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Jennifer Love Hewitt Learned How To Be A Bitch

Wait, Woody, no! The rings!

Right around Thanksgiving, Jennifer Love Hewitt found herself dumped by Jarod Einsohn most likely after hearing him saying something along the lines of, “Please stop trying to hide an engagement ring in the stuffing, you goddamn insane cling-monster.” Except that was before she read “Why Men Love Bitches”More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Got Dumped Again

Oh, good, Pinkberry. That’ll break the cycle.

Jennifer Love Hewitt drowns her emotions in ice cream and carries around three preselected engagement rings so you don’t propose to her the wrong way, so finding out she got dumped by another boyfriend leaves me nothing short of baffled. She’s exactly what men want in… More »