s Bazaar where she talks about Channing Tatum threeways and Jay Z buying dragon eggs.

The Superficial / May 12, 2015

Kanye Deleted All of His TIDAL Tweets The Second It Tanked

Jay Z’s streaming music service, TIDAL, has managed to bump both Spotify and Pandora into top spots on the iPhone revenue chart. All together: HAHAHA!

Photo Boy / April 23, 2015

Gwyneth: ‘Men’s Insecurity Depends On How Many Blowjobs You Give Them’

“Haha! And then I said, ‘Well, you’re going to be insecure for a while because that’s not where that thing goes!’ He had sex with mostly groupies after that. It was for the best.”

Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow did an interview with Howard Stern where she said a goddamn slew of quintessential Gwyneth Paltrow

The Superficial / January 15, 2015

Beyonce’s Not Pregnant Again. Again.

Posted by Photo Boy
Can’t Beyonce just Instagram a family picture of an innocent beach day where she’s covered in sand with a conspicuous mound over her stomach without everyone going crazy with the pregnancy rumors? It’s exhausting for her to constantly have to shoot this shit down. Wait, she hasn’t? And the only perso…

Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

Beyonce Has The Photoshop

Joan Rivers’s death might have exposed the fatal danger of selfies in the medical field, and large swaths of America still thinks it’s acceptable to beat children with wooden objects, but let’s take a moment for the very serious issue of whether or not Beyonce is Photoshopping herself again. After posting a new bikini picture…

The Superficial / September 17, 2014

No, Beyonce Isn’t Pregnant Again, Shut Up

Back in July, Beyonce started changing song lyrics to make it sound she was getting a divorce which turned out to be a bullshit hoax to sell tickets. It was a lesson learned by everyone, and only an idiot would try pulling the same stunt twice, so here’s Jay Z changing song lyrics to make…

The Superficial / September 15, 2014

Beyonce Crashed A Wedding In A Bikini

While Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn’t give a commoner’s wedding the time of day let alone her royal Jewish presence and all the gifts that would bestow, Beyonce at least has the decency to pose with a bride even while acting unnecessarily terrified of her face. The poor girl’s just excited to be married and not yet…

The Superficial / September 8, 2014

Beyonce’s Dad: ‘The Divorce Rumors Were A Hoax To Sell Tickets’

So one of two things are happening here: 1. Matthew Knowles reads the Internet and saw of all your conspiracy theories about Beyonce and Jay Z’s divorce. 2. You’re all fucking detectives who probably solve murders in Hawaii without even inviting me. Goddammit. Page Six reports:
Sometimes rumors “ignite” tours, he explained. “The Jedi mind…

The Superficial / August 28, 2014

Beyonce’s Rapping About The Elevator Fight Now

With 800 stories breaking daily about how she’s getting a divorce, Beyonce is quickly figuring out that one Instagram pic isn’t going to put this shit to bed, so here she is letting Jay Z hump her on stage and wearing a fucking wedding dress. (Subtlety? How does it work?) On top of that, she…

The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Divorce? What Divorce?

Over the past two weeks, the New York Post has dedicated its life to proving Jay Z and Beyonce are getting a divorce because he cheated with Rihanna, so here’s Beyonce’s first attempt at either refuting or downplaying those rumors by posting an Instagram photo of Jay Z holding Blue Ivy (above). More importantly, she…

The Superficial / July 30, 2014

Beyonce’s Moving Out

Yesterday, we found out that Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna which was also the reason for Solange’s elevator attack if we’re all going to start believing lizard people talking points now. Why make them go through the trouble of secretly putting mind control in our water? That’s my motto. Anyway, now comes word…

The Superficial / July 29, 2014

Rihanna Ruined Jay Z’s Marriage

Last week, we learned that Jay Z and Beyonce’s marriage is pretty much over because he constantly cheats on her, and now comes even more specific information that it’s with Rihanna, so I can’t imagine where it’s all coming from. It’s not like it’s practically a first-hand account. Except, oh wait. Page Six reports:
The…

The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling

A few weeks back, the Internet lost its shit after Beyonce started changing song lyrics to oddly specific accusations of Jay Z cheating on her. And now comes word that they’re trying to pretend to be happily married long enough to make it through their “On The Run” tour which makes the fart-sniffing trailer about…

The Superficial / July 22, 2014

Beyonce’s Changing Song Lyrics To Make It Sound Like Jay Z Cheated On Her Now

It sounds like Beyonce could really use that yoga weekend with Gwyneth Paltrow – I’m joking. That’s Nazi shit. – because apparently she’s changing song lyrics to make it sound like Jay Z definitely cheated on her. And did I mention she’s doing this while she’s on tour with him? She’s doing this while she&#8217…

The Superficial / July 2, 2014

Nope, Beyonce Won’t Try To Scrub These From The Internet

Because it’s been three fucking days of Gary Oldman (Hey, I don’t make the news. Unless the Illuminati sends a raven then, okay, sometimes.), here are a whole bunch of pics of Beyonce’s ass that don’t require critical thinking, so enjoy them before she tries to erase them from the Internet because she looks like…

The Superficial / June 26, 2014

Jay Z Is Cheating On Beyonce With This?

Rumors that Jay Z allegedly cheated on Beyonce with 1Oak VIP hostess Casey Cohen have barely had time to make the full Internet rounds, and yet here are bikini pictures of her already because clearly some asshole will run them without hesitating to rack up pageviews. – *pets white puma* – As for what Casey…

The Superficial / June 10, 2014

Everything You Could Die Happy Never Knowing About Kim & Kanye’s Wedding

For those of you who spent Memorial Day weekend in a joyfully ignorant bliss-bubble of friends, family and alcohol, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married on Saturday. So to get this over with as quickly as possible, here are all the highlights I painstakingly cobbled together because I know how much you hate doing…

The Superficial / May 27, 2014

The Bonnie & Clyde of Fart-Sniffing Made A Trailer

Because if there’s one place these two should be filmed right now, it’s an elevator, here’s “RUN” the mutual masturbatory mock-trailer for Jay Z and Beyonce’s upcoming “On The Run” tour starring all of their famous friends with the notable exception of Gwyneth Paltrow. Which is what happens when you go around telling people your…

The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Jay Z, Beyonce & Solange Are Sorry You Saw Their Illuminati Blood Feud

On Monday, the world got to take a peak through the cracked veneer of Beyonce’s obsessively curated life when a now-fired employee at The Standard Hotel sold surveillance video of Solange Knowles straight slapping the shit out of Jay Z on an elevator. Since then we’ve been treated to rumor after rumor followed by passive-aggressive…

The Superficial / May 16, 2014
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