Posts tagged "Jared Leto"

The Official Suicide Squad Comic-Con Footage Is Here

The Suicide Squad Comic-Con footage is officially online. You can stop watching shitty iPhone videos now.

The Superficial / July 13, 2015

Jared Leto’s Joker Looks Like This

First look at Jared Leto as The Joker. Hope you like tattoos.

The Superficial / April 27, 2015

Is This Jared Leto’s Joker Voice?

Jared Leto may have debuted his ‘Joker voice’ at a 30 Second For Mars concert. Or been really high on drugs. Either one.

The Superficial / March 23, 2015

That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes:

Will Smith as Deadshot (“BUT HE’S WHITE!” – The Internet soon)
Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
Tom Hardy a…

The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn? Jared Leto’s The Joker? WTF’s Happening?

Over the weekend, news broke that Jared Leto is in talks to play The Joker in Suicide Squad because Warner Bros. is clearly in the business of going, “You already did what on Arrow? Fuck you.” (See, also: Ezra Miller, The Flash) And now Collider is reporting that the insanely hot Margot Robbie is Harley

The Superficial / November 10, 2014

And Now The Jared Leto Dick GIF

A few weeks ago, we learned that Jared Leto has a giant penis with a head shaped like a Praetorian Guard thanks to Alexis Arquette’s remarkably accurate knowledge of Roman helmets. And now here’s a GIF of Jared Leto grabbing said Roman warrior penis from a since-deleted YouTube video of a live 30 Seconds To

The Superficial / September 10, 2014

Jared Leto’s Penis Is A Massive Roman Guard

In an interview with FrontiersLA, Alexis Arquette revealed that not only did she have sex with Jared Leto, but it was back when she was still Robert Arquette and that Jared’s dick apparently looks like a giant feathered helmet which can’t be healthy. One time, mine looked like Ant-Man’s mask and doctors only gave me…

The Superficial / August 20, 2014

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker’s son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they’re super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator!

We can exclusively report that…

The Superficial / May 15, 2014

The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

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As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a just starting to melt

Photo Boy / May 2, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

The Superficial / April 14, 2014

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora’s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should…

The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Miley Cyrus Is Banging Jared Leto

Considering they both have a penchant for letting Terry Richardson feed them coke to bend them to his wishes, it was only a matter of time before Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto fell on top of each other naked. And that time is now. Us Weekly reports:
Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto “are hooking up,&#8221…

The Superficial / February 19, 2014

Nailed It

Some handsome devil last night:
“Jared Leto, you just won a Golden Globe. What are you going to do next?”
“Snort coke and pose for Terry Richardson! YAY!”
Now that you know the true nature of my power, DON’T GET ON THAT BUS.
Photos: Terry’s Diary

The Superficial / January 13, 2014

And Now Jared Leto In Drag Because Your Ability To Sleep At Night Offends Me

Would you fuck Jared Leto? Jared Leto would fuck Jared Leto. Jared Leto would fuck Jared Leto so hard…

 

What? Fruit wouldn’t hang this low if it wasn’t asking for it.
Photo: Terry’s Diary

The Superficial / June 26, 2013

We Get It, Terry Richardson, You Want To Bang Jared Leto. You Made Your Point.

Terry Richardson is an odd duck. For a guy who looks like a pedophile, he’s clearly enamored with giant breasts (Exhibits A and B), Rihanna’s butt and Victoria’s Secret models. But then every once in a while it’s, “No, wait, Jared Leto.” So here’s Jared doing whatever the hell he’s doing in these photos which…

The Superficial / November 29, 2012

Take Off Those Glasses For A Sec, Jared Let- OHMYGOD! And Other News

- Ashlee Simpson got dumped by that dude from Boardwalk Empire. [Just Jared]
- Marvel characters really like to bang. That’s what I took from this. [theCHIVE]
- Gerard Butler and the art of coaxing women into a Porta-potty for hot, chemical toilet sex. [Lainey Gossip]
- Dr. Blossom is getting divorced, but really want…

The Superficial / November 27, 2012

Terry Richardson Really Likes Taking Pictures of Jared Leto

When bros like Photo Boy and myself hang out, it’s almost a guarantee we’ll snap black and white photos of each others ponytails, or “Bronytails,” as we like to call them if he doesn’t mind me sharing our secret language we invented late one night eating S’mores. (Best Giggle Party ever!) So it’s kind of…

The Superficial / May 18, 2012

Jared Leto Lives in This Poncho Now and Other News

Saturday: Poncho. Monday: Still poncho. Sunday: Secret dimension accessed only through poncho. (It all adds up.)
- Channing Tatum is really interesting. When you’re shit-hammered. [Popeater]
- President Obama wants your porn to be more easily accessible. [Uproxx]
- Courtney Love passes for a human being. [Dlisted]
- Steven Tyler however, passes for whatever the…

Photo Boy / February 15, 2011