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Olivia Wilde’s Pregnant, Too

Olivia Wilde is pregnant like 80% of Hollywood right now. More »

Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

It’s been a contentious time of race relations, the horrible alleged crimes of once-beloved idols, and the long-simmering debate of whether or not little people should be given a gun and a badge. So here’s Olivia Wilde in a bikini for no other reason than she’s in a bikini. I’m not even mentioning that she… More »

You Know What? F*ck You, Jason Sudeikis

Because I have nothing to offer women outside of mediocre penetration and habitual mocking of every TV show they like, I’ll probably never to get have sex with Olivia Wilde. But if I do because that stuff I said earlier actually does sound kind of romantic if you think about it, it would’ve been nice… More »

Olivia Wilde Was In A Bikini, Too

Olivia Wilde was in a bikini this weekend, and while she may not have an ass that makes you believe in a divine creator or Ireland Baldwin’s, we should probably still look at it anyway. Not to mention it’ll throw Chris Hansen off our trail. He’s been tracking us since Rivendell.

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Did Olivia Wilde Get Implants? And Other News

- Jennifer Lopez wants to marry Casper Smart now. This should end well. [Lainey Gossip]

– Never mind, GOOP totally loves punk now and the MET Gala. Anna Wintour can release her children now. [Dlisted]

- No Bras Allowed [theCHIVE]

- Demi Lovato wants to get pregnant now, so… More »

Here’s Everyone Else(‘s Cleavage) From The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

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Ridiculously dubbed “Nerd Prom” this year by people who clearly don’t understand how politicians are more like jocks than any other high school clique, the annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner was unsurprisingly boring since it’s a gathering of people who either know their every move is being publicly… More »

Olivia Wilde’s Vagina Died During Her Marriage Which Makes Jason Sudeikis A Necromancer. Got It.

So Olivia Wilde apparently spent Monday night talking candidly about her vagina and how her inability to lie to it followed by its death led her to divorce an Italian prince and eventually seek comfort atop Jason Sudeikis’ penis that we should probably start mining for the anti-death serum. Why should Olivia Wilde be the… More »

Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

Here’s Olivia Wilde at the beach in North Carolina where you’ll notice in this post-Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher, Katy Perry & John Mayer world, I made the extra effort to include as little of Jason Sudeikis as possible. That’s the kind of love and attention you won’t find at other sites because they wish… More »

Hey, Look, It’s Jennifer Aniston In A Bra!

And now back to celebrity boobs.

Here’s Jennifer Aniston filming ‘We’re The Millers’ in North Carolina today where – SPOILER ALERT – her character apparently walks around with her breasts hanging out, so I’m guessing she’s a scientist. You can tell by how deep in thought her breasts look. They should put eyebrows… More »

Olivia Wilde Is Your New Pregnancy Rumor

“Excuse me for a second- ‘The fuck did you just say?”

Apparently there’s a rumor going around that Olivia Wilde is pregnant, and this may come as a shock to you, but I’m not buying this one. Mostly because Reese Witherspoon is and everyone knows pregnancy is a zero-sum game. But science aside,… More »

Olivia Wilde is Seriously Banging Jason Sudeikis

When Us Weekly reported that Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde were dating, like pretty much everything on this site, I posted about it even though I was 90% positive it was bullshit. (Case in point: Is Russell Brand actually real, or did we all just imagine him? Discuss.) Except here’s the two of them together… More »

Jason Sudeikis Bagged Olivia Wilde Now

Jason Sudeikis continues to inexplicably plow his way through Hollywood, and this time finds himself lodged directly in Olivia Wilde’s vagina because why not? At this point, he’s probably yawning anytime he walks into his bedroom. “So which completely out of my league actress do I have to bang tonight? Sigh…” Us Weekly reports:
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An X-Men Knocked Up January Jones

Seen here leaving the house without a scarlet “A” on her chest yesterday – BLASPHEMER! – the Who Ejaculated Into January Jones’ Ovulating Uterus Without Protection? Mystery just took another step toward Not Jason Sudeikis, according to E! News:

Although most recently linked to SNL actor Jason Sudeikis, January and Jason split in… More »

January Jones is Pregnant

Taking into that account within the past 10 months she’s been photographed making a drunken walk of shame, got into a drunken car accident and banged Jason Sudeikis (presumably while drunk), tonight’s announcement that January Jones is pregnant really shouldn’t come as a surprise. Although, it does put her recent interview with Marie Claire into… More »

Scarlett Johansson and Jason Sudeikis. Why Not?

As the world watched with bated breath to see how he could possibly top curbing January Jones despite looking like your dad, Jason Sudeikis has reportedly moved on to Scarlett Johansson. The two were recently spotted on a “double date” with Will Forte in Santa Monica, but according to Celebuzz, Scarlett’s rep insists it was… More »

January Jones is Single

Almost as if she sensed I needed an excuse to post more of this dress, January Jones has apparently sobered up enough to realize she’s been having sex with SNL star Jason Sudeikis, according to People who conveniently left out all the drunk stuff:

The pair, who were first linked romantically last July,… More »