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Jay Leno: Master Of Disguise

Jay Leno went undercover for UberBLACK as Porno Jay Leno. More »

Jay Leno On Bill Cosby: ‘Why Is It So Hard To Believe The Women?’

In a surprising move for Jay Leno, he actually took a side in the controversial Bill Cosby debate and blasted people for not believing the women because apparently Jay Leno’s awesome when he’s not hosting ‘The Tonight Show.’ More »

Jay Leno Did Something Funny. WE’RE ALL DEAD!

Jay Leno gets a ton of shit from comedians, and rightfully so, but if he sat around trashing terrible The Tonight Show guests, I’d watch every goddamn second of it until my neighbors called the cops because of the smell. So here he is talking to Craig Ferguson about The Bachelorette star Trista Sutter who… More »

Kim Kardashian Leads A ‘Private Life’ Now

Just four weeks ago, Kim Kardashian came out of hiding and since then has been frequently spotted by the paparazzi, photographed at premieres in Paris with her giant breasts hanging out, plastered all over the Internet to the point of parody after tweeting her ass in a swimsuit, engaged to Kanye West in a proposal… More »

BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Were At Some Place Somewhere

You were probably wondering how I’d manage to top such groundbreaking news as January Jones: Shitty Mom or British Person In A Bikini, and the answer is simple: Tits. Celebrity tits. Particularly Christina Aguilera’s which were on The Tonight Show last night because NBC is an incestuous whore-muffin. (Not to be confused with The KardashiansMore »

Sharon Osbourne Had Sex With Jay Leno

Here’s Jay Leno performing for Don Kirshner’s Rock Concert on September 25, 1967 which is roughly around the time he had sex with Sharon Osbourne. As for why I felt the need to share that information, it’s a simple matter of I know it, so now you have to know it and forever may we… More »

Walter White Used To Be A Power Rangers Villain

Last week, Bryan Cranston accidentally let it slip on The Colbert Report (after the jump) that he used to do voiceover work for Power Rangers villains back in the 90s. So here he is on The Tonight Show last night where Jay Leno surprised him with an old clip his producers managed to dig up. More »

Charlie Sheen Is Really Good At Making Lindsay Lohan Sound Wonderful To Work With

Seen here trying to hide behind her purse after going out drinking directly after her Letterman appearance where she cried about rehab making her a better person, Lindsay Lohan didn’t get much help from Charlie Sheen last night on The Tonight Show when Jay Leno asked him about her holding up production on Anger Management. More »

Halle Berry Confirms Her Breasts Will Be In ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’

Despite not getting along with Bryan Singer at all during X2 and openly hating how under-used her character was, Halle Berry suddenly loves the X-Men movies now because she’s agreed to come back as Storm in X-Men: Days of Future Past. Via HuffPo:

She was appearing on “The Tonight Show” where she said… More »

Miley Cyrus Just Quit Twitter Because Everyone Knows Liam Hemsworth Cheated On Her

Amidst rumors that her fiance Liam Hemsworth’s cheated on her, Miley Cyrus quit Twitter this afternoon and denied that she called off her wedding. Which is probably technically true because Liam Hemsworth needs to not be having sex with someone else’s vagina for them to officially break things off. It’s delicate these things:

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Jessica Simpson ‘Shocked’ She Got Pregnant Again

Jessica Simpson stopped by The Tonight Show last night where she either tried to pretend it was a complete accident she got pregnant again ending all that stupid dieting and exercising or admitted she doesn’t know how babies are made. It literally could go either way. Via People:

The second pregnancy, she added,… More »

Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Milyun Bucks Fer Eatin’ Cooter Pie in One O’ Them Sex Movies

Because we live in a brave new world rife with possibilities (and occasional pedophile dolls), Miley Cyrus has been offered a million dollars to get naked and make out with a chick on camera. An offer that was floated her way because she had a porn star in her new music video, so clearly that… More »

Bertney’s Mama & Papa Won That Dang Ol’ Court Case ‘Gainst That There Mooslim Fella (Not Obama)

After attempting to paint himself as a walking rehab clinic/management team that helped Britney Spears kick a fictional meth habit, Sam Lutfi saw his lawsuit against Bertney and her parents completely thrown out yesterday which is usually what happens when you’re completely full of shit. TMZ reports:

Lutfi had filed a lawsuit –… More »

Snooki: ‘My Fragrance Smells Like a Moistened Ewok, Open To Pleasure’

Snooki was apparently on The Tonight Show Tuesday night, but because nobody watches it, it took two days for anyone to realize she went on television and said her new fragrance will smell like an Oompa Loompa constantly in heat. So like her, is exactly what she’s going to say. Via Us Magazine:

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Lindsay Lohan Gets a Standing Ovation, Says She’s ‘In The Clear’

Seen here outside NBC Studios yesterday, Lindsay Lohan taped an appearance for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno set to air tonight, and apparently the audience gave her a standing ovation only to be rewarded with her lying straight to their faces. Via RadarOnline:

Leno asked Lohan, “At what point did you realize,… More »

Of course they are.

And this makes absolute perfect sense when you think about every shitass decision that brought us to the point. Via RadarOnline:

Two days after his March 1 return as host of The Tonight Show, Jay Leno may get a ratings boost thanks to some tanned reality stars. RadarOnline.com has confirmed that the cast… More »

Conan O’Brien paid a shitload of money to not work

After lengthy negotiations, Conan O’Brien and NBC have finally reached a $44 million agreement that will pave the way for Jay Leno to return to The Tonight Show. People reports:

No details of the deal were immediately announced – though it is being reported that O’Brien may be clear to appear on… More »

UPDATE: Conan O’Brien leaving ‘Tonight Show’ next week

Conan O’Brien is officially bailing on NBC and ending his stint on The Tonight Show Friday, January 22, according to the New York Post:

“Conan does not currently plan on doing any more new shows after next week,” a source told People magazine’s Web site this afternoon.
If Jan. 22 is O’Brien’s… More »

Jay Leno wants to leave NBC

While NBC wants him back on The Tonight Show, Jay Leno might be following Conan out the door thanks to the network’s unbelievably retarded handling of the situation, according to PopEater:

Sources close to former ‘Tonight Show’ host Jay Leno tell me he is furious with the way NBC has treated him… More »

Jay Leno set to return to ‘The Tonight Show’

After convincing an entire television network to ass-rape one man’s dreams of hosting The Tonight Show, Jay Leno will return to his old show in its original time slot. TMZ reports:

We’re told NBC honchos still have to sit down with Jay’s rep and put the finishing touches on a new deal,… More »

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