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It’s Jason Statham’s Turn To Insult Kim Kardashian


After the sauve, handsomely dapper one-two punch of both Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm referring to the Kardashians as “fucking idiots” in the British press, here’s bestubbled baldaccio Jason Statham shitting on Kim Kardashian in an interview with Details therefore redeeming himself for every single movie he’s made after Snatch with the… More »

Jason Statham Spit On The Paparazzi

Apparently if you try to take Jason Statham’s picture while he’s out with Not Megan Fox, he’ll calmly spit in your face before spending the rest of his day walking around without once changing his facial expression to teach you a proper less- you know what? I’m not even going to pretend I have anything… More »

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a Bikini

Here’s Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Antiqua with Jason Statham, and I can’t help but look back at the latest Megan Fox bikini pics and think Michael Bay made a horrible mistake here. Yes, Megan Fox is crazy and says enough retarded shit to make you sympathize with Sharia law, but at the end… More »

Holly Madison & Jason Statham?

Jason Statham and Holly Madison hit it off Saturday night at the UFC fight where Holly was an honorary ring girl. Being the gentleman that he is, Jason introduced himself then went and watched her strip naked per the customary laws of chivalry. E! News reports:

A couple hours later, Statham checked out… More »

Jessica Simpson’s parents are f-cked up

- Jessica Simpson’s mom is apparently also obsessed with her daughter’s breasts. Or she could just be trying to find a common interest with her husband. Married people are weird. [Celebslam]

- Oprah is on Twitter! Her first tweet-to-tweet was with Jimmy Fallon, and yet she continued to use the service. Is Oprah drinking… More »

Jason Statham uses martial arts against the sea. Or just swims.

I don’t know why I’m posting these pics of Jason Statham at the beach considering I severely overestimated the sex appeal of Gavin Rossdale. One day I’ll understand what women like. Which, oddly enough, doesn’t involve dressing up like Batman and waiting in the shower for them to come home from work.

I was… More »

Jason Statham kicked out of Playboy Mansion

Jason Statham got booted from the Playboy Mansion over the weekend. So, did he scissor kick Hugh Hefner? Or perhaps violate Mansion code by yelling “Holy shit, I didn’t know they were hookers, too!”? Nope, none of the above. Jason Statham refused to have his picture taken. Page Six reports:

The “Bank… More »