Posts tagged "Janice Dickinson"

Phylicia Rashad: ‘There’s A Conspiracy To Destroy Bill Cosby’

While former child Huxtable Keshia Knight Pulliam at least had the wherewithal not to call Bill Cosby’s accusers liars albeit while asking people to focus on his carefully curated public image designed to rebuff said accusations, Phylicia Rashad has apparently gone full truther and somehow managed to make Camille Cosby’s comments seem quaint by comparison.

The Superficial / January 7, 2015

All The Shit Happening With Bill Cosby

Instead of writing 27 different posts about Bill Cosby like I did yesterday, here’s everything that’s happened since his lawyer called Janice Dickinson a liar in one handy post even though at this point at least three more accusers will probably come forward along with footage of Bill Cosby walking out of a pharmacy with…

The Superficial / November 20, 2014

Bill Cosby’s Lawyer: ‘Janice Dickinson Is A Liar’

Bill Cosby’s lawyer already had to remove one statement denying rape allegations about his client, so let’s how well his response to Janice Dickinson’s accusation that she was raped by Cosby in 1982 holds up. Via NBC 10 Philadelphia:
“The only story she gave 12 years ago in her autobiography as well as her interview…

The Superficial / November 19, 2014

Janice Dickinson: ‘Bill Cosby Raped Me’

I had a long piece planned on why you have to be a fucking idiot to still be defending Bill Cosby, but that’s practically a moot point now thanks to former supermodel Janice Dickinson who just became the next, and most high profile, alleged victim to come forward and accuse Bill Cosby of raping her…

The Superficial / November 18, 2014

Porn Star James Deen Apparently Has No Problem Making Out With Janice Dickinson In Public

So remember when James Deen immediately denied having sex with Lindsay Lohan even though he’s a porn star with a reputation for doing violent choking videos? Here he is sucking face with 90-year-old Janice Dickinson right in front of the paparazzi without a care in the world. Which means at some point in his life,…

The Superficial / September 4, 2012

Kim Kardashian just lowered property values

- Lauren Conrad claims Ryan Gosling hit on her. Does he like them boring? I forget. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jenna Fischer is engaged. That’s what she said. (See what I did there?) [PopEater]
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren’t broken up. Just unhappily drifting through life’s menial chores together. Whee? [Just Jared]
- Janice

The Superficial / July 6, 2009

Janice Dickinson drunk off her ass

Janice Dickinson got drunk off her ass at Nobu Wednesday night and decided to give the paparazzi a little show. This, of course, would’ve been awesome if she didn’t look like Steven Tyler and Madonna had a love child – then raised it under power lines.
Photos: Fame

The Superficial / May 14, 2009

Janice Dickinson probably shouldn’t draw attention to her face. Ever.

Former supermodel Janice Dickinson made faces for the paparazzi yesterday while getting a touch-up at MAC on Robertson Blvd. I don’t know what I’m more shocked by: Janice Dickinson’s death-like man-face, or that her make-up isn’t applied by a spray gun in an auto body shop. Which reminds me, you know what they should bring…

The Superficial / January 27, 2009

Janice Dickinson continues to assault my eyes

JESUS! That ain’t right. Janice Dickinson really needs to knock this shit off. Yeah, when you’re old you should be able to do whatever the hell you want because, let’s face it, death is stealing your pills. (Or in Janice’s case, crying in a sandy Port-a-John.) But this is getting out of hand. Sure, she…

The Superficial / April 1, 2008

Janice Dickinson, holy crap, that’s gotta stop

Dearest Jan-Jan,
Before we begin, I’d like to commend you on your efforts entertaining our troops during the Second World War. At the ripe young age of 40, you gave our boys something to live for as they fought to stop Hitler from finding Jesus’ cup in that tomb with the knight who was like…

The Superficial / March 31, 2008

Janice Dickinson escapes her tomb, gets manicure

Janice Dickinson risked life and emaciated limb yesterday by venturing out into the daylight (Nosferatu’s natural enemy) to get a a manicure at a Bevery Hills nail spa. For those of you wondering what’s in Janice’s cleavage, it’s her cell phone. Where does the sexy end and the woman begin? Am I right? Back me…

The Superficial / March 27, 2008

Janice Dickinson as GODZILLA

Janice Dickinson spent the weekend in Miami relaxing with her boyfriend who I’m guessing is Santa Claus without a beard. I dunno. What I unfortunately do know is that these two have some sort of intercourse. I imagine it’s like a polar bear laying on a bunch of Play-doh and chicken wire. But way, way

The Superficial / January 14, 2008

Janice Dickinson says Sly Stallone ‘juiced’ her

Janice Dickinson claims that she not only saw her ex Sylvester Stallone use steroids, but he used them on her. Janice was on FOX New’s Red Eye when she accused Rambo of using drugs. Page Six reports:
“He juiced me,” Dickinson said. “I’d wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye – steroids,…

The Superficial / January 11, 2008

Janice Dickinson defends Jennifer Love Hewitt


The creepy corpse known as Janice Dickinson appeared on The Today Show (pic above links to video) yesterday and defended Jennifer Love Hewitt. Janice flapped her collagen lips while describing Jennifer as “healthy” and claiming she was photographed in her bikini at “unflattering angles.” Then Janice dropped the bomb on who she really think…

The Superficial / December 10, 2007

Janice Dickinson looks decent in a bikini

Janice Dickinson was spotted on a Malibu beach in her bikini looking pretty amazing for a 93-year-old. She is 93 right? 130? I mean, most mummies I see are wrapped in bandages, have purple flesh, and are behind a glass case in a museum. So she’s doing pretty okay for herself. Besides, her driver&#8217…

Superficial / July 20, 2007

Janice Dickinson flashes her pantyhose


Janice Dickinson was spotted at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show acting like her usual self, which means flashing her underwear and desperately flailing around for attention. It’s just so refreshing to see an ex-supermodel age with dignity. She should travel around the nation and give speeches at schools about how to stay classy. And…

Superficial / March 21, 2007

Janice Dickinson thinks Britney Spears is a hick

Janice Dickinson told The Book Standard that Britney Spears is in desperate need of a makeover and should dump Kevin Federline. She says:…

Superficial / May 17, 2006
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