Posts tagged "Jason Segel"

This Trailer Has Cameron Diaz’s Nipples In It

Here’s the red band trailer for Sex Tape featuring Cameron Diaz’s nipples in a see-through shirt which I assure you is not an April Fool’s joke. More importantly, I got to write a post with the words “Cameron Diaz sex tape” in it which effectively makes me Lord of The Internet and rightful owner of…

By: The Superficial / April 1, 2014

Cameron Diaz Is Banging Jason Segel

Now that Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are over because you can only have sex with someone for so long while the ghost of Heath Ledger hovers in the background begging you to please, for the love of God, stop penetrating his ex for five minutes and tell the police he was killed by the…

By: The Superficial / August 22, 2013

Michelle Williams & Jason Segel Broke Up

If anyone cares, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel broke up a few weeks ago because of “distance,” according to People. Which is of course a cover story for after a year into a relationship Michelle Williams expects you to put a baby in her then get killed by the Olsen twins. She lays it out…

By: The Superficial / February 27, 2013

Being Judd Apatow’s Wife Doesn’t Look Awkward At All

“No, really. He said, ‘Jason, stare directly into my wife’s camel toe,’ and, well, he’s the director…”

Here’s Jason Segel and Leslie Mann, Judd Apatow’s wife for those of you wondering why she’s in all his movies, filming This is 40, the sequel to Knocked Up featuring the married couple who bitched at…

By: The Superficial / July 21, 2011

Jason Segel tries to pretend he didn’t just bang Lindsay Lohan

Despite Jason Segel’s attempt to trick the paparazzi into believing Lindsay Lohan didn’t spend Friday night at his house, she was spotted an hour later blatantly walking out the door with his shirt on and getting into his assistant’s car. Because attention-whoring runs deep in her Lohan blood, she tried to cover the situatio…

By: The Superficial / December 7, 2009

Chloe Sevigny & Jason Segel are dating

Chloe Sevigny (Big Love) and Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother) are dating, according to Page Six, and talk about a great match. One of them showed their penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall while the other gave Vincent Gallo a graphic BJ in The Brown Bunny. If you try not to think about…

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2009