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The Jon Hamm Penis We Missed

Jon Hamm’s penis and January Jones went to some thing together, and only those first three words are important. More »

Jon Hamm’s Penis Might Have Killed January Jones In A Tub

Jon Hamm’s Penis Playing Softball

Jon Hamm’s penis loves a good ball game. More »

Nope, No Signs of January Jones Getting Hammboned Here

January Jones is smiling again. THIS IS CHAOS. More »

Oh Yeah, January Jones Is Catching That Hammbone

Someone’s awfully happy. More »

January Jones Is Single Again, I Can’t Imagine Why

January Jones is single all of a sudden, too. What are the odds? More »

Bobby Flay Had Sex With January Jones On The Reg, According To Wife

January Jones and Bobby Flay reportedly had sex many times while he was still married to Stephanie March in 2010. … More »

January Jones & Will Forte Are Doing It

January Jones and Will Forte are dating which, you’re right, is strange because he’s not married. I agree. More »

January Jones Really Grasps Feminism

If it hasn’t become evident over the past few months, bullshit like #GamerGate and the reactions to Bill Cosby’s accusers, along with some nudging from The Fappening which quickly took on rapey undertones, I’ve become more and more sensitive to the plight of women. And I already fully believed they have the right to do… More »

January Jones Wants Fat Jews To Drink Her Butt Sweat

Over the weekend, we basically saw everybody naked. More specifically Kate Upton, so I don’t even know what to do with my life anymore because I’m pretty sure it just peaked. Anyway, now January Jones is going around telling fat Jews she’s flattered that they want to drink her butt water because we’re living in… More »

The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Here’s the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to Walter White. More importantly, Laura Prepon demonstrated the misogynistic side… More »

January Jones Is Naked, Wants To Bang Rihanna

Here’s January Jones posing nude for Violet Grey where she reveals if she could bang any celebrity dead or alive it’d be Paul Newman or Rihanna. Except that’s not even the most incredible thing January Jones said because that honor goes to this exchange:

What is the single greatest night of your lifeMore »

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