Posts tagged "Javier Bardem"

Daniel Craig: The Kardashians Are ‘F**king Idiots’

Let's just get the Kardashians out of the way this morning, so we can move onto other topics that haven't been erotically soiled upon in the pursuit of fame. In a new interview with British GQ, Daniel Craig found himself shitting all over America's #1 moustachioed whore parade while discussing the benefits of privacy and…

By: The Superficial / November 30, 2011

Berenice Marlohe Is The New Bond Girl

Keeping with the theme of hiring obscure European actress/models for Daniel Craig to bang, here's Berenice Marlohe, the new Bond girl in the Sam Mendes directed Skyfall. Considering I couldn't tell you a thing that happened in the boring-as-shit Quantum of Solace - No, wait. James Bond had a gun. - I'm guessing this i…

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2011

Penelope Cruz in a bikini

Before jetting off to Rome for the premiere of Nine yesterday, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem hit the beach in Brazil where they attempted to set a new world's record in grab-assing. They'll of course have to compete with the time I convinced Kim Kardashian I was the President of Reality TV and basically every…

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2010